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The number one place for @dundeeunitedfc fans to discuss all the goings on at tannadice park. *This is a fans page and is no way connected to the club*
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The old firm and Edinburgh Derby’s are so overhyped and are boring, Dundee derby best in Scotland, relegations, 6-2 wins, last minute winners and equalisers...oh and we can go for a pint with each other after the game without bother
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The player to come up too hospitality tonight was mark Connolly, he said “we left the dressing room door open so that they could hear us celebrating” and that ladies and gentlemen is shit housery at its finest
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We’re never getting out of this fucking leauge are we
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The boy who referred to Kane hemmings with racist remarks is not a united fan and will not be associated with the rest of us, I hope he gets found and charged accordingly, no place for it in this city
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Take a bow Paul Watson, never put a foot wrong! What a fucking performance
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I speak on behalf of every united fan when I say I want too see a picture of
@Paul_WatMan
wearing his shirt, holding the trophy and his winners medal round his neck.
@dundeeunitedfc
make it happen
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A mention to Nicky Clark, who if it wasn’t for shankland would be my pick for player of the season, missed him big time when he was out and goes under the radar by most but is massive for us
@nickyclark91
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Thanks to mr ogren, thanks to mal brannigan and thanks to Robbie Nielsen because after 4 years...we have our fucking club back!! Dundee United football club 🧡🧡🧡
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A moment for Steven Fletcher btw he may be 35 but he’s head and shoulders above any striker we’ve had for the past 5 years, what a player 🍊🍊
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Let’s organise a street party on Tannadice street , when it’s safe to do so, and show everyone how the shed boys party.....who’s in
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He entertained us, he made us dream, he made us feared, he produced the some of the bestfootball I’d seen at Tannadice, anything that happened after is in the past, arabest Jackie 🧡
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Dundee fans chanting “dirty Arab bastard” at McIntyre today
Agent McIntyre your mission is complete you may now return too base
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Staff safe Arabs, I don’t know any of you personally but we are all one big family and I love you all, once this is all over we will dance on the terraces of Tannadice back where we belong...shed rule 🧡🧡🧡
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Being serious, the way Scotland set up , he doesn’t even get in the team
Harvey Barnes considering Scotland switch as power of starring for Steve Clarke's heroes proves irresistible
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Looking like tony watt will be announced today and in squad for tomorrow, say what you want about ashgar but to address our goal scoring problems by buying the top scorer in the league is more than we could have asked for
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Robbie Nielson didn’t win united the league, Lawrence shankland did and that’s a fact.
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From where we were when ohren bought the club 4 years ago to now is remarkable, we had a team consisting of booth, king and aird now we’re on the eve of European football with Tony watt, Steven Fletcher and Dylan levitt..Dundee United 🍊
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Benji siegrest wins dundee United player of the year for season 20/21
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Dundee United v az alkmaar is officially sold out! United will be roared on by an 11k strong tangerine army
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There is something beautiful and I mean beautiful about paying millions of pounds to bring Ramsey in for 6 months, to never play him, bring him on for 4 minutes, and miss the decisive penalty in the European cup 🤣🤣 over to you now hearts….
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1500 at st mirren, 2000 plus to go to hibs I’d argue out with the old firm and hearts we have the best travelling support in the country
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Team for Saturday
Zaluska
Kovachevic dods Wilkie Dixon
Conway gomis bauben Swanson
Sandaza hunt
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There’s not an Arab on earth who will not be watching on like a proud father when you step out onto that pitch tonight,
@andrewrobertso5
arabest buddy we’re all behind you
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My favourite Scottish cup moment, the scenes after this went in made the hairs on your neck stand up, 13000 Arabs in sink singing “it’s in your head”
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To a man every single one of you were outstanding, that’s the bar been set now!
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Can we talk about Tony watt for a second, rumoured 4500k a week we’re paying him…he’s scored 1 tap in in 8 months and slows the game down and every opportunity, So frustrating watching him, time to be benched I think.
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Dundee United are a much bigger club than motherwell, that’s why tony watt has joined, end of story.
