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For booking, Contact by email, Landslidenotes @icloud .com NEVER FORGET that im a business man FIRST #FMOI @TheReal_Calicoe

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Stanton Marshall the Tee Slayer 🔪👕👚
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What’s equivalent to flowers for a man?
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Niggas don't like Jay-Z music cause it motivate you to get money and not get high💯💯
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It’s starting to feel like #SummerMadness again!!!!!!!!
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They got me back on summer madness again................
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4 years
Any kobe slander in My presence we scrappin! And I’m NOT PLAYIN! I swear to god
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4 years
Man. Ima retire if y’all don’t appreciate me. Real talk.
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Tasty 3-round sandwich. Speaking of 🥪... @TheReal_Calicoe @therealayeverb @urltv #SummerMadness
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Told my mama have my funeral without the reverend 🙌🏾
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2 years
RIP @patstay ! Wow! I’m in disbelief 💔
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2 years
After all of this, I still feel like kyrie ain’t did SHIT wrong🤣🤷🏾‍♂️
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4 years
Are y’all not listening to the bars in the bars? 😂 mook is just BETTER than him man. Roc rambling, mook is calculated and saying everything for a REASON!
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Man ms hustle in the spaces talkin bout she won’t fuck her bd for a million dollars… a nigga she already fucked and had a child wit for free😑
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Third times a charm! Am I crazy for wanting this battle to STILL happen???????? I WANT TO RAP THIS SHIT😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 @urltv
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Tay roc is arguably the greatest to ever do it
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I was ⚡️ at the way I was treated I was ALL u niggas 🔌
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2 years
It’s crazy, I been doing this shit a decade and still underrated 🤦🏾‍♂️
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1 year
I personally love what tay roc is doing! If I find paper work that says my opponent is a 🐀, I’m exposing him. And ima go extra hard at exposing him bcuz bruh, why are you even here if u and yo brother done pointed niggas out in court😂🤷🏾‍♂️😂
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3 years
When I stopped drinking I took back control of my life! Being sober is the best decision I could have ever made!
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4 years
U don’t have to kill people to be a real nigga. Y’all do know that right? Don’t gotta sell dope eitha! U can actually have a regular paying job and still be solid. Being a real nigga is about integrity. Are u the same person around them that you are when your by yourself?
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9 months
I was choppin this nigga 😂
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2 years
AINT NOBODY GONE GET KILLLLED SMACKKK!
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1 year
Aye yall, I just beat another 1of the biggest battle rappers n the world that everyone said I’ll lose 2 &it dont matter…AGAIN😂 no ranking change, no respect, no nothing 😅 what I do n battle rap would b monumental if another person did it. Im good tho, my check says congrats 🥳
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5 years
Niggas gone be sick when they see how bad we do them, honestly it’s not fair, were two rounds in and I’m ready to call it off already because they’re gonna wanna fight and end up getting beat up in they’re own hometown😒
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4 years
Why would he have worries? Anybody I bring to my city is gone be safe regardless. Everybody already know that. I’m not the “let me be tough cuz I’m at home” dude. Never have and never will be, a battle rapper come to Detroit on my name he gone turn up, fuck hoes and make money🙌🏾
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10 months
Calicoe- KOBE Full song 🔥
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7 months
#Random but, All jokes aside, I’m Super proud of @Eazyblockcapt He’s the true definition of staying ten toes down in this battle shit and seeing the results of staying true to yourself. He just remained himself, kept grinding and stayed down til he came up🙏🏾 gih dat man his 💐
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4 years
I got a hunned dollas Aye verb can’t change a tire
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9 months
I say “BITCH!!!!!” Everytime I see this, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 aye goodz, why u never talk about this part of the fight!?🤣
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8 months
At least cheat wit a nigga that can fight is crazy 🤣
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2 years
Yo, this is the most beautiful battle I’ve ever seen, Ive always had respect for @metaphormessiah but I gained sooooo much MORE! Ion know how this battle is “beautiful” but it is for me🙌🏾 y’all boys did y’all thang! Both y’all went CRAZY! Lil Slap, WELCOME nephew 💪🏾
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Never thought I would see roc make a rookie mistake
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Roc in the south tryna clown on country niggas ….. bad idea
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8 months
Nigga say, “who cares about his daddy” meanwhile, the biggest battle in battle rap history is about my daddy🤣 y’all some hoes 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
One thing this dude can do is RAP! Solid body of work right here🙌🏾🔥 @Tsu_Surf
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2 years
Told @SMACKWHITE ima run off wit a MILLIE, he send the contract I’m coming out to PHILLY!!!! This shit EAZY…. REALLY!
