RT @RoseCityCC: 🔥 GUEST ANNOUNCEMENT 🔥 Local celebrity, philanthropist, and podcast host, @TheUnipiper, is coming to #RCCC!. 🎟️ Buy Badges….

Clearly, I see a new padawan. so, Ewan McGregor is learning to play #bagpipes and ride #unicycle, and is aware of the Unipiper. Ewan, if you are reading this, you have a standing offer for some free lessons. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now, I am the master. 😂

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This. This right here is what keeps me going. ❤️ @AbernethyBikes #portland #pdx

Today is the last day to vote in Willamette Week's 2025 Best of Portland Poll and I'd surely appreciate your support! Show the world Portland loves their friendly neighborhood Unipiper! ✌️❤️

I was very fortunate to stand alongside and share knighthood with some dear friends and true Portland royalty. Lots of love to Terry Currier of @MusicMillennium, Ben Love of @GiganticBrewing, and of course, @PoisonWaters. ❤️ Thank you all for making #Portland what it is. #pdx

I was beyond thrilled to receive honorary knighthood at this year's @PDXRoseFestival by Portland's very own @RoyalRosarians. I, Sir Knight Unipiper, look forward to many years of faithful service to the Queen of Rosaria and her realm. 🗡️🩸🌹#RCTID #PDX #portland

My really good friend @ToddWerkhoven surprised me for my birthday with a #Unipiper commission from #GarbagePailKids artist @PlanetFStudio and, wow. ❤️ Well done, Floydman! 👏Now if I dressed up like this, would it count as cosplaying myself? 🤔#keepportlandweird #pdx

Here's a look back at @Fox12Oregon's coverage of the recent @pdxRoseFestival Starlight Parade ⭐💡. Believe me, I felt all 4 miles of that parade, too. When you're busy making circles in the street, a 2 mile parade can quickly become 8 miles! 😂 #portland #pdx #starlightparade

RT @kateesackhoff: This Wednesday was next-level awesome. I got to join the Abernathy Bike Bus — and WOW. The kids crushed it, the teachers….

Imagine my joy and surprise when I learned @kateesackhoff was going to be helping out with the Abernethy Bike Bus this Wed!! Thank you Katee for making it an out of this world experience for everyone! 🚀#ThisIsTheWay #SoSayWeAll

Yesterday, I helped the @AbernethyBikes Bus close out the school year in style and it was GLORIOUS! Oh, and NBD, but did I mention @KateeSackhoff was in attendance??? 🚴 🔥 #ThisIsTheWay #SchoolIsCool #SoSayWeAll #pdx #portland

.@dunkindonuts I don't think that means what you think it means. 😶🩸🩲

MICHIGAN!!! I'm coming to your state for the first time EVER in just one week for the 50th Annual @Clare_Chamber Irish Festival. 🍀 I'm told that Clare is right here in the middle of the state. (that's how you do this, right? 🤚) See you on 3/15! #stpaddys #luckoftheirish 🎶

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏁Don't miss Portland's shortest race for the world's smallest park, happening tomorrow, at Mill Ends!🌈 It's a 0.15k dash to Paddy's to celebrate the release of Mill Ends Irish Red, the latest collab between @GiganticBrewing and @WeirdPDXUnited. #pdx #portland #beer

RT @PdxPipeline: Thanksgiving weekend is here! See our huge list of Weekend Events & Giveaways ($2,150+) ----> [@T….

RT @PdxPipeline: Who's ready for Thanksgiving!? ✋. Thanksgiving Weekend is almost here! Check out our huge list of Thanksgiving weekend eve….

Get your Holiday Unipiper Selfie tonight! 🎅 We're celebrating the work of Chris Willis with the release of Santa Clones Winter Warmer🍺, the latest in the @WeirdPDXUnited x @GiganticBrewing collab from 3-10pm (I'm there 5-6). #PDX #Portland #pdxevents #Beer

On Monday, I delivered @OvenandShaker pizza on stage at 'Portland is Possible', a mayoral debate/showcase hosted by @xrayfm. 🍕The toppings were decided by the audience to help illustrate the concept of rank choice voting. Hopefully the results were tasty and uncontested. #PDX

Oregon Celtic Fest was a blast! In case you missed me, I'll see you this weekend for CouveCon 24 at @ShopVanMall! #KeepVancouverWeird .📸: Todd Smith

The first ever Oregon Celtic Fest kicks off tomorrow!!! Catch me on stage Friday and Sunday or stop by my booth all weekend. Now I just have to decide what I'm going to wear. 🤔😅