
It's Richard Stott
@TheRstott
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Comedian on ITV2 Stand Up Sketch Show and Comedy Central | Top Jokes Of The Fringe 2019 (Dave) 2022 (The Times) 2023 (The Guardian, The Telegraph)
London, England
Joined January 2015
First thing Maccabi Tel Aviv fans are gonna see in Birmingham
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Maccabi Tel Aviv fans got run off the streets in Amsterdam... So they honestly think they're gonna last 5 mins in Birmingham if they try it ? 😂
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Just seen a police motorcade pull up to Borough Market and Eating With Tod get out
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#MAFSUK I'm sorry but Reiss's made up accent is absolutely grating, what the hell is going on?
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Are they really just standing around congratulating each other on agreeing to not bomb children for a bit?
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When you invite people from different friendship groups to your birthday and they get on:
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Remember when Dua Lipa told you guys to eat ice cream with olive oil and you all just did it? Don't think the government didn't notice.
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"Yeah can I get garlic and chilli sauce on that please mate"
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What does Monster Mash have in common with Ed Gein's sex life... It was a graveyard smash.
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"You watching House Of Guinness mate?" "You've not seen House Of Guinness?!" "Mate House Of Guinness is class, you know Peaky Blinders.... YOU'VE NOT SEEN PEAKY BLINDERS"
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When you remember you can play the mens mental health card to excuse your behaviour
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