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I maintain this account because I think I have to tweet the weekly strips. But I get no engagement, so I think I should abandon the account. Then I don't because that's another closed door. But what's the difference between a closed door and a door that goes nowhere?

Imagine being.

Val and Thyme

Valentine's Day '22 #TheTalkingBoxes #ValentinesDay2022

It's nice having been born on the most hated holiday.

Did you hear that the Flowers won the sperble?

I won the Super Bowl by throwing the ball and not hitting the Cactus of Defeat.

🦞🏈

What if the Super Bowl but lobsters?

NCIS: Neverland

Hear me out: Power whales.

The desert was hot. This wasn't surprising. Dan stood in the heat being unsurprised. "Which way to Duluth?" he finally asked Urkem. Urkem shook his hair. "Duluth sank," he said. "My car was parked at city hall." "Good," Dan replied. "About Duluth. Not your car."

Basic cable bill? The fuck is this, 2002?

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It's pretty crazy how the Frisbee was invented on Mars.

Bad Ice Cream #TheTalkingBoxes

Yeah, I like NFTs: Ninja Fucking Turtles

Señor, do you have a rabbet plane?

Is it worth telling people it's "digestive tract" not "digestive track?" Has "track" replaced "tract" for good?