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(((Jonathan Baker)))

@TheRealJonBaker

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Philanthropist, ne'er-do-well who frequently chews his finger and toe-nails.

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Joined June 2009
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@TheRealJonBaker
(((Jonathan Baker)))
8 years
Would frequently cast his brother Clint Shakespeare in his plays. #FakeShakespeareFacts
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@TheRealJonBaker
(((Jonathan Baker)))
1 month
Have you heard this theory @StuntmanStu ?
@samtripoli
Sam Tripoli
1 month
We are proud to unleash the Doomscrollin Video of 2025 — The Story of Carl Winslow — a legendary deep dive brought to life by Confused Breakfast from Instagram. This is more than a video, it’s a cultural moment. Strap in and prepare to witness an icon’s story told the only way it
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@TheRealJonBaker
(((Jonathan Baker)))
3 months
No Tiny Tim in last weeks episode of The Chair Company. Can’t remember the last time I laughed that hard. @HBO
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@AvivaKlompas
Aviva Klompas
4 months
Yosef-Chaim Ohana's father reunites with his son and it is a hug for the ages 🥹
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
4 months
Hey, @cityofwinnipeg...I've been told that currently there is no roadway in your great city named the Bachman-Turner Overpass. How has this gone unnoticed for so long? Please table this at your next city council meeting. Sincerely, J. Baker - Proud Canadