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Did the Early Middle Ages really exist? This question in itself—and more so the answer ‘NO, the Early Middle Ages did not exist’—is surprising, to say the least
Rochester, NY: City of Quality
Joined February 2013
People keep telling me to read theory. Buddy, I got a theory. It says when people die they wake up as seagulls, and thats what seagulls are.
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RT @sterylmeep: i’m not a republican. and i’m not a democrat. i’m your wife. i’m sexual and i love you.
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RT @TimAllenItalian: Theyre called whiskers because cats will whisk you away to a fantasy world of play and whiskers.
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I feel as though I’ve just had my home in the saddle on the long and weary ride from Belgrade to Stamboul.
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Guy on the street just yelled this at me with perfect comic timing and volume
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Driving the elders of 𐀒𐀜𐀰 absolutely wild with my uncanny precocity on the τζουράς. They’re appointing me to high office.
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I wish there were a way for websites to remember that I’d rejected all cookies before, so I don’t have to do it every time.
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RT @TimAllenItalian: @TageErlinger Once again, and for all time: my @ simply calls awareness to the fact that beloved “American” actor Tim….
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RT @TimAllenItalian: If you ask me, Israel really needs to join the modern world. I mean, come on – “Net and Yahoo”? What year is it, 1998?.
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It’s fine if you chew gum but you should practice it in the privacy of your own bedroom. Fucking disgusting.
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RT @TimAllenItalian: Margaret Thatcher should have made england great again by rethatching all the rooves.
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On certain occasions a different Three Liquids would be consumed in the evening
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Various sets of Liquids would be employed, often relating to locality or ethnic origin. But always they were Three
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