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4 years
the internet so FUCKED UP, u can go to sleep and wake up Dotmobb🤣🤣🤣🤣 y’all Nigga’s TRIPPIN *Russell Westbrook voice* Bitch I’m Landslide til the DEATH of me, fuck y’all niggas talkin bout? How tf I wake up a member of dot mobb?
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2 years
I can’t believe the news I just woke up to
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2 years
I feel like me surf and Geechi is the leaders of the culture right now. Erybody ain’t gone like that but it’s the truth
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4 years
Just spoke to Avo, he know exactly what type of mistake he made, we have a complete mutual understanding and that’s what matters to me... Anything other than finding solutions, is adding to the chaos ✊🏾🖤
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2 years
I jus want my breakfast 🤷🏾‍♂️
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3 years
Jus watched the face off, the funniest comments I’ve ever seen is on there, a nigga said @HitmanHolla had @ShowwOutt in the bag he went and got🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I’m not talking to NOOOOBODY on the phone in battle rap, that’s it, that’s the tweet.
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After everything , I still feel like me and @TheRealGoodz gave the culture what was needed. We gave y’all that old feel 🙏🏾
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5 years
I’m SICK me and @MurdaMookez wasted 3months of our life preparing for a battle we never got to display🤦🏾‍♂️ I will forever b mad at that
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Ion never see Goodz on these type list😒
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Salute to @Dame_Lillard for giving us his time at the fight 🙌🏿🙌🏿 Dame gives his Top 5 Battle rappers… @iAmLoadedLux @MurdaMookez @ARSONALDAREBEL @TheReal_Calicoe @_kay_shine
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Calicoe vs pass 10/28 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Oakland CA it’s up!!!!!!
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Just listened to the #Chess track.... And THIS is what I mean.... Chess is the only battle rapper that gives me that real NY vibe on a track. That shit was fire, I can tell he still running around the boroughs for real, I can hear it in that song 🙌🏾
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We could be on here mourning roc today, FUCK that chain, my nigga still alive is what matter, FUCK that chain. This shit real life out here man
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Free surf til it’s backwards
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I’m bouta kill this old nigga, and turn em to a blogger fa life, cuz what mt Rushmore u been on? who got u caught ina hype? when u had a classic performance? when u had bar of the night? U the nigga who couldn’t think of yo next bar so u STARTED A FIGHT!
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It’s one thing to find out you getting cheated on, but to find out in front of 1.3million people is different! I’m devastated
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Y’all cannot KEEP letting the cal/cow bars hit😒
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3 years
Ion care what NOBODY say! I WANT @GeechiGotti ! YALL keep talking about y’all want the old cal like I ain’t dissect verb, stop playing wit me and give me the plate everybody wanna see... y not book me &geechi NOW 4NOME? That way u have us preparing now 4the best results @urltv
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Real talk, I’m proud af of @Tsu_Surf ! I remember that dirty ass new jersey 20 yr old nigga wit his pants tucked in his boots! Na I was the same DIRTY ass Detroit nigga so I’m not being funny at all right na, this nigga surf beat some odds I’ve seen some of the best fold to 🙌🏾💐
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Imagine thinking battle rappers don’t make more money a show than some of your favorite rappers😂 imagine not knowing that EAZY prolly make more money for 9 mins of rap than Key Glock can get 4 a 50min show. Imagine thinking “real rappers” got some money😂
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Imagine holding your bitch down for x amount of years while she do a bid & her to get out of jail & fuck a BATTLE RAPPER. Not a real rapper, but a BATTLE RAPPER. Battle rappers get paid $200 and a subway sandwich per battle by the way. A BATTLE RAPPER.
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I want LUX!
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2 years
Niggas in the spaces too much, not even rehearsing 😂
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1 year
Don’t let a unprepared clips manipulate y’all into believing I did something wrong tonight …. He was complaining to #Earl half the battle
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I ain’t gone lie, I feel like @Vada_Fly is FINALLY seeing things from my point of view! He’s finally asking the same questions that I’m asking… How can people not see how bias this culture is to me? How are we even debating this win?
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So erybody hit Meagan sept me ?
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I feel sorry for what ima do to Clips! But he’s already a legend so they’ll eventually get over it. But for what ima do to ez……?????….. 🤦🏾‍♂️ y’all may question his greatness against greatness!
