The2Goats
@There_Are2Goats
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I’m a fan of Messi and Ronaldo. I support Inter Miami, Al Nassr, Portugal, and Argentina
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Not that long ago bro...just 2 weeks
When was the last time Ronaldo scored a goal like this?? Must be his Madrid days 😭
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@NoodleHairCR7
The cancer was the most valuable player on that team. The goat pissed u off so bad that u started calling him cancer
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@_common_w2
I don’t agree with u often but this time I 100% agree. LLF is a close second tho. Rare w from u
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Haaland finally scores after an entire month. In that period he played many of the Top 8 teams in the table and failed to score against all of them:
Liverpool - 2nd - ❌
Newcastle - 8th - ❌
Arsenal - 1st - ❌
Aston Villa - 4th - ❌
Crystal Palace - 14th - ✅
STATPADDER 👻👻👻
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@moist44
Blud what are u saying???? Have u even watched him play or are u saying this after watchin one of those tiktok fail comps?
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Lionel Messi From 2010-2012
👉210 goals - Avg of 70 per year
👉76 Assists - Avg of 25 per year
👉Won UCL + 3 Time Top Scorer
👉37 UCL Goals - Avg of 12 per year
👉Won La Liga Twice
👉Won Copa Del Rey
👉Won Supercopa de España
👉Won the Ballon d'or Thrice
Greatest Prime Ever 🐐
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I genuinely think Messi can hit 400 assists by the end of his career. 🐐
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Guys I've seen the light. 'Pessi' robbed Haaland. These are the real criteria for the ballon d'or:
1. Ghost UCL matches👻👻
2. Statpad against Luton🎯
3. Score 40 tapins and pens🥶🥶
4. Ditch your NT for a league match🐐🐐
I hope you see the light now too
❗CORRECTION: Lionel Messi has *ROBBED* some big names to win the Ballon d'Or in recent years 👀
2019: Virgil van Dijk
2021: Robert Lewandowski
2023: Erling Haaland
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French Clubs by UCL titles:
Marseille - 1
PSG - 0
French Clubs by top 2 finishes:
Marseille - 22
PSG - 20
French clubs by Europa League finals appearances:
Marseille - 3
PSG - 0
Yet I was told PSG was the biggest french club. Marseille is bigger, get that oil club outta here
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@omifyyy
Tbf, I thought both fanbases hated him and would unite at the thought of him losing. Ig both still hate each other more than Al bulayhi...
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It's either Ronaldo or Messi, no debate
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Top Scorers of Inter Miami:
1. Gonzalo Higuain (Retired) - 29 goals - 70 apps
2. Leonardo Campana (Active) - 25 goals - 73 apps
3. Lionel Messi (Active) - 20 goals - 23 apps
The 🐐 is coming for that top spot soon
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@Oluwasegun41652
Bro plz fix ur math…for ur own sake. Bro tried to cook and scored an own goal
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@_common_w2
@Sekasfn
Brotha, can u read?? U said Ronaldo doesn't have a single goal from his own half for which I showed u not 1 but 3. So ur wrong. That goal isn't scored every week, at least not in reality. Ronaldo is not overhyped and ur just salty i proved u wrong.
@Sekasfn
Fun fact, ronaldo doesn't have a single goal from his own half.
Messi has lots of them.
Don't listen to the fans of the player with 0 KO stage goal in world cup
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These guys be going out for candle light dinners in Dubai when they play City in like 4 days
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Factually incorrect Taylor, he has 2 goals against them and that too in a final.
Cristiano Ronaldo all goals and highlights vs Al-hilal 2023/24. Better than Messi?
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@illuminator010
@IconicCristiano
THAT WAS THE POINT lol. They were winning so he was wasting time in an actually interesting way. Masterpiece
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Congratulations! You just equalized Ronaldo's 8th best UCL season 💀
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Will Kane beat Lewa's record this season? He has 4 matches left and needs 7 goals
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POV: You're a blue oil club that receives sketchy ref decisions
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Live footage of Ronaldo/Messi fans spamming "When your idol is Messi/Ronaldo, you are destined for greatness" every time any youngster does something.
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Messi now has 2 assists in his past 2 matches since returning.
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@idolmessi30
@UTDTrey
Tbh di Maria doesn’t make too much out of it but Aguero has a bad history with hating on Ronaldo so I wouldn’t be surprised if he made a big deal out of it
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Told Rennes that he was quitting football just to sign with Dortmund. Refused to come to training with Dortmund to force a move to Barca. Went to Barca and told Xavi it was his dream to win the UCL with them. Then leaves to PSG and eliminates Barca by scoring 2 against em
🐍🐍🐍
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Bayern Leverkusen beats yet another record this season: The longest ever unbeaten run by a team in the top 5 leagues
44 matches
38 wins
6 draws
0 losses
This team is incredible
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@GOATed_F00tball
@CFC_Janty
Cook those 'Football' fans. Nah idk wtf they watchin. Guys decided to combine wrestling with egg shaped balls. 💀
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@Gigis123i
@FCB_ACEE
Both of them have 5 bro, Idk where u got the 6th for Ronaldo. Ronaldo's 5 fks were
1. Against abha in March 2023
2. Against Liechtenstein in March 2023
3. Against Damac 2023
4. Against Abha 2024
5. Against Abha 2024
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What a rivalry this is. Neck and neck fighting to see who can ghost more
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This isn’t the SPL where u get all the decisions u want lmao. A taste of you own medicine 🤣
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OTD in 2016 Ronaldo scored THAT hattrick against Wolfsburg in the Champions league Quarter-Finals to complete a comeback after being 2-0 down in the first leg.
