Thomas Craven
@ThomasCraven90
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you won't find me on here
Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined April 2009
My dog keeps attacking me when I do spreadsheets. I think he's an Excel bully. #ratemypun #lunchpun.
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Sold out my @edfringe yesterday. Grab your tickets for "Scotify Me" now. 5:15pm Grassmarket apex with @hootscomedy. 🎟️
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No Edinburgh bin strike during the fringe might be the best news I've had for awhile.
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Everyone is taking a break from @edfringe today, everyone apart from this guy! Come and see "Scotify Me" 5:15pm at @hootscomedy Apex Grassmarket. 🎟️
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I've been really enjoying the show so far. Come see me today at 5:15pm in the Grassmarket Apex £5 or PWYC. @edfringe @hootscomedy.🎟️
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Yesterday had a choir of Belfast ladies keeping me right. Great fun though @hootscomedy 6 at the Apex hotel in the Grassmarket. I'll be there at 5:15pm doing my show "Scotify Me". I'll see you there 🍺. @edfringe #EdinburghFringe #edfringe #edfringe2024
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Had a great crowd yesterday at @hootscomedy 6 at the Apex hotel in the Grassmarket. I'll be there everyday at 5:15pm until the 26th doing my show "Scotify Me". Hope to see you there 🍺. @edfringe #EdinburghFringe #edfringe #edfringe2024.
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I think this guy works at my local Toby Carvery.
Ultra-thin tomato sandwich made with an ultra-sharp knife. [📹ryota_togishi].
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RT @FearghasKelly: My @GlasgowComedy show is on Tuesday!. It's stand up and sketches and multimedia stuff! It's McChuills! It's McWhooooooo….
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Last chance to see my @GlasgowComedy show, doors open at 4:30pm at Tennents bar Glasgow. With support from Gita Blaze and Stevie Coulter.
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Go and see my grandson live.
Our ✨GICF 2024 ✨ Featured Show of the Day. 🤩 Bad Muslim Good Grandson.🗓️ Sunday 31st March.📍 Van Winkle West End.🎟️ (@RaheilDeal)
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Celebrate #StDavidsDay the right way. By seeing a Welshman on St Patrick's Day. Tickets below 🎟️ @GlasgowComedy.
Really excited to bring my @GlasgowComedy show Thomas Craven & Fiends to Tennent's Bar, Glasgow on Sunday 17th March 4:30pm. With support from the amazing Gita Blaze and Stevie Coulter. Tickets are only £5 and available here 🎟️.
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Really excited to bring my @GlasgowComedy show Thomas Craven & Fiends to Tennent's Bar, Glasgow on Sunday 17th March 4:30pm. With support from the amazing Gita Blaze and Stevie Coulter. Tickets are only £5 and available here 🎟️.
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RT @hootscomedy: Sunday 18 Feb at 8pm - hosted by @RickMolland with headliner @PersianOfInterest.This weeks guests include;.@Mycoolwelchxox….
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RT @RaheilDeal: Mentioned I was from Coatbridge on stage and got this heckle. Think I dealt with it alright. Got asked if I was a Celtic f….
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I'm off to Rome and I'm determined not to think about the Roman empire once.
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Your local council's reaction when you tell them your bins have landed 3 miles away and you'll have to pay for a replacement. #stormIsha
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Yesterday in Glasgow I got caught in the rain. I jokingly asked an employee at Max's bar if they had an umbrella, they gave me one for free. Glaswegians are some of the friendliest people ☔.
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Was Saltburn set in 2006 just to explain why people were still smoking in pubs?.
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