Murdock
@TheRealMurdock1
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villain by force | not from this planet +* ✰
Joined June 2011
shift IMMEDIATELY
“We don’t have to talk everyday” please shift and let me find my soulmate
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anytime i’m asked “what do you look for in a relationship” i’m gonna answer “i’ll let you know if i see it in you.”… no longer giving niggas a playbook.
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Ngl the romance i like can't be asked for because they're things that only happen if it's in the person's character to do it. i could ask, but it will be so inauthentic now that the whole point of it (spontaneity) is ruined.
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they’re lazy, stubborn beyond normal measures and try to get active when shit is too late but they’re overly dreamy and so easy to get infatuated with 😭
Best relationship advice you’d give to someone dating a Taurus?
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i deserve a vampiric type of love — deep and everlasting ♱
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I think my clubbing days are coming to an end fr lol like I done been there and done ts 200x….it’s time for more
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this the junt
They stop liking you when you get boundaries
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I'd rather beee, smoking weeeed, everytime ya kiiiiss me, dooooon't say that you miiiiss me...
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aries continues to hold the crown for being psychotic beyond repair
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the last alone loverboy standing 🥀
instagram yesterday was a roll out of engagements, pregnancy announcements and ‘me and mine’ photoshoots. this was the year for lovers.
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