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Dylan levitt quoted in the papers “it would be good to come back here next season but will need to wait to see what happens with his man United contract”
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Paul McMullan appreciation tweet, my man of the match today, 2 goals and 2 assists and was the best player on the park, shankland his usual brilliance a special mention also to Troy brown who looks a fantastic signing already 🧡🧡
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It would have been easy for courts to milk it in front of the crowd but as tam courts tangerine army rang out from the away end at full time, he stood at the back applauded and let the players take the plaudits 👏
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Kane hemmings has a picture of Louis appere on his wall
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Aziz behich looks totally gutted….not at going out the World Cup but that he now has to come back and play with Ian harkes
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Sam Stanton set to leave and head for America, a guy who was always consistent and gave his all, and he’s leaving with my best wishes for sure 👍
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Can we also just agree that it’s time for erikson to get a game
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Being serious, if Dundee couldn’t afford Craig wighton, they can’t afford to sack Mcpake...so get the popcorn out folks and enjoy Dundee football club for the rest of the season
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Its been a long 4 years, a lot of hard times and times we thought we would never see the good times again, but now the time has come, the tangerine army are back...Dundee united are back 🧡🧡
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Imagine....the season finally gets under way again, it’s June, a Saturday 3pm kick off, the sun is beating down, we’ve all got our united shirts on with shorts, Nicky Clark is back upfront with sir Lawrence, the ice cold tennants is flowing, football is back
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There is folk on “Arabs anonymous” calling for Robbie to be sacked and replaced by a man who has turned hearts into a total bomb scare all on the back of what he did for us 10 years ago!! Get a fucking grip and shut up, end off story
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Chris mochrie has single handedly won United 9 points this year....3 goals all winners
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300k for a boy who makes our team tick and can sell on for easy 2-4 million is a no brainer
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It’s just 90 mins of football that we need to win, 1 away game to get out of this hell hole of a leauge, keep the faith and cmon the shed 🧡🧡🧡
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Brilliant performance, Goodwin has us scrapping for every ball, ayina sibbald and fletch outstanding today! This team was down and out, Goodwin has changed us, if only we had an actual manager from the get go! Get that contract in front of him asap
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Don’t you know pump Uniteds fucking up, the terrors are back 🍊🍊🍊
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Uniteds going to Europe the dees are going down! UNITEDS GOING TO EUROPE THE DEES ARE GOING DOOOOOOWN THE DEES ARE GOING DOWN
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So basically incase anyone has missed it, according to paper Dylan levitt is “close” to joining United….but his is actually at the fairmont in St. Andrews right now and is a Dundee United player! I’ve not seen a player loved like him in years, he’s a shed boy now
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Andy Robertson saying in his interview with si ferry that he didn’t want to leave united that season as we had a brilliant team is the type of heartbreak I don’t need
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We will loose some games, there will be times where we need to stick together and support regardless but one thing tam courts has done has brought United back, I’m proud and I love my club again and for that I’m thankful 🍊
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it’s the night before, I’m nervous, excited, and proud to be an Arab, regardless of where we are come 5 o’clock Sunday two things are certain, 1, we will go again next year stronger than ever before and 2, the dark days of Steven Thomson are finally gone, the arabs have woken 🧡
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United support when shankland misses a chance vs United support when Clark misses one
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And the fact Lawrence has been on fire has dulled the fact that Liam smith has been fantastic since he came in, the right back we’ve been crying out for since Watson left
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After leaving the fermers game 2 weeks ago, if you said we’d take 6 points off Aberdeen and hibs, scoring 5 and conceding 0 I would have laughed in your puss!! Fucking come on!!!!! 🍊🍊🍊
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Good on the fermers for boycotting their game on Saturday, there chairman has just bent over and took the rangers pound, your fans come first always, the moment their fans come first we may aswell all chuck the towel in
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Steve Pressley ruling himself out of the running for the United job is like me ruling myself out of the running to shag Michelle keegan
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I’m telling you right now, if we sign Johnny Russell I’ll do helicopters with my chopper right down arklay street 🚁
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To a man every one was outstanding today,but for me Tony watt controlled the game he was my motm, when he's is up for it there's no one better than him in this league, enjoy your Saturdays troops!
@RaithRovers
can you post another cartoon please?
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The crowd fully behind Tony watt on Friday was brilliant, tbh I’d have wanted to leave if Liam fox was my boss, happy he’s found a new energy with us, your a shed boy
@32watto
, thought he was brilliant on Friday 🍊
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Only thing I’ll say onto todays shambles is that Archie meekison did more in 25 mins today than harkes has done for the past 30 games, start him.
