You met a man on the Oregon Trail. His name is Terry. You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

If your a man and your struggling right now just remember nobody cares and it gets worse

This afternoon, retired Army general Stanley McChrystal, former commander of Joint Special Operations Command, spoke at the retirement ceremony hosted by @HRC for six transgender service members who were forced out under Trump’s ban. “I shouldn’t have to be thanked for being

Michael Fanone: “I don’t need to hear from the chief of police that we all need to remain calm and protest peacefully. Fuck you and fuck that. What are you doing to keep my community safe from these thugs? If you’re not gonna do it, then it’s time for the American people to

I’m not a lawyer but if you call someone a ‘fucking bitch’ after you shoot them 3 times in the face does that show malicious intent?

Brilliant. Goodbye @MTV 😢

OTHER PRESIDENTS HAVE FOUGHT TERRORISM, SLAVERY, NAZISM, BUT ONLY TRUMP HAS THE GUTS TO FIGHT OUR REAL ENEMIES: STEPHEN COLBERT, JIMMY KIMMEL, CBS, ABC (NOT KFC) GREENLAND, CANADA, UTI OF THE NECK, RELEASE OF EPSTEIN FILES, INTACT WHITE HOUSES, AND BUILDINGS WITHOUT HIS NAME.

🚨#BREAKING: An 85-year-old widow called a North Carolina tree removal company, begging for firewood to keep her house warm, but said she couldn't pay them. Paul Brittain, the owner, delivered the firewood for free, fixed her car, her roof, her heating/AC unit ALL for FREE and

The person who leaks the full 300 gigs worth of epstein files will become a household name for centuries. Single handedly bring down the rich pedos like a real life James Bond. Leak the files.

UHF (1989) was dead on arrival thanks to brutal timing. It opened the same summer as Batman, Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade, and Ghostbusters II. Completely buried. Then cable and VHS happened, and Weird Al’s brand of absurdity finally found its people. https://t.co/lNH6jdVuvB

Little girl draws a sketch of her missing dad and the news anchors had no idea that the sketch looked exactly like her actual dad when shown the update …. 😂😂I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.

Congressman Tom Massie is now saying that a whistleblower has informed him that the FBI may have the wrong suspect in the Washington DC bombing case. No kidding. Watch as the bomber in this FBI video adjusts their bra straps.

I’m a big guy. I’ve been lifting weights for ten years. I look intimidating, I guess. I was at Planet Fitness doing bench presses. I noticed a kid in the corner. He was maybe 16, really overweight. He was looking around like he was terrified someone was going to laugh at him. He

Crazy? Nah... Just a Gen X mom...😜🤘

Porch Pirates Beware! 🏴‍☠️🚓 DCSO is delivering packages of our own across Douglas County. The only difference is that ours also contain a tracking device and felony value items. Next time you think about stealing someone's package, just know it could be one of ours and lead to

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply

Let's not elect billionaires to the presidency, again. People think they'll run the country like a business and make it profitable for all. Wrong. They'll run the country like their business and make it profitable for themselves.

26 years later, this scene from 'Office Space' (1999) still hits home

"Ukraine is corrupt", hey guys watch me charge the 🇺🇲 American public $70,000 dollars for a drone which Ukraine could make for $250, want one with a fancy thermal camera, ok $450 😂 The American MOD is fucking tax payers on a level never seen.