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You can buy the ticket from me directly or via this link:
Unfortunately I have to sell my
@northseajazz
weekend pass, let me know if any of you are interested. R6k (300 euros)
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It was some 13 years ago that our souls met in the corridors of what was Discovery on West Street, you’ve been a blessing since and ever so consistently beautiful. I celebrate you
@Tobekalwana1
, Happy Birthday my love 💕🎂🍾🎈❤️
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Is it not wine?
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You forget to mention that when we met I was still married and you agreed to be a side, how was I to becha you without my ex wife noticing?
Please stay away from this guy. Broken promises waya waya and he’ll never becha you. 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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You can’t treat law like ingoma eyahlukanisa unyaka kuKhozi FM please.
Lets settle it, Who does it for you?
❤️ Like for Tembeka Ngcukaitobi
🔃 Retweet/Repost for Dali Mpofu
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I’ve seen enough people doing this as a challenge, NOTHING, I mean absolutely nothing compares to this original!
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She won’t play your silly games nana.
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And here you are, seeking some attention 😬
She blocked me because i called out her attention seeking behavior 😂🤣😂
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Hehake Minister of Texture and Quality Affairs.
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Hence we have it with them.
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Ok guys let’s wrap it up, this was banter.
@ramichuene
and I are friends, I do not have 7 kids nor have I ever been married. Enjoy your day further. ❤️👍🏾
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Clingy is such a terrible word to describe people are fully present in relationships and want that reciprocated.
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I know Luthando Shosha when I see her.
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Drinking and driving has been normalised so much.
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Ya no, Mzansi really does not want to put actual singers as singing competition judges.
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Don’t use that little sachet of plant food they give you. Cut stems at an angle. Add a teaspoon of bleach and not too much water, make sure water is ice cold.. Change water every two days following same process with bleach and add ice cubes.
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Hate it when people come to your place and steal pictures to post on the internet, I’ve kept this house offline for a reason. You will not be invited again
@OscarMagud
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The replies and quotes show that you guys are not against bullying, you’re literally bullying this lady for her political choice, going as far as making fun of her body. It’s sickening.
We, the children of the African National Congress. The Glorius Movement of Winnie Madikizela Mandela , Albertina Sisulu, And Jesse Duarte 🖤💚💛
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Here you go 🌟
if you’re having sex with me you’ll never see me post that bratz doll on the TL
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I’d say papachinos and spur but then again yours has an advanced palate so maybe Gemelli 😬
Please recommend child friendly restaurants in Jwanesbek
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You guys wanting to treat pap like its some secret family recipe passed down from your gogo’s gogo is wild, it’s simply maize and water and hardly complicated.
If you gonna cook pap and start by mixing the maize meal in a separate bowl with cold water, vele uyeke 🙄
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I can’t dance to save my life but yeyi what is qhubeking here Darling?
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I love that in 2023 the internet is a platform where men can freely express their feelings, needs and wants for cross dressing. Good on you Rodney, buy that skirt and rock it. ❤️
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seafood is available on African waters, azifikanga nomlungu but go wild I guess
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You’ve BEEN knew
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Do you think it’s possible to own Smeg appliances and not always include them in pictures?
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Real tea drinkers know not to make comparisons between tea types, each one has its moment 😊
If I speak will y'all judge me? 😭 I'm saying it.
Five Roses >>>>> Rooibos
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Before you bother responding to him, he thinks like this 👇🏿
As a race you need to get beyond the word Kaffir.
You will be freerer
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You’ll be fine, you’re wearing a suit with some accessories
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Twenty-two MILLION South African RANDS for a glow-in-the-dark Flag 🇿🇦
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South African Ministers need to understand that we do not care who they have meetings with, we care about service delivery. We want electricity not proof of meetings sir!
Today I met with the CEO of Mercedes-Benz East London manufacturing plant Mr. Andreas Brand, I was accompanied by my Executive delegation included the Executive Mayor of Buffalo City and the Eastern Cape MEC for Economic Development.
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Please note that the SABC does not ask potential employees or on-air talent to campaign for big social media following, there is no such requirement for joining the SABC. Anyone asking you to help them get followers for a “job” at the SABC is misleading you.
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We need to stop making a big deal out of white people speaking our languages in AFRICA, we speak theirs daily!
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Here you go my love ❤️
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1st December, a really heavy morning. It’s my nephew’s birthday, he’d be turning 22 today but we buried him last Thursday because he couldn’t do this life thing anymore and we didn’t see his depression.
