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Quick reminder: The Sopranos were at war with the New York mob and Bobby Bacala was out buying $8,000 toy train sets.
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Five years ago today we lost a legend. RIP James Gandolfini.
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Six years ago today we lost a legend. RIP James Gandolfini.
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Happy birthday to the GOAT, James Gandolfini 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Nine years ago, the world lost one of the great actors of our time. RIP James Gandolfini ❤️
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Happy birthday to James Gandolfini, who would have turned 56 years old today.
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Quick reminder for my new followers, The Sopranos were at war with the New York mob and Bobby Bacala was out buying $8,000 toy train sets.
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Tony - “So Uncle June, how was Boca?”
Uncle Junior - “Wonderful. I don’t go down enough.”
Carmela - “...That’s not what I heard...”
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When someone tells you they’ve never seen The Sopranos:
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Paulie- "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians; guy was an interior decorator!"
Chris- "His house looked like shit."
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Tony - “So Uncle June, how was Boca?”
Uncle Junior - “Wonderful. I don’t go down enough.”
Carmela - “...That’s not what I heard...”
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Paulie- "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians; guy was an interior decorator!"
Chris- "His house looked like shit."
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Paulie- "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians; guy was an interior decorator!"
Chris- "His house looked like shit."
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Silvio- “When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water...disgusting."
Chris- “I told you I had the flu!”
Silvio- “I said my piece Chrissy!!”
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On this date in 2007, “The Sopranos” finale aired.
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Tony: “So how’s your love life?”
Janice- “Why don’t you mind your goddamn business?”
Tony- “I don’t know, kinda feels like it is my business. Considering I had to haul your last boyfriend out your kitchen in a hefty bag.”
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Bobby- “I can’t be Santa Claus!”
Paulie- “Why not?”
Bobby- “I’m shy.”
Paulie- “The boss of this family told you you’re gonna be Santa Claus. You’re Santa Claus. So shut the fuck up about it!”
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Bobby- “I can’t be Santa Claus!”
Paulie- “Why not?”
Bobby- “I’m shy.”
Paulie- “The boss of this family told you you’re gonna be Santa Claus. You’re Santa Claus. So shut the fuck up about it!”
Merry Christmas!!
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Tony- “So how’s your love life?”
Janice- “Why don’t you mind your goddamn business?”
Tony- “I don’t know, kinda feels like it is my business. Considering I had to haul your last boyfriend out of your kitchen in a hefty bag.”
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Tony - “So Uncle June, how was Boca?”
Uncle Junior - “Wonderful. I don’t go down enough.”
Carmela - “...That’s not what I heard...”
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“Fuck you Paulie! Captain or no captain right now we’re just two assholes lost in the woods.” - Christopher Moltisanti
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“It’s not a nursing home, it’s a RETIREMENT COMMUNITY!!!” - Tony Soprano
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Quick reminder: The Sopranos were at war with the New York mob and Bobby Bacala was out buying $8,000 toy train sets.
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Tony- “So Uncle June, how was Boca?”
Junior- “Wonderful. I don’t go down enough.”
Carmela- “That’s not what I heard.”
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“He discovered America is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story!” - Tony Soprano
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“Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.” - Tony Soprano
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Phil Leotardo- “We're friends of your son, from Alcoholics Anonymous.”
Joanne Moltisanti- “What's your name?”
Phil Leotardo- “Well we're anonymous.”
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Tony- “So Uncle June, how was Boca?”
Junior- “Wonderful. I don’t go down enough.”
Carmela- “That’s not what I heard.”
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Bobby- “I can’t be Santa Claus!”
Paulie- “Why not?”
Bobby- “I’m shy.”
Paulie- “The boss of this family told you you’re gonna be Santa Claus. You’re Santa Claus. So shut the fuck up about it!”
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It’s hard to believe it’s been 10 years since the passing of James Gandolfini and the creation of this account. May his work and memory live on for generations to come.
#TheSopranos
#JamesGandolfini
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Happy 89th birthday to Dominic Chinanese! What’s your favorite Uncle Junior moment?
#thesopranos
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Paulie- "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians; guy was an interior decorator!"
Chris- "His house looked like shit."
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Paulie- "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians; guy was an interior decorator!"
Chris- "His house looked like shit."
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Paulie- "Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?"
Silvio- "Oh, yeah."
Paulie- "How long did it take for the guy to cum?"
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Paulie- "Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?"
Silvio- "Oh, yeah."
Paulie- "How long did it take for the guy to cum?"
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“The Sopranos isn’t the greatest show of all time.”
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Tony- “Do you think Ralph’s a little weird with women?”
Silvio- “I don’t know, Tone. I mean he beat one to death just for uh...I forget. What was it again?”
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AJ- “So what, no fuckin’ ziti now??”
Tony & Carmella- “HEY!!!”
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“Fuck you Paulie! Captain or no captain right now we’re just two assholes lost in the woods.” - Christopher Moltisanti
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Tony- "Brought you some books on tape..."
Livia- "I wish the Lord would take me now!”
Tony- "Well...in the meantime."
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AJ- "We were screwing around."
