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@TheWarpedJoe

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My last investment was shorting KoolAid before launching my cult.

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Joined June 2021
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@TheWarpedJoe
Joe
5 hours
Someone is in my DMs flexing on the 0.6ETH increase on their Moonbird. (congrats to spencer and team, they might fix KRo's folly). I check the guy's wallet and they had it since they paid 2.5ETH. How the fvck did you all get this stupid.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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Read it, its setup to make certain any stateside entities need permission to innovate with the money printing we can do here. You think thats good, because price went up. But you also think token allocation to community signals good token.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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5 hours
Also if you run a test using python for coding grok is a distant third and you don't even need many lines to see it, but please keep listening and following "un"-paid content telling you it is the best.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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Biden basically ignores you all and late in his term agrees to release the locked liquid from the oligarchs, but because he ain't pumping your bags, you let the shot callers tell you the gov is after your petty tokens. Gensler huffs and puffs and goes after some legit fvckers and.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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5 hours
Hey @grok what kind of regulations will the GENIUS Act implement for DeFi startups?.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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6 hours
How the fvck do you all scream about Gensler for years and then welcome language and regulators harsher than Gensler?. You all are dense as fvck and too dumb to know how to set up offshore. Seriously concerned the Zoomer generation has profound brain damage.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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7 hours
How'd you know that token would dump?. Too much CEX
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@TheWarpedJoe
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8 hours
Adding friction to payments. the reverse of crypto's ethos. [Brought to you by the company who exposed its best users to data breaches and roving gangs of criminals]. Crazy they have never tokenized this.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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8 hours
Your content is not valuable. Between Ai, bots, copy pasta, fake news, your content is not valuable. You know this because the algo boosts shit and not you. But that TradFi company pretending to be DeFi for the ppl, needs traction on its app to nowhere so tokenize your thoughts.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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13 hours
There are no other companies according to leading content creators on TikTok and YT. Don't ask reddit, they have other opinions.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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My TAM is deca-trillions and some VCs said the tech was too complicated. They invested in an app to sell coupons on chain. $15m and 22 months later and that app is still a waitlist, yet the team I am lucky enough to be a part of is processing 500 year old paintings for DeFi.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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1 day
If your Ai influencer is focusing on execution they are as useful as your meme-coin technical analyst.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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There is a spreadsheet I keep that documents ppl who were overly subservient and deferential to mid founders. Its labeled "NFT Timeline Cucks".
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@TheWarpedJoe
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2 days
The same ppl mildly surprised Pump is not running a great token, also can't wait for OpenSea's token. Often these ppl are hired as advisors in this industry. Lesson in that, but no one will learn it.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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2 days
When your bio is a bunch of companies that underperformed. I know you want to show experience, but pattern recognition is also a thing.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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2 days
If your core 50 twitter followers are UHNWI then by all means you have value to me as a personality and KOL. If you are engaging with well-meaning less affluent schmucks then please stay in the [Insert]Fi sector and shill your account value there.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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What's your solution to maintaining user engagement?. "Gamification!". Oh, explain. "I'll have them click things in the app". 🫤.
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@TheWarpedJoe
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2 days
For some the world stopped in 2021.
@opensea
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where we dropping boys?
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@TheWarpedJoe
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Building a side hustle startup. EmAilzAi, a service for middle manager Ai agents responding back & forth to each others emails w corporate approved speech. I'll replace all middle managers but still create volume of unimportant thoughts. $110k per seat, but no benefits, savings!.
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