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Spokespuppet for Governor Smith Leader of the Universal Corruppet Party and sole leader of the Conservative People's Petrotheocracy of Trucknutzistan
Trucknutzistan
Joined December 2023
We need to push these concepts if we want to win the Trucknutzistan Referendum: Guns for all white conservative Christians •The right to shit anywhere •coalitions •Single party governance under the Conservative Corruppets party •Handouts •more federal handouts
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Remember if the Trucknutzistan referenDUMB is to be successful than there are some things we need to hide or minimize. - Our lack of employment - Public Defecation particularly on war memorials - our Lord and Savior Donald Trump - non whites particularly Indigenous.
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Breaking: Illegal Palestine Refugees arrested sneaking across the border. #GovsmithTraitor promises speedy deportation.
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This AGM is making it clear that it is time for us to come to the stark realization that the UCP base are essentially anti-Canada separatists. We can do so much better Alberta. #RecallThemAll
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The recall was designed to allow the Conservative Corruppet's party @Alberta_UCP to eliminate Evil NDP MLAs and troublesome municipal Government's that did not bow to #govSmithTraitor. Now they have turned our weapons on us. Trucknutzistan needs you. Enlist today!
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Attention this is a Class 1 State of Emergency. A Rebel army of Teachers, Nurses and politicians from out side the People's Conservative Party of Trucknutzistan have taken control of @Alberta_UCP most powerful weapon, The Recall!
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Notwitstanding, the scourge of democracy and reality #govsmithTraitor rightfull queen of the Republic of Trucknutzistan and soverign of @Alberta_UCP congratulates Curtis Silwa of the Republican People's Party of Dumbfuckistan for becoming God KIng Donald Trump's prophet in NYC.
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Excitting news from @Alberta_UCP and @YourAlberta this year Santa and Mrs. Clause will be joined by the made in Alberta Notwithstanding Clause to take back Rights and freedoms from naughty boys and girls that did not bow down to Queen Danielle the first.
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So proud of Queen Daniellzabub I, who, as an expert in labour negotiations, has been invited to Saudi Arabia to lecture on how to make human rights disappear, through the magic word "Notwithstanding"
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When #govsmithTraitor made history at became the best unelected Govenor Berta has ever had she made a promise to stop Foreign Liberals from Voting. Now all through Alberta, Municipalities are showing O - 0 ties. NO ONE VOTED. Promise Kept.
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On behalf of our subsidiaries @Alberta_UCP and @YourAlberta, Corrupt Industries is pleased to announce the construction of the Enhanced Sovereignty Pipeline. Quick facts: - Starts in Berta goes to Pacific coast via "B.C" - Costs billions - Non-supporters are considered communists
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Attention all alleged females enrolled in Kindergarten to Grade 12 in the glorious republic of TruckNutzistan your certificate of proper Femaleness once obtained can now be access on the @YourAlberta app. Apply to today as UCP certified Female, just like #govSmithTRAITOR.
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Corruppet of Censorship and indoctrination for Supreme Quisling #govsmithTraitor leader of #TruckNutziStan has released her latest Ministerial order to prevent evil teachers from complying literally with orders. Beastilality, genocide and incest all good Gay/Trans Bad.
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The first group of alledged girls didn't let a little bit of rain stop them from resporting for inspection to receive their Alberta Certification of femalness under the strong leadership of #govSmithTraitor and @Alberta_UCP
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Are you legally female in the Province of Alberta? Reminder any resident of Alberta that does not meet or exceed @Alberta_UCP standards may be gender decertified. Apply to @YourAlberta now for a comprehensive evaluation and certification of your Female Gender Index (FGI).
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BREAKING The Ghost of Benidict Arnold had formally asked for a pardon. When questioned Arnold stated that "since Satan and #realDonaldTrump are sleeping together now I figured big red could put in a good word for me."
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Breaking #govsmithtraitor beloved leader of @Alberta_UCP and divine ruler of the people's conservative Republic of Trucknutzistan (formerly Berta) demand an apology for how she was portrayed on Southpar literaly in bed with @realDonaldTrump. Her complexion is not that red.
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Welcome to the Gong Show Known as the Alberta Next Panels Interview with Deidre Mitchell-MacLean, author of the @WomenOfABPoli Substack, about the Alberta Next panels. Where do we even start? Sigh. #ABleg #abpoli #cdnpoli
https://t.co/ygYWdj3Bth
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Imagine how the town of Jasper municipal council must feel. They’re still trying to recover from a devastating fire, now they have to deal with a thin-skinned bully in the Premier’s office. Smith’s demand for an apology is an abuse of her office.
cbc.ca
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is demanding the fire-stricken town of Jasper apologize and retract a report criticizing her government for its role in last summer's devastating blaze.
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Breaking #GovSmithTRAITOR demands an apology from anyone making her the @Alberta_UCP and Berta Health care look bad by contractinging measels.
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