Tony- "On your mothers birthday?!”
AJ- "It wasn't. It was after midnight."
Tony- "What are you, fuckin stupid?"
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Tony- "Brought you some books on tape..."
Livia- "I wish the Lord would take me now!”
Tony- "Well...in the meantime...”
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Phil Leotardo- “We're friends of your son, from Alcoholics Anonymous.”
Joanne Moltisanti- “What's your name?”
Phil Leotardo- “Well we're anonymous.”
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Dr. Melfi- "What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?"
Tony- "They all break my balls."
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Johnny- "200 grand for insulting my wife? What's next Carmine, he gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!?"
Carmine- "He wants to fuck her?"
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Paulie- “How could we be lost like this?? We’re in fuckin’ New Jersey!!!”
Chris- “South Jersey!!!”
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Paulie- "Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?"
Silvio- "Oh, yeah."
Paulie- "How long did it take for the guy to cum?"
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Paulie- “That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more!”
Goomar- “Wasn’t it a meteor?”
Paulie- “They’re all meat eaters!”
Chris- “METEOR, METEOR!”
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Phil- “You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?”
Al- “I never got that at all...”
Phil- “He’s a fat piece of shit!”
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Janice- “What’d you do with him?”
Tony- “We buried him. On a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around.”
Janice- “You did?”
Tony- “C’mon Janice what the fuck, what do you care what we did with him? You wanna know?”
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Tony- "I think it's time for you to start seriously considering salads."
Bobby- "What do you mean?"
Tony- "What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck!"
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Janice- “What’d you do with him?”
Tony- “We buried him. On a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around.”
Janice- “You did?”
Tony- “C’mon Janice what the fuck, what do you care what we did with him? You wanna know?”
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Bobby- “You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.”
Tony- “What??”
Bobby- “All these problems, the Middle East.”
Tony- “Nostradamus! Quasimodo was the hunchback of Norte Dame!”
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Happy 53rd birthday to Michael Imperioli! Comment your favorite Chrissy line below, I’ll RT the best!
#thesopranos
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Dr. Melfi- "What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?"
Tony- "They all break my balls."
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Tony- “Did you wrap the package?”
Paulie- “The package hit Chrissy with an implement and ran off.”
#PineBarrens
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"10 years inside and all you could think about was Janice? There's guys in the can better lookin' than my sister!" - Tony Soprano
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“Who cares about the shit people say that they don’t have the balls to say to your face.” - Tony Soprano
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Phil Leotardo- “We're friends of your son, from Alcoholics Anonymous.”
Joanne Moltisanti- “What's your name?”
Phil Leotardo- “Well we're anonymous.”
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Dr. Melfi- “Your thoughts have a sort of eastern flavor to them...”
Tony- “Well I’ve lived in Jersey my whole life.”
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Chris- "You had tic-tacs all along? Gimme some!"
Paulie- "There ain't no more. I ate 'em all."
Chris- "Selfish prick, I'm dying here!"
Paulie- “THEN FUCKING DIE ALREADY!”
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Phil- “You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?”
Al- “I never got that at all...”
Phil- “He’s a fat piece of shit!”
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AJ- "So what? No fuckin' ziti now?"
Tony & Carmela- “HEY!!!”
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Janice- “What’d you do with him?”
Tony- “We buried him. On a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around.”
Janice- “You did?”
Tony- “C’mon Janice what the fuck, what do you care what we did with him? You wanna know?”
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Bobby- “I can’t be Santa Claus!”
Paulie- “Why not?”
Bobby- “I’m shy.”
Paulie- “The boss of this family told you you’re gonna be Santa Claus. You’re Santa Claus. So shut the fuck up about it!”
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Dr. Melfi- "What's the one thing, every woman, your mother, your wife, your daughter, have in common?"
Tony- "They all break my balls."
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“He discovered America is what he did. He was a brave Italian explorer. And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero. End of story!” - Tony Soprano
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“Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete.” - Uncle Junior
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Paulie- "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians; guy was an interior decorator!"
Chris- "His house looked like shit."
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Paulie- “How could we be lost like this?? We’re in fuckin’ New Jersey!!!”
Chris- “South Jersey!!!”
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Dr. Melfi- "Are you feeling depressed?"
Tony- "Since the ducks left, I guess."
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Phil- “You know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?”
Al- “I never got that at all...”
Phil- “He’s a fat piece of shit!”
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Paulie- "Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?"
Silvio- "Oh, yeah."
Paulie- "How long did it take for the guy to cum?"
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Tony- “So Uncle June, how was Boca?”
Junior- “Wonderful. I don’t go down enough.”
Carmela- “That’s not what I heard.”
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“‘Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in.’” - Silvio Dante
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Janice- “What’d you do with him?”
Tony- “We buried him. On a hill. Overlooking a little river. With pine cones all around.”
Janice- “You did?”
Tony- “C’mon Janice what the fuck, what do you care what we did with him? You wanna know?”
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Johnny Sack- “200 grand for insulting my wife? What’s next Carmine, HE GETS TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?!?”
Carmine- “He wants to fuck her?”
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