Sassy Purple Bounce House
@TheSeritaph
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(AD and occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account for @Seritaph) I cannot draw; any art on here is either purchased or a gift. 🔞 Really old.
Joined January 2018
Hi! This is my post my purchased commissions or dumb suit ideas secured account. If you're viewing this the assumption is that you should find such things amusing or at the very least you're polite enough to pretend otherwise.
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*A sporty convertible slams to a stop next to you. An extremely hourglass gassed up purple plastic kangaroo gal who barely fits in the driver's seat tilts her sunglasses down and looks at you* Get in loser, we're testing air bags!
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"What are your eating habits like?" Good question! *Tracks eating habits for a week* ... I am a food criminal.
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Who's more physical with their hands/feet (stomping, gesticulating furiously) when cursing? Rabbits or skunks?
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Has your kobold gal minion been hit with a weight immobilization curse and gone spherical? Fret no more, since we have the spell for you! Neutral Buoyancy Featherfall! SeriSpells has you covered. You'll be able to push that rotund troublemaker out of the dungeon in no time!
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Any helium in that shiny outfit of yours? No? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?!!
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Say, that's a nice outfit you got on. Be a *real* shame if someone overinflated it.
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*Purple Pressurized Pirate Captain* Batten down the Bottoms! "Hatches, Captain. Batten down the hatches." Yes, right! What'd I say?
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Fright Before Christmas (Merrie Melodies)
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Have you made your Shitscram Merry as of yet? Hurry, not much time left!
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Helium Holidays! Who needs reindeer when you can have a blimpish Christmas roo dropping off surprise inflation gifts! Oh wow, that's a really small chimney; this could be a challenge... Artwork by the amazing @astralantipode at https://t.co/B2fGdEkkXy
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P-Balloon kink? Yeah, I can work with that. *Holds up a P-Balloon* *Unbuckles your belt* *Stuffs said P-Balloon down your pants* *Re-buckles your belt and pulls it tight* *Squeezes* *POP* So. Let's just see where this goes, shall we?
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So about DMs I am *terrible* to message directly. Honestly I'm quite shallow, somewhat dim, very easily distracted, and have no memory to speak of. I'll forget to respond to you, finally remember six months later, and take the wussy way out of never responding again.
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"How's A Purple Problem (me!) inflate your OC?" Airoids Inflatable muscle suit Blow darts Inflatable lipstick smooch Inflation lotion Remote control Balloon Booze Helium and hose Zeppelin magic My Breath The pull cord on their back Stick on TF nozzle Stick on pool toy handles
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(AnnouncerVoice) *Extreme* Air Tanking!! Live Life on the Pressurized Eeedge!
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VoodooInflateYou balloons? Surprisingly easy to make! Tell you how? Pff, I'd rather show you. *Pulls out a suspiciously you looking balloon* *Inhaaaales* *PUFFF* (Is there one of me? Hah! I inflated that thirty minutes ago! *Swollen Squeak*)
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