Me in my plant mami element. Prada me Fr 🌱

Did your crush post a valentines gift?…. Ndo

I fear they’re doing it because they want to be able to charge 200k + per bundle knowing that all styles need at least 4.. and that’s how we get to 1m N ATV

And who is your source?????? Pls pls

I’m sorry but you can’t all be only selling raw single donor hair. There aren’t enough heads of hair!

The latest scam? Raw hair vendors in Lagos

I do think we are losing the ability to think, use context clues.. ask clarifying questions and generally problem solve. If it’s not spelt out we are deaf dumb and blind.. almost like no one has time to understand

Like I may ask a question or make a statement… and the follow up questions are things I mentioned in my original question or statement.. what’s going on?

I’m finding it increasingly difficult to communicate. I’ve always been so good at this.. I don’t know if it’s about moving to the continent.. or if there has been a global shift in something.. but unless I speak with an alarming amount of detail I’m not understood

So the eagerly anticipated Bridgerton is….. Cinderella???

Freelancer life was sweet

I shout ‘OMOOO’ at least 3 times a day since registering a corporation

Guys- I went to Bella Afrik on Sunday with the girls and a guy with locs was chatting me up. I was sat down so he kept having to bend down to talk cause it’s loud in there and his locs kept slapping me in the face 😭 - I was so over stimulated

And I can use the sauce shop BBQ sauce from time to time to switch it up. Only 10 ingredients

Now I have a go to maggi free marinade that compliments so many flavours!

Whoever suggested Greek yoghurt, thank you. Added sooo much garlic, sea salt, smoked paprika, black pepper and coriander. Sealed in a pan and finished off in the oven. Perfection. And super juicy too

My No UPF chicken thighs actually had taste 😭😭 no more maggi and chicken seasoning for me!!

https://t.co/T0XCH6mwnP

Nigeria has their finger on the pulse of literally every global trend. But they can never participate in tendernism because they too like chewy hard meat 🙂

Lore breakers didn’t see this one coming…

I refuse to wake up at 60 and wonder ‘how did I get here’