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This how u promo a battle!!!! S/O to @TheRealGoodz for being a great sport and doing his part, keeping everyone interested til the very last second…. 4 all the battlers who dont understand Y we get paid the way we do, becuz we kno how 2 make it feel REAL! A win 4 the culture 💯
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3 years
Let’s address the battle rap community 😤
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How could anyone ever feel like @GeechiGotti is not the BEST nigga of his class? That’s confusing
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5 years
My daughter ain’t leaving home til she 25 PERIOD! Black families go so wrong thinking they should jus throw their kid outside because he/she is 18.... your still a kid at 18 and probably needs more guidance @ 18 then 12😒
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4 years
WOW GEECHI!!!!!!
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2 years
Get off em @geechigottimbb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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8 months
I’m reading tweets while he rappin? 😒
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2 years
Taking myself to breakfast
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5 years
One of the best lines ever said
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@TheReal_Calicoe Rum one of the best to do it period🔥
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I beat Holla, shine, surf (in Jersey) , Suge, math, ill will, Tay roc, BriZz (twice) 🤣 , top🤣, the nigga in the orange, 🤣 and many more lol u niggas can’t fuck wit me
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Ion understand Y a woman would make up a whole story bout a short Canadian nigga shootin her… Like, why do so many people not believe her ? Cuz she lied bout giving that pussy up!? Man, A bitch gone lie bout that body count erytime but a bitch aint bouta jus say a nigga SHOT HER
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Swamp, Daylyt, Dizaster, ICE, John John, Shotty, Rum, Award, ttop,… Oh yea…. And Lux…. Niggas is NOT safe !
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4 years
Ima black business owner!
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This shit right here sends chills thru my body! These are the guys I looked up to and STILL look up 2 & the way they’re speaking of me is just insane to me. I appreciate these guys more than they’ll ever know! This shit did it 4 me today I swear🙌🏾 I feel like I won a battle today
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Yo first night in heaven would be a #Friday 🤦🏾‍♂️ rest easy big dawg💪🏾
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Battle rap is TOOOOO friendly man! DONT FUCKIN SHAKE MY HAND OR CONGRATULATE ME IF WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE AGAINST EACH OTHER! I REPEAT!!!! DONT FUCKIN TOUCH ME! DONT SHAKE MY HAND ! NONE OF THAT! IMA SWING ON ONE OF U NIGGAS TRYNA SHAKE MY HAND🙌🏾
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Nigga talking bout “my man’s died was the worst thing to ever happen to me” NIGGA!!!! WE ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU SPOKE ABOUT A NIGGA MOTHER WHO JUST DIED! Am I being punked or something? U think we care bout yo dead man’s but u don’t care about a nigga deceased mother?
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2 years
RIP TO THE LEGEND!!!! #PatStay
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This nigga @RumNitty said “they said Ill in the lobby, I grabbed the nose running I’m coming down with something” WOW! Are their 10 lines better then that!???? WOW! That’s A BAR!!!!!!!!
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Verb bet not come in there talking about what niggas Eatin, that vegan shit ain’t gone cut it wit ez, he needs to be in his pork chop bag😂
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Daylyt is smarter than y’all think
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Avo is the greatest man I swear😂🙌🏾 I heard his actual voice sayin “no thanks”🤣
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3 years
Until yo face is on a obituary at a battle, don’t tell me I’m going too far! I watched one of the greatest not give two fucks about how I felt and y’all applauded him for that!
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😒 why would y’all think a grown man will tell another grown man he was playin wit kids? That’s kinda naive to even think a person would tell that type of info.
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It’s gone get dark 9/2
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3 years
Just bought a new store…. I sell Hookah now🤷🏾‍♂️ They finally cleared our tobacco license… The universe is blessing a young king. Schoolcraft and greenfield is Also GREAT location for me… 🙌🏾 more details to come
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3 years
Midwest 👑
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1 year
Mook did everything right and you still have people hating on em☹️
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3 years
Yall know why Im the realest nigga? I been in a hotel quarantined 4 the past 72hrs with corona virus & my mood is still playful, humorous and filled with joy, I never thought this shit was real, but MAN!!! I jus want y’all to know something tho, if corona virus kill me, IMA HOE!
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2 years
Am I trippin or are they hating on @_YoshiG ???? This that #SurfEffect 😂
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3 years
Wow! Rex and EZ really just had a classic! WOW!
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8 months
STOP SAYIN NIGGA!!!
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Niggas be taking losses Hard in battle Rap Damn It's Just Battle Rap
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🤣 u definitely say Nigga when it’s just you🤣
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