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Not The Guardian. Satire... sort of.
Canberra, ACT
Joined April 2024
Prime Minister Warns Voting for One Nation is Now Unlawful Under New Hate Speech Laws
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Melbourne Psychologists Brace for Tough Week Ahead as Clients Cancel Sessions to Prep for Invasion Day Protests
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Greens Senator Stuns the World: Demands Australia Grant Asylum to Iran's Supreme Leader
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NSW Police Assure Residents They Are Safe From Islamophobia
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Labor MP Anika Wells Insists Swimming In Taxpayer Cash is "Within the Guidelines"
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Anika Wells Defends $7,000 Taxpayer-Funded YSL Suit from Saks Fifth Avenue: "I Need to Look Sharp to Fulfil My Duties"
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Victorian Premier Unveils New Car Compactors Installed Across Melbourne So Youth Offenders Can Responsibly Dispose of Their Stolen Cars
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Pakistani Migrant Who Grew Rich Exploiting Taxpayers Accuses Billionaires of Exploiting Taxpayers
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Creepy Old White Man Marries Gold-Digger 16 Years Younger Than Him
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Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan Gifts Her Home and Entire Salary to Local Elders, Announces Permanent Return to Europe "To Atone for My Ancestors’ Sins of Colonisation"
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Victorian Premier Dismisses Concerns About Out-of-Control Crime As Nothing More Than Murdoch Propaganda
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Melbourne Woman Doesn't Think She'll Ever Get Over the Emotional Trauma of Robodebt, Despite Years of Therapy, and Not Knowing What Robodebt Is
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Australian Woman Who Tried to Sail to Gaza Claims ‘Torture’ After Israel Served Her Tuna Sandwiches Without the Crusts Cut Off
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Melbourne Crowned World’s Most Liveable Asylum for Fifth Consecutive Year
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Counter Terrorism Task Force Charges Jacinta Price With Posessing Extremist Material
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LNP Leader Decides She Doesn't Want Her Party to Win
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"Our Home Was Robbed, Crime's Out of Control, Kids Are Being Stabbed; But at Least We’re Not Racist": Lifelong Melbourne Labor Voters Furious Over Crime Surge and Corruption, Yet Glad They Didn’t Vote Liberal
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Victoria Police Halt Search for Cop Killer, Instead Focusing Resources on Locating and Arresting Those who Attended Anti-Migration Protest
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