I know I'm dying, so I made a conscious decision to float above it all. Flat tire. oh well.Fight with spouse. oh well.Bounced a check. oh well. Life's going to give you a billion reasons to be pissed off. Choose happiness.

RT @OutlawPatriotX: The left doesn’t want you to remember this at all‼️👀. 👇👇👇

That's it. I just had to kill a spider on my own. I am getting into a new relationship ASAP. I need a man around.

RT @MrPitbull07: I am waiting for my order at Chick-fil-Missippi. I overheard a man talking to the cashier. He asked, “I’d like to buy some….

What pairs well with Chilliean Sea Bass?.

I've got to go get the Sea Bass out. Gosh, the day flies!!.

This image was created by my Great Ex @TheiPredator. Dr. Mike is a NYS licensed psychologist and, admittedly, nearly as brilliant as myself 😉. No haters, he's NOT the abusive ex.

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RT @ScottPresler: Republicans are going to lose everything this November. Bookmark this.

There I go again. .

RT @smtolene: “Why don’t you understand?“ They often cry out in misery. “I only want peace! Why can’t I be happy?”. Many people carry woun….

I've gotta go and eat. What's wrong with me??.

RT @itsrosesm: Hey Huge Gains family 🖐️, morning! ,. I lost my 50k+ followers account 😔. Starting fresh, so if you see this—please follow 🙏….

RT @churchtalkative: The greatest Man in history. Jesus.

If one more crackpot DM's me with their lunacy.

Woo hoo!! I got three new Mel Gibson's and six new Elon's today!! Don't be jelly. .

Just take a look at those colors.

That's going to be delicious in a couple minutes.

Oh, Fml. A huge order is on its way here from the receiving center in Orlando. I'm never going to get a chance to sleep ever again, am I?. Going to cook.

I'm off to try and recreate from memory my favorite vegan dish from back in the village in Rajasthan.