When I was at CBS they said one time the teleprompter froze and the only person that could go off script was @ShannonSharpe Everybody else just sat there looking stupid His success in journalism ain’t no coincidence

At home watching a baseball game in the 12th inning on a Friday night high off pad Thai like I ain’t that nigga smh

Did Nas give us 2 different verses 4 the same song ? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥am I trippin?

This Mobb album is something else

leaving work early today to go listen to mobb deep

NOBODY has ever listened to a Memphis bleek album not ONE person. A verse ? MAYBE

GIVE IT UP FOR MUJA AND THE MOIST TOWELETTES

The club scene is dead Because today’s music ain’t got no soul and the DJs don’t know how to read the room so they just show up with a premeditated playlist, a personal vendetta and hidden agendas 😤

This white man from Iceland wit tattoos on his hands Said he was a huge fan of the Dave Mathew’s band I said word you ever heard of Bobby blue Bland He said is that the grand wizard of the klu klux klan I said well I’ll be god damn

NASCAR IS RACES

Security need security 🤣🤣

That’s called PARENTING

Any pretty girls out there wanna smoke sum hooka and watch vlad tv with me?

How do scissors know what hand I’m holding them in?

Life’s to short to be hungover

Changing my name to Jimmy Chimichanga

I think it’s very racist that my iPhone will not properly voice text the N-word

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🐐💯no 🧢

So Female rappers obviously cannot co exist guys ok