The CinemaTologist
@TheTologist
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The Original | Filmmaker | Diagnosing cinema since 2009.
Dallas, TX
Joined November 2018
Criticism of film/media is the backbone of progress. Patty-caking with the insiders for brownie points perpetuates mediocrity.
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Jumping into S3 of TULSA KING. A show for the normies that holds up largely to Sly’s undying charisma.
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Brett Ratner “coincidentally” directing a film for the series he blasted into the mainstream is quite a take.
‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump. • Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute • Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct. (Source: Deadline)
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Eleven so old she’s gonna have five o’clock shadow.
‘STRANGER THINGS’ returns tomorrow on Netflix for its final season. Over 3 years after season 4 aired.
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The Corona Christmas Commercial The icon. The only Christmas commercial that doesn’t get on your nerves. 35 years strong. A timeless classic. Americana in its purest form. https://t.co/dgBIQBrRME
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These kinds of takes are what got us into the mess we’re in now.
American Sniper is easily the most evil movie of the 21st Century. Insane that it got made and doubly insane that it got 6 Oscar nominations including one for Best Picture
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Michael Bay was wrongly maligned all through the 2010s.
@CCharisma97 Bay makes better movies in his sleep than the hacks making blockbusters these days
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OJ *was* framed. There, I said it.
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Film X will call any take “dogshit” because they clap like seals at everything they’re told to enjoy.
@TheTologist @Moses0507 @BDisgusting @DEADLINE Dogshit take lol He obviously vibes with the material and makes good movies from that. Hes also made good movies outside of Kings material. Dont understand where you are coming from at all lol
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Flanagan just isn’t the guy. Never has been.
Scarlett Johansson will star in Mike Flanagan’s THE EXORCIST, @DEADLINE reports today. “Scarlett is a brilliant actress whose captivating performances always feel grounded and real, from genre films to blockbusters,” said Flanagan. The film will tell an all-new story.
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Can’t honestly remember the last time I saw a dissolve effectively used in a recent film.
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The day I buy wireless headphones is the day I sell away the last of my humanity.
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you try to color movies like this nowadays and they shoot you in the backlot
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"Yeah, dude. My film will be TOTALLY X-Rated. It's gonna be so hardcore, bro." Okay, Fedora.
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"X-Rated" isn't even a thing in 2025. Corbet is a boob for trying to flaunt that.
Brady Corbet confirms his next film will be: • X-rated • Entirely shot on 70mm • Set to span from the 19th century into the present day— but mostly take place in the 1970s Filming is expected to begin next summer.
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Clinical depression in 3D.
James Cameron has co-directed a Billie Eilish concert movie that will be released in theaters on March 20, 2026. The concert movie will also be presented in 3D.
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Perhaps the most overlooked Dracula actor, but above all a true force onscreen. Rest well.
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Exhibit B. Please defend Universal basic guys. I beg you.
“WE HAVE TO REJECT AND DISMANTLE AI BECAUSE ITS NOT REAL ART!” What the “real artists” are making:
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