Me sneaking off the second my social energy runs out.

I can't help but view the defibrillator mounted upon the wall of my neighbourhood funeral home as somewhat cautiously optimistic.

Okay okay here’s the clip

Mentally, I'm here.

Apparently it's not 'appropriate' to shout "LET'S GET READY TO WUTHER!" when opening the cinema and we're going to have to have a "conversation" about my "behaviour". 🙄

One of my coworkers gave me their review of Wuthering Heights which was essentially "Boring. Just loads of fingering" And i wonder, does that still count as two thumbs up?

baby that’s benson boone

A reminder that this Valentines Day i am accepting cash gifts only. Flowers? Chocolate? Love?? In THIS economy???!!!

I'm sorry if you thought i was judging you when I looked you up and down. I thought you were attractive and my face just kinda looks like that.

Fuck right off!! Not the icon of icons!!??? How dare you death. Fight me.

I keep getting ads for on line therapists and weight loss programs. I know it's targeted advertising, but that feels VERY targeted.

There are often moments in my life, when I am comfortable in my bed, that I hear something that indicates my cats are absolutely up to some bullshit downstairs, and I have to make the executive decision on whether it sounds like it can be a tomorrow problem or not.

Wuthering Heights is not a love story. It is a story about the restorative powers of top notch gossip.

The Taskmaster New Year's Treat can be a bit hit and miss depending who's on it, but 5 minutes in and its worth it just to witness Susie Dent say Dildo on television.

20 years ago I would have been in such a panic if I didn't have plans for New Years Eve, but if you asked me now to go near a night club tomorrow night I would spit in your eye 🥰

Three Robins in the garden this morning, a bit on the nose for Christmas day, Nature. Cliché even.

There was a black cat climbing the rocks at Stonehenge during the Solstice this morning. Omens don't really get more Omeny. We are truly blessed.

Footage of me being over stimulated on Christmas day.

Protect them from the once a year drinkers, The teachers letting loose after a tough year, the office party that is unseasonably tense and those who order their Guinness last. May the tips flow and the cocktail orders be low. Amen.

Let us take a moment to pray for all our loved ones who work in hospitality tonight. Oh lord, please look kindly upon these brave beverage soldiers as they sling their wares on this darkest of days.

As great as it is to find a second hand copy of a book from my list that is in great condition, it is even better when I find a copy with a completely iconic or weird cover. This seems to be a 1988 Canadian edition of Misery.