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Can we just point out the famous derry boys couldn’t even sell out their allocation but wanted the shed….fucking lol
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I was told at the match today from a good source that safranko has told neilson he wants to sign permanently and a deal is being done, rumours of a 200k fee
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I cannot believe that someone gave us money for robson and we replaced him with mcmann, what an upgrade
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Louis appere was man of the match and I won’t hear otherwise
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Bus boarded, Tins in hand, United scarf round neck, I’ll follow this club to the ends of the earth and I wouldn’t change it for the world, tangerine invasion on way to Dingwall. Come on you terrors 🍊🍊
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How important is Craig sibbald to United, what a player he is, gives everything week in week out, if he was to get injured we would struggle without him more than anyone imo
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Fantastic news that appere and McMullan are both available for Friday, Nicky Clark also expected back before seasons end
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Johnny Russell will be presented to the Tannadice crown tomorrow pre match, even more of a reason to get yourself along tomorrow
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Nicky Clark and mark mcnulty are not good enough to be playing for United
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Also let’s get this right, it never has been and it never will be...united v st Johnstone is not a fucking derby
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Jack Ross is the new Dundee United manager, he will be assisted by Liam fox, the announcement will be on Monday 🍊🍊🍊
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Know what the difference today was compared to our last 3 meetings with raith....
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Calum butcher and mark Connolly meeting Finlay robertson for the first time
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Whoever picked safranko as motm has had one too many in the hospitality, brilliant goal don’t get me wrong but Paul mcmullan was outstanding, credit where it’s due
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Fans queuing up since 6 this morning for a pre season friendly at fleetwood, I say it again, best away fans in Scotland.
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Know what I can’t wrap my head around, alkmaar at home, we played them off the park, a team miles ahead of us in budget, but at tannadice we made them look average with the same squad we have now, what’s happened? What in the fuck has changed since then, it’s mental
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Stanton and robson were different gravy btw, stanton in himself is like a brand new signing
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Todays result is terrible, but it’s literally the first outing of the season, the boy shouting abuse at new boys and players, telling Goodwin to GTF is more embarrassing than the result, need to get behind the boys not scream abuse at them 90 mins into the new season 🤣
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Nothing against Goodwin after that, took him 2 days to realise smith is shyt and behich is better out wide, edwards chucked that game today, him and mulgrew are too slow and need replaced but it’s all we have, if Goodwin saves us he’ll get a stand named after him
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Hey
@TonyAsghar
, we the dundee United twitter verse have conducted our own managerial recruitment meeting and are pleased to announce that Steve mclaren is a fantastic appointment
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The rangers lost today because Dundee United voted against them being allowed back into the top flight in 2012, it’s all our fault.
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He likes to drink his venoms
Out driving in his car
It was only limeade
So we backed him near and far
He used to play at full back
Until Robbie seen the light
Now he’s on the left wing
And he’s fucking dynamite
Allez allez allez
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Soecial mention to Freeman, had a brilliant game last night, he starts every week for me, give us so much width and had the energy off two players
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With all this winning there’s isn’t actually much to talk about, were class, shankland is different gravy and Dundee are shyt...that’s it really
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Kieran Freeman has left the club permanently, a shame, tam courts knew how to use him and he was a brilliant young player in that season, but subsequent mangers after have ruined him, I hope this fresh start does him good, Arabest Kieran
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Niskanen when he runs at boys is scary, get him on the ball
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10 years ago I watched my club lift the Scottish cup with my father, celebrating a cup win with the man who taught me the love of tangerine is magic, something I’ll never forgot
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Honestly this rumour about rangers and millwall coming for trouble Sunday is brilliant, just seen the green brigade are offering to come up and help United out 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 wonder if the south east section kids fancy a scrap aswell
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Right the fat controller is gone and so is the useless manager.. let’s rally, get behind the boys Saturday! There’s 33 points to play for and we’re 4 behind, let fucking do this
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Moyes “so that’s the only players you’ve got”
Ross “pretty much aye”
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Thinking back today about all time fav players and this man sticks out...the predator boots, the captains armband, the flying into tackles like it was his last ever game, how I’d love someone like him leading the team out today
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Having sat in the dode fox for the first time in a while yesterday I had a perfect view off our new owner and his entourage and let me tell you they celebrated yesterday’s goal like they had supported United there whole life
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United now favourites to sign glen Kamara on Loan for rest of season before his move too rangers in the summer
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