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Boil your water and add a spoon of white vinegar, reduce heat all the way to your lowest setting, such that the hot water isn’t bubbling, break egg into a cup/bowl and slowly introduce egg to the hot water. 🙏🏿❤️
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That’s if you forgot, seems very convenient to me, ndanceda ndiphume kuwe, bitter ukufa
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“Nibadala” - guys we aren’t confused about our age, YOU have a problem yokuthanda indaba zabantu, mind your own and you won’t be upset, there’s also the block button for content you don’t like. Love yourself ❤️
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Around the SAvsNigeria please know the difference between banter and xenophobia, avoid being a bum.
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“Thunderstorms delayed are not thunderstorms denied” - Gauteng Weather
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Mom and Dad ❤️❤️
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Just don’t be an asshole in the name of your mental health though.
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Lord, for what we are about to receive, may we be forever grateful to the Gqeberha Dyan, who in the year 2021 invented this dish, amen!
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Being angry at Woolies for going cashless coz you can’t use corruption money is crazy business.
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YOU don’t have to, but those who do celebrate their achievements for things like freedom to live alone, being able to afford a certain space/lifestyle, a step towards the next goal etc. The point is let people celebrate whatever is important to them. 👍🏾
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Dinner is served!
Duck legs on creamy herbed potato mash.
I’m washing this down with a pinot noir 🥰
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After 15 years of struggling to find
#umhlehlo
in Joburg, yesterday I discovered Rembrandt Slaghuis in Linden. Now I can have my ox liver just the way they make it at home, with lots of onions. I have never been happier. 🙌🏿
PS: this is not a paid post
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Having things on record means you know what you are doing/planning. I don’t know man, I’d hate to work in a place that requires such. Why are you having to record conversations???
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My friend is single guys, I’m auctioning him to the highest bidder.
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So Sangomas can now issue Medical Certificates/Sick Notes as recognized by SA Health and Labour Laws.❤️❤️❤️
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This year we stop making effort for people who do not reciprocate.
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What’s RIGHT is that modern day women are able to walk away from marriages that no longer serve them, a thing to be celebrated.
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@missleejoyful
@virginactiveSA
I hope you reported him, it’s definitely screaming fat phobia.
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Skhumba because everything is a joke to us.
Somizi because numbers.
I don’t know the girl, she’s pretty.
J is the only person with music expertise.
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I’m possibly the most uncompetitive person I know. When it comes to my work I want to enjoy it, find it challenging, accomplish the things that really make a difference but with no desire to be positioned as a “guru” thought leader, I don’t wanna be on discussion panels, … 1/2
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Why are you asking us this question in English?
Why do we speak so much English as black people, even to people that understand our languages 😫😜
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In case you’re lazy to read, Juju said:
The letter's inappropriate insinuations have forced our movement into a defensive stance, detracting our members from the immediate task of doing door-to-door because they must now defend their movement from rubbish. In situations where we must choose between an individual and
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“A friend of mine is going through a divorce after a 5 months beshadile all because YENA UYAFEBA. Don't get married at all guys if you ain't ready to let go of the game 😒” - here, fixed 👍🏾
A friend of mine is going through a divorce after a 5 months beshadile all because of izifebe. Don't get married at all guys if you ain't ready to let go of the game😒
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This is how I ended up knowing how to cook and bake early. Now get them to peel, chop, separate eggs etc ❤️
I cook, we eat, they clean the dishes. It's called teamwork.
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A 40 year old Dyan™️, why?
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Sana waqond’ba mawuzithi poster, complete with your portrait, hay lants 🔥 🔥🔥
Congratulations to the class of 2023 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
We kept our promise.
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Normalise having kind and mature friends so you don’t have to worry about things like this.
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Cela nithi hooray xa kuzalwa iSpouse sam. Happy happy birthday my dear Tess, ndiswele amazwi
@tembisa
❤️❤️
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There’s no need to compare a 9-5 to entrepreneurship or freelancing. As someone who’s done ALL three I can tell you the best one is whichever one works for your mental health and pays your bills.
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@mpunzinator
“I’ve seen enough people doing this as a challenge, NOTHING, I mean absolutely nothing compares to this original!” -
@ThembaGwejela
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Why are you guys mad at this? We all know context is important, if she said colleague you wouldn’t think the child may need help and now she got the word out and the child is getting help.
SABC security guard just showed me his son’s matric results 😭🙏🏽 young man obtained a Bachelor pass with 4 distinctions 😃😭🙏🏽 I AM SO HAPPY FOR HIM! 😭😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Sometimes being am adult means speaking your truth. I think he is adulting just fine today.
So Julius is incapable of being an adult? Just one day? 🙄🙄
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