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Dr. Sheldon Cooper

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I'm a Caltech Theoretical Physicist with a B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., And an Sc.D. OMG Right? Bazinga!

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2 years
Before the Big Bang, There was no up, There was no down, There was no side to side. There was no light, There was no dark, No shape of any kind. There were no stars, or planet mars, or protons to collide. There was no up, There was no down, There was no side to side.
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It’s-a me Mar10.
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6 years
Sorry, did that not make any sense?.How about -."A dozen, a gross, and a score,.plus three times the square root of four,.divided by seven,.plus five times eleven,.is nine squared and not a bit more.".
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(12 + 144 + 20 + 3√4)/7 + (5*11) =.(182)/7 + 55 =.26 + 55 = 81.
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6 years
Because, it’s illegal to finish a Spider-Man series.
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Real men.
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Nelson Mandala.
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6 years
I’ve come to play with you again.
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6 years
Search "Thanos" on Google and click the Infinity Gauntlet. You won't be disappointed.
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6 years
No one:. People that have .never seen GOT: “OMG I Think I’m the only person that’s never seen an episode of Game of Thrones”.
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6 years
A brief history of physics
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7 years
Whenever I read RDR2.
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7 years
Can we all just agree that Halloween should be on the last Saturday of October.
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7 years
The two parts to the word “helicopter” are not “heli” and “copter”, but “helico” meaning spiral, and “pter” meaning one with wings, like pterodactyl.
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7 years
Astronomers have discovered a planet twice the size of Earth orbiting the nearby star 40 Eridani — precisely where Star Trek character Spock’s home planet Vulcan supposedly lies.
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Fact.
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Finished my 'Avengers' puzzle today!
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