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Today Messi became the fastest ever player to reach 830 goals and he did so in 1056 games
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The goat picked up right where he left off. No hesitation whatsoever. 🐐🐐
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@ValvRmfc
Bro had to compile all his mistakes over the course of 18 years to make this comp. He’s been waiting his entire life to post this. 💀
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Is Dortmund finally going to break leverkusen’s unbeaten streak?
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@TheLM10Timeline
He might’ve left Europe early and might’ve become less motivated. That thought scares me. But he would’ve completed football earlier.
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@Ronaldo_Nassr7
I was kinda sad when Messi missed the pen but the funniest part of this entire thing is that Thogden was more saddened by the fact that Ronaldo scored rather than Messi missed
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@_common_w2
Bro u said the exact same thing but then when I proved u wrong u ghosted. U of all people can not be talking
Blud said that Ronaldo has never scored a goal from his own half for which I replied with 3 different goals which he scored from his own half. Then bro asks me how he was proven wrong. Wtf is this logic??? 😭😭😭
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WHAT A MASTERCLASS FROM HAALAND 🥶🥶🥶. HE DROPPED HIS CLASSIC PERFORMANCE - THE GHOST 👻👻👻🥶🥶🥶. THAT'S THE FUTURE GOAT FOR YOU, SHOWING UP IN EVERY SINGLE BIG MATCH 🐐🐐🐐. SO MUCH AURA 😱😱😱
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Today Messi scored his:
👉21st Goal of the Season
👉7th Goal of 2024
👉828th Career Goal (fastest player ever to do so)
👉2nd Outside the Box Goal of the Year
👉5th Outside the Box Goal of the Season
👉5th MLS League Goal of the Year
And he got an assist too
Simply the 🐐
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I just realized that since Romario is back now, all he needs is 7 goals to tie Pele for the 3rd highest goal scorer in football and 8 to overtake him. Can he do it?🤔
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LEVERKUSEN, OFC THEY SCORE!
Is Dortmund finally going to break leverkusen’s unbeaten streak?
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-Play for 10 clubs in 6 countries
-Win 2 Copa Americas
-Win the WC and Golden Ball
-Become Brazil's 4th highest scorer
-Score 750+ goals (4th highest EVER)
-Retire
-Comeback a year later
-Retire again to become a politician
-Comeback 15 yrs later aged 58
What a story he has...
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@TheLM10Timeline
@MadridPreeti
Influence?? Then how on earth did Messi and Ronaldo not win it a single time before 2020?
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@miamicasuals
@KMbappeEra
He isn’t doing that bro. Nobody can match Ronaldo and Messi’s longevity. Watch both of them have more goals than mbappe by the end of the yr
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Bro is not fooling anyone with the fake stats.
CR7 goals in international tournaments: 31
A breakdown of his goals:
WC - 8 goals
Euros - 14 goals
Confederations Cup - 2 goals
Nations League - 7 goals
Stats in Major International Tournaments:
Ronaldo Nazario🇧🇷: 25 goals in 29.2 90s
Cristiano Ronaldo🇵🇹: 22 goals in 43.5 90s
R9 took 2 penalties, CR7 took 8 penalties btw
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@heyy_ift
@TeamCRonaldo
Cooked tcr but young Ronaldo miles clear of saka. Even current Ronaldo better than saka
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Leo, I beg that u don't stop trying when ur on a brace next match. All I ask for is one hattrick...plz
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Genuine Question: Who is better, Lewandowski or Suarez when looking at their careers as a whole? Both of them had incredible primes that might've been ballon d'or level. I think both have good arguments for being better than the other but I want to hear your opinions.
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U already know they gonna be crying cuz of the gk error. LMAO
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@FinBogasson11
Messi has a great UCL legacy but out of your 3 statements I only agree with the second one. First and 3rd are both Ronaldo
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@TheLM10Timeline
@Sekasfn
Emi did it in front of those saudi guys in a stadium of more than 80k and his was way more obvious
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Blud said that Ronaldo has never scored a goal from his own half for which I replied with 3 different goals which he scored from his own half. Then bro asks me how he was proven wrong. Wtf is this logic??? 😭😭😭
@There_Are2Goats
@Sekasfn
Literally only the first one which is him beating 1 defender.
How am I proven wrong ? That type of goal is also scored weekly. Ronaldo is the most overhyped player of all time. Yall ride his meat for jumping.
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