The Slates
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Samuel 'as a quarry, Sybil 'as arthritis. We both luvs our pickled eggs an' suffer from colitis.
Blaenau Ffestiniog
Joined October 2012
We'll be wormin' the quarry workers tomorrow; so 'appy St. Doughnut's Day in advance. Slate swses!
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Never thought we'd see it 'appen...but the Coca-Cola truck's come to Blaenau Ffestiniog! Bewtiful, mun :)
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Kyffin the copper's already given 'im a warnin', but Samuel's showin' off 'is pumpkins again.
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We does like that @MarkTheTravel on the GPSN wireless station. 'e's like Fluff Freeman. Only not dead.
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These arrived today. I think Samuel mis'eard me when I said we was 'avin an Election Party tonight. #GE2015
http://t.co/oPJst98sY5
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David Camelot - puffy. Ed Millipede - snotty. Nick Clog - fluffy. Nigel Massage - wrinkly. We're votin' for Ted 'eath. #Election1975
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Mind ewe. That Richard won't be the last fella to 'ave 'is face reconstructed after leaving a car park in Leicester. #RichardIII
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We've just 'ad a game of Cluedo: Tudor Edition. Henry VII did it; with a shovel, in the car park. #RichardIII
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Sybil 'ere. Betty sent me this today. (Pigeon didn't crap on the washin' for once!) I think she's threatenin' me. http://t.co/W8aLBf9liz
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Poor Samuel. 'e's still 'avin' problems gettin' the new tellybox to work... http://t.co/yltsbkftZc Stewpid bastard.
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As I'm not allowed to ewse knives since the bingo incident, Samuel's done the pumpkins this year. #Halloween #Blaenau
http://t.co/AojiZ0NbWd
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Carys (Sybil's sister) and 'er new fella are on their hols in Barmouth an' they sent us a text. There's nice of 'em! http://t.co/mdY5FSylsq
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Cowin' roastin' 'ere in Blaenau. I'm down to my boxers an' Sybil's sunbathin'. http://t.co/y8TUH4tLxe
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Took a bit of coaxing, but Samuel's wearing 'is Chrimbo jumper. It's cowin' bewtiful, mun! http://t.co/tPN8dAtEOd
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It's cowin' 'ot, mun. The sheep are meltin' and Samuel's sat 'ere in 'is Speedos. I wondered where the budgie went.
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Blaenau Ffestiniog is lookin' cowin' lush tonight. None of the streetlights are workin' mun!
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