Dr. Thorpe Wilby
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Joined December 2022
Its been X dot com for a long time but Elon still lets me come in via the Twitter entrance #respect
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a free idea for all you 'influencers' on here: the tik tok tuk tuk
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@ThorpeWilby Send me a direct message when you’re free ❤️
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Hnnnggg ... the moon ... transformation beginning ... lycanthrope powers manifesting ... must run and leap about the city
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I’m going to try and think one positive thought each time I feel anxious
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Tell your colleagues you won a competition. Tell them a free can dropped out of the vending machine. Subconsciously they'll start to think of you as lucky. people love luck and they love winners. Next time promotion is up, of course the lucky guy is going to get it.
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How was my weekend ? Well imagine having the best day of your life 2 days in a row. Hit your coworkers with that one. Change the dynamic in the office. Get people talking about you.
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spotify wrapped soon. no doubt it will be 4/4 metronome again this year... I can imagine better music in my head than anything available on that app
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@ThorpeWilby What if I work at a cemetery doctor
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Life hack: Instead of going to the park, go to the cemetery. Now, if anyone tries to reproach you for a walk or sitting in peace you can say "sorry boss I cant come in, I'm at the cemetery" etc. They will assume its a grief thing and its all very sad and leave you alone
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speaking as a gen z the millenial hate is so forced ... they had a lot of good ideas
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Guys. It's happening. Turn on CNN right now. Half Life 3. ( #SponsoredPost )
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these mirror world denizens are lazy asf smh they got two completely different looking guys covering my bathroom and my hall mirrors ... get your skates on reflectoid you're supposed to be in EVERY mirror I see!
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Celestial Sphere Update: Virgo has Money Coming This Month. Like, Repost and Follow @ThorpeWilby to confirm the cosmic blessing
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Even though they lived many decades the older generation know how to treat each day as a new joyful experience. They treat things we take for granted as if they are seeing them for the very first time, like their cell phone or how a shop works or just being outside on the street.
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Just rawdogged putting on my shoes ... no reels between left and right. Growth.
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"Sorry babe I'm walking late tonight" <-- her brain will correct it to 'working'. Now you can walk around the city as long as you want, and truthfully say you did not tell a lie.
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