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The Slurper

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Slurpin dips, rippin tits

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@TheSlurper_
The Slurper
3 months
Recommend only shorting or being stabled. Time is money, friend. ~ The Slurper
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Top The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
The Slurper
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If you missed the Aster to ZRO to Bera rotation today, you should just quit crypto The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
The Slurper
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One day you will wake up and you will see headlines about SPX6900 reaching a $239 Billion market cap… and you will think to yourself: “Damn, I should’ve listened to those schizos on Twitter who have been banging that drum for years on end…” The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
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Might be the most retarded clip I’ve seen in a while. Somehow rationalizing losing money as a good thing. The Slurper
@rasmr_eth
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The bear market is good because you don’t have to pay taxes. "You should be taking bigger risks, because you can write it off as a loss if you lose"
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@TheSlurper_
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So is ZRO going to end like the xmr/zcash shills or the eigen/ena shills? The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
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DUDE 4 IGNORE THE FUD DUDE 44444444444444444 DUDE
@cz_binance
CZ 🔶 BNB
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They FUD for their business interests. Although frowned up on, it makes some sense. FUD hurts your bag. You following along hurts your own bag more. It does NOT make sense for you.
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Saylor is buying the weekly top up here isnt he? The Slurper
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Didn't even know what the coin was but it really was the pico top to the minute The Slurper
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3 days
Sol to $51 by Tuesday The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
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3 days
Pretty easy shorts out there. Nibbas would be bulled up if the chart was inverted The Slurper
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Oh I get it now, crypto is useless The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
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5 days
How are my little relative strength buddies doing today? The Slurper
@TheSlurper_
The Slurper
6 days
Still short hype from $36 and not closing. We're going to hear news about it being a record volume/fees day for hyperliquid, but it'll be the top. Once bitcoin stops nuking and a range forms, volume and fees will die. Go ahead and reply guy so I can bookmark dot hls The Slurper
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6 days
Absolute fucking cinema The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
The Slurper
6 days
Still short hype from $36 and not closing. We're going to hear news about it being a record volume/fees day for hyperliquid, but it'll be the top. Once bitcoin stops nuking and a range forms, volume and fees will die. Go ahead and reply guy so I can bookmark dot hls The Slurper
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Even I didn't think it was going to be this bad. Lord help us. The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
The Slurper
6 days
Picked up lunch and an application in honor of our fellow bulls. Who’s with me? The Slurper
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The Slurper
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I guess that's a yes The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
The Slurper
7 days
Trench retards trying to exploit the new main character with a pumpfun token. Send it all to zero immediately The Slurper
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@TheSlurper_
The Slurper
7 days
This is inverse 2023 PA
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@TheSlurper_
The Slurper
7 days
Translation: "Lift your balls, spread your butt cheeks"
@cz_binance
CZ 🔶 BNB
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Remember, for a trade (last price) to happen, for every seller, there is a buyer. 🤯
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