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WHO Announce Norovirus Spread By Wet Tummy Rainbows
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We Honestly Thought It Would Be Harder To Persuade You That Your Kids Are Expendable.
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Isn’t It Great That No One Is Dying From Covid Now We Don’t Release The Data About People Dying From Covid?
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Yes, We Asked You To Make Personal Decisions About Risk Based On The Data Then Concealed The Risk And Removed The Data.
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It’s Inspiring To See Immunologists Volunteer To Study The Effects Of Long Covid First Hand, And Their Eagerness To Share It With Their Families, Friends, And Immunocompromised Patients.
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It’s Alright Covid Is Only Killing Vulnerable People And Old People, Also Known As People.
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It’s OK, When He’s Older, You Can Tell Him That You Were Just Doing What Everyone Else Was Doing. Or That You Were Following Orders. Or Something.
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Don’t Be Fooled.
Sitting In This Chair At Home Can Lead To Blood Clots, Cardiovascular Disease, And Diabetes. But It’s Totally Safe When You Sit In It In An Office.
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PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT:
If You Have To Go Outside Today In New York,
PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS.
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Is The Pandemic Over?
We Check Back In With The Professor Who Told Us It Was Over In April 2020, April 2021, June 2022, And March 2023.
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Why Did We Ban Smoking Indoors When We Could Have Just All Washed Our Hands More?
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I Know That Orange Went Rotten, But That Won’t Happen To The Rest Of Us. I Bet It Had A Pre-Existing Condition.
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Your Death And/Or Disability Won’t Feel So Bad If You Think About How It Will Benefit The Economy.
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If You’re Not Free To Get Other People Sick Against Their Will, Are You Really Free At All?
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There Are Still People Trying To Stop Other People From Dying And We Just Don't Get It.
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It’s Time To Get Rid Of Restrictions In Hospitals Like Masks, Gloves, Aprons, Goggles, Scrubbing Up. Also Anyone Should Be Allowed To Do Surgery. This Is My Pool Cleaner Trying To Take Out His Mum’s Gallbladder.
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My Feelings As A Spouse Are Valid Too: I Want Indoor Dining, And My Husband Wants To Live.
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If It Looks Like Long Covid, And Sounds Like Long Covid, And You Developed It During A Covid Pandemic, It’s Probably Long Bacterial Pneumonia.
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One In Ten Covid Infections Causing Long Covid May Sound Like A Lot, But, Honestly, As Long As It’s Someone Else, Who Cares?
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Why Are Some People Still Living In Fear When They Could Be Living in Denial?
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“Why Is Everyone Sick After We
Forced Everyone To Get Sick?” Says Man Who Runs Whole Country
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DEEP DIVES: We Talk To The Scientists Who Claim That The Best Way To Safeguard Your Mental Health Is To Repeatedly Catch A Virus That Infects And Damages The Brain.
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Is It Time To Start Smoking Around Babies To Build Their Immunity To Cancer?
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It’s Normal To Cough On People And Infect Them With A Virus That Causes Vasculitis, Accelerates Dementia, Damages Heart And Lung Tissue, Infects The Brain, And Causes Clots. Go For It!
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No One Could Have Predicted This.
No One Can Predict Anything.
Honestly, We’re Amazed Each Day When The Sun Comes Up.
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The Powerful Deserve Protection From The Thing That We Told You Is No Longer A Problem.
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It Wasn’t Our Job To Warn You.
It Was Your Personal Responsibility To Figure Out We Were Hiding Something.
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The Cholera Pandemic Is Over.
It’s Time To End The Dangerous Habits Of Pooping In Toilets, Wearing Underwear, Washing Hands, And Separating Drinking And Waste Water.
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“Why Is Everyone Sick?” Says Baffled Man Who Paid For Everyone To Have A Meal Out During An Airborne Pandemic.
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I Would Rather Kill All My Elderly Relatives Than Wear A Respirator Again.
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WHO Announces Public Health Emergency Over, Announces Public Health Permanent Hellscape Just Getting Started.
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You May Want To Work Remotely And Stay Healthy, But Who’s Taking Time To Consider The Occupancy Of The Property Portfolios Of The Super-Rich?
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Could Sitting For Hours In A Traffic Jam While Going To Work Be Better Cardiovascular Exercise Than Going For A Light Run Before Working From Home?
We Only Talk To Health Experts Who Say Yes.
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SPACE SPECIAL:
Is It Time For Astronauts To Ditch Helmets?
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No. You Can’t Relieve Loneliness Outside. You Have To Be Indoors For A Long Time In An Unventilated Crowded Room To Do It Properly.
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Have You Been Baffled Why You And Everyone You Know Have Been Constantly Ill Since You Got Covid?
Yeah. Us Too. Complete Mystery
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Let's All Try To Remember The Real Victims Of The Pandemic: The People Who Just Want To Live Life And Do Fun Stuff Like Before, But Keep Being Reminded That Immunocompromised People Exist And Would Prefer Not To Die.
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@RishiSunak
“Why Is Everyone Sick After We Forced Everyone To Get Sick?” Says Man Who Runs Whole Country.
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Relax. You’ve Got Plenty Of Time To Figure Out What To Tell Him If He Ever Asks You Why You Let Him Catch Covid Over And Over And Over And Over.
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These People Aren’t Dying From Covid, They’re Dying From Other Unconnected Stuff Like Heart Attacks And Strokes And Kidney Failure And Pneumonia And Dementia And Embolisms.
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As A Doctor, I Don’t Fear Covid As I Once Did. Or Cholera. Or Ebola. Or Anything At All, Actually, Come To Think Of It. I Wonder If Something Has Damaged The Part Of My Brain That Handles Risk Assessment.
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Please, Please Do Not Use The Nickname Arcturus To Discuss The XBB.1.16 Covid Variant Of Interest, It Will Only Help People Keep Track Of News and Make The Information Easy To Access And Discuss.
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More People Than Expected Are Dying In 2023 For Reasons That We Are Unwilling To Consider.
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We Tried Telling This Firefighter That Masks Were Not Just Ineffective But Dangerous And He Chased Us With His Axe.
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Yes, People May Have Been Dying, But None Of Them Were Me.
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It Was Always Going To Be Tricky When The Studies Came In Comparing The Health Of People Who Caught Covid With The People Who Hadn’t Caught Covid. That’s Why We Removed The Control Group.
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Apartment Complex Sees Fire Break Out, But No Alarm Pulled Due To ‘Negative Connotations’.
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It’s Time To Return To The Early Victorian Era Principles Of Catching Every Disease And Dying Young, To Avoid A Lifetime Of Crippling Immunity Debt.
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A Spike In Heart Disease Deaths Since Everyone Started Repeatedly Catching That Heart Damaging Virus Is Puzzling Our Scientists.
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No One I Know Connects Their New Illnesses To Covid So There’s No Way It’s The Reason They’re Sick.
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No, I Don’t Know Anyone Off Sick From Work With Long Covid. No, Terry Has New Onset Fatigue, Sophie has New Onset Vertigo, Paul From Purchasing Only Had A Heart Attack, Maggie From Accounts Has Developed Intense Anxiety, Maggie In Sales Has New Chronic Back Pain...
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How The Tickle Me Elmo Shortage Of 1996 Is Causing Increased Numbers Of Strokes, Heart Attacks, Organ Failures, Autoimmunity, And Immune Dysfunction Today.
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The Science Of Gullibility: How We Make The One In Ten Chance Of Long Covid Seem Small But The One In Three Hundred Million Chance Of The Lottery Win Seem Plausible.
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Yes, Covid May Shrink Your Brain, But You Think Too Much Anyway.
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DEEP DIVE: How We Settled On The Word ‘Mild’ To Describe Omicron, The Variant That Subsequently Killed Twelve Million People, Ahead Of Other Contenders Like ‘Mellow’, ‘Gentle’, ‘Vanilla’, ‘Clement’, and ‘Dainty’.
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“How Come So Many People Are Wearing Masks? Is There Something We Don’t Want To Know?”
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We’re Not 100% Sure Who We’re Going To Get To Do All The Work If People Keep Getting Long Term Sick But It’s Probably Robots Or Kids Or Robot Kids.
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Why There Is No Shame In Abjectly And Pathetically Sacrificing The Health Of Your Children In An Attempt To Preserve Your Lifestyle.
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Masks Work So Well.
That’s Why This Hospital Stopped Wearing Them.
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You Can Tell The Pandemic Is Over Because We Have To Keep Telling You That It's Over.
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No One Knows Why So Many Children Have Terrible Respiratory Illnesses All Round The World Right Now, But We’re Sure It’s Got Nothing To Do With Covid.
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Is It Time To Hunt Down Anyone Who Doesn’t Want Covid And Forcibly Infect Them?
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When We Said Survival Of The Fittest We Meant Survival Of The Richest
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It’s So Invigorating To Sit In A Plane Cabin And Listen To Everyone Coughing And Sneezing At Each Other. That Is The Sound Of Pure Freedom.
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As Fearmongers Talk About Scary Variants Like Arcturus And Acrux, Please Remember That The Best Way To Avoid Inhaling An Airborne Virus Is To Wash Your Hands.
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Climate Protestors Disrupt Italy And Spain By Putting Insanely Hot Weather All Over Entire Countries.
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@picardonhealth
@GlobeDebate
Dear André, whatever they're paying you, we'll double it. We'll triple it.
Hell, for material like this, we'll give you share options and a place on the board.
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Yes, You Have The Freedom To Mask Or Not Mask, It’s Your Personal Choice, But We’re Going To Ridicule You And Persecute You If You Do Mask.
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Can’t Tell If You’ve Caught Old Covid Or New Covid? We Talk To A Doctor Who Doesn’t Know Anything About Either Of Them.
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The Best Way To Deal With Mass Trauma Is To Pretend It’s Over And Never Talk About It Again.
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Now That We’ve Convinced Everyone It’s Fine To Catch It, It’s Time To Admit That Covid Was Airborne All Along.
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Why Are Crazy Numbers Of People Having Heart Attacks Right Now?
No, I Don’t Believe You That It’s Caused By That Virus That Causes Heart Disease.
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Why Are Some Sinister People Reluctant To Expose Themselves To Friendly And Mild Viruses? What’s Wrong With Their Brains?
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It’s Your Personal Choice To Wear A Mask If You Think You Need To And What The Hell Are You Doing Wearing That You Freak.
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We Reckon Another Two Maybe Three Infections And You’ll Be Totally Well. Maybe Four. Five Tops.
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Oh No. Everyone In This Meeting Is Coughing. Why Hasn’t Anyone Invented A Device That Could Keep All That Gunk Flying Through The Air Out Of My Lungs.
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Don’t Worry.
By The Time He Finds Out What You Did To Him, You’ll be Long Gone.
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The Vertlartnic would like to offer a job to whoever paired this image with the sentence "protect yourself and other from infection by cleaning your hands".
Keep learnings from the
#COVID19
pandemic in mind: protect yourself and others from infection by cleaning your hands.
Accelerate action to keep patients and health workers safe on
#HandHygiene
Day and every day!
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Don’t Worry.
I’m Sure Your Kids Will Find A Solution If They Grow Up.
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WHO: “Tigers To Be Reclassified As Just Big Kittens”
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He's going to hate you for something, why not make it a lifelong disability?
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You Can Tell That Covid Is Over Because All The Information About It Has Gone.
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Victory.
We Are Finally Past The Peak
Of Life Expectancy
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Cruises, Concerts, Trains.
Why Is Everything Getting Cancelled All The Time And Why Can’t I Get Rid Of This Cough?
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The Only Way Out Of All This Repeat Infection Is More Repeat Infection.
We Tried Nothing Else And None Of It Worked.
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So, Apparently, It Turns Out That Covid Was Never Gone, And There Are These New Variants And Stuff, But Don’t Mask Or Clean The Air Or Anything, Because Reasons
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WHO: “Airborne Doesn’t Actually Mean Airborne, It Means Something Else That Doesn’t Mean Airborne.”
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Washing Your Hands Properly During An Airborne Pandemic Is the Best Way To Stay Eugenic. Sorry, I Mean Hygienic.
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It’s Totally Normal For This Many People To Be Sick. And It’s Totally Normal For Us To Be Insisting That It’s Totally Normal For This Many People To Be Sick.
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Too Many People Are Off Work Sick, So The People Who Are Sick Need To Go Into Work And, Yes, We Reckon That’s Going To Make The Situation Totally Better.
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No. Covid Doesn’t Cause Anything. Covid Doesn’t Do Anything. There Is No Covid. Covid Is Not Even A Thing. Look! Over There! A Squirrel!
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The Correct Way To Measure A Public Health Crisis Is Not By Counting Numbers Of People Being Disabled By A Virus, But By Counting How Many People Went To The Cinema Today.
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“You Don’t Need To Know What’s Making You Sick”, A ‘Doctor’ Says, Surprising Even Us
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If A Lot Of People Do Something Wrong, That Makes It Okay.
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As Covid-19 Cases Rose, So Did Deaths.
No One Knows Why.
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You Can’t Prove These People Are Dying Of Covid, Because We’ve Deleted All The Data That Proves They’re Dying Of Covid.
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