Melbourne's Hourglass Muse & People and Culture Manager at
@bigsischannel
. Favourite things include balmy summer nights & flirting over cocktails ๐
This is a client appreciation post. Shout out to the clients that take us out for sumptuous meals, buy us little treats, tip us just to see our smiles, and give us multitudes of pleasurable moments. I am grateful for you ๐๏ธ
I recently had a booking with a lovely client who was shocked to learn we have to pay for our ads every month. As well as the fact we do intact pay taxes, I would like to clear up this misconception. We all invest ALOT of money into branding and advertising ๐ธ
American clients be like: โhello, [compliment] can I please book for x service at x time on x day. Happy to deposit and screen. Please let me know Iโve done anything wrongโ (has done everything perfectly)
A GUIDE FOR ANXIOUS BOOKERS ๐งต
Providers really know what they are talking about when they say they prefer longer bookings. It can often take some time for your nervous system to relax when meeting someone new.
I love an outcall. Getting all dressed up, listening to my sexy little bops in the uber, my heels clicking over the marble floor of the lobby, getting bent over thr furniture and appreciating the city view. Outcalls make me feel sexy, and you'll like me when I'm feeling sexy โจ๏ธ
For clients who are scared to book because we are โout of their leagueโ I would like to gently remind you Iโm available by the hour. If you have money, are kind and have good hygiene then welcome to my league, booking details are in my bio ๐
I am so thankful for SW. Truly. A job where I can set my own hours, take time off when I need, set my own rates, actually enjoy my work and build something of my own. People feel sorry for us, but I had lunch with a civvie girlfriend the other day and she was absolutely miserable
I match your energy with booking requests. Itโs simple: You send me hi, I send you nothing. You send me a vague message, I send you my booking form. You send me a booking request with all the information I need, I suck your dick.
Business income vs personal income ๐งต
Sometimes those who have never run their own business can get the wrong idea about how much money we in the industry actually make. For example, if my hourly rate is $800, I'm not personally being paid $800, my business is being paid $800.
Things I love about being a companion: getting a glimpse into someone else's inner world, making my suitors laugh, being showered in compliments, seeing how relaxed and happy my clients are when they leave, being gifted little treats & living a life focused on pleasure ๐
Did you miss me?
I've been taking a break from social media to concentrate on my studies, but it's the last week of semester so you will all be seeing my pretty face around these parts again soon ๐
Exams are finally finished and my brain has officially left the building. Finally ready to be dumb and hot all summer ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ whoโs taking me out for drinkies to celebrate?
I just got a date request for 48 hours where he didn't want to leave the hotel room at all, but said he "didn't mind" if I left for a 1 hour lunch. Contrary to popular belief we are actual humans who need to eat and go outside ๐
Clients who are worried about providers being "real," did you know
@ivysociete
verifies all their provider profiles? This means everyone in their ads is who they say they are! Book smarter, not harder ๐
Can some sexy psychology major sw explain why 30m clients are by far the most likely to request specific outfits? Itโs so interesting to me and I must know why ๐ค
@lovedoveclarke
Imo 12 cartons of egg whites and a full crisper draw full of eggs is a bit much, but each to their own! Maybe she bakes a lot or something ๐คทโโ๏ธ
People who are anxious about booking may think that a shorter first-time booking is a good idea, but in reality, the constricted time doesnโt allow you to fully relax into the experience without having one ear out for the clock.