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Thomas Marban

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Invented your parents’ favorite news aggregator, the first Android Twitter app, and many more failures. Current: https://t.co/5fHcsu3fBx ✕ @mcuban

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Joined November 2006
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Thomas Marban
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🫡 Thank you for the music @JeffLynnesELO
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18 days
The clearest sign that someone is too immature to be a CEO is when they start posting screenshots of private conversations.
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19 days
jason rugolo had been hoping we would invest in or acquire his company iyo and was quite persistent in his efforts. we passed and were clear along the way. now he is suing openai over the name. this is silly, disappointing and wrong.
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GEO consultants are about to make SEOs look like saints. Same hustle, just sleazier, smugger, and even less measurable.
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25 days
How to ruin a platform 🫡.
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Looking at Google's bland design language - even after 17 years - it still holds true: You don't gift an Android device to someone you love.
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2 months
It started with 'burn the banks.' Now it's . bundle your boring ETFs with us.
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2 months
That video is next-level Fremdschämen.
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2 months
For all the hustlers who claim that they read a dozen books per month.
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2 months
All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone — or with a @Meta chatbot in a movie theater.
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Thomas Marban
3 months
How many times can you loop a single song on Apple Music before someone from Apple calls to check if you're still alive?.
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Thomas Marban
3 months
Tariffs under 1000% shouldn’t be newsworthy anymore.
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Thomas Marban
3 months
Missing the simple days of straightforward Enron-style bankruptcies.
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Thomas Marban
4 months
You know, if websites simply followed basic accessibility standards and used things like ARIA labels, we wouldn’t have to keep funneling money to companies that profit off fixing problems that never needed to be there.
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4 months
We raised 17M to build web agents. We are looking for vibe coders btw.
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Thomas Marban
4 months
You get the Internet you deserve. via @jason_koebler.
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Thomas Marban
4 months
I'm thrilled to announce that I miss the days when LinkedIn was full of humblebrags instead of people who think they're tech messiahs just because they clicked 'Generate AI Video' once.
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Thomas Marban
4 months
The 94% error rate in Grok perfectly aligns with Musk’s fanboys.
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Thomas Marban
4 months
RIP Pinterest .
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Thomas Marban
5 months
AI naming is just a competition to see who can confuse users the fastest.
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5 months
This perfectly aligns with Zuck's style switch to a corporate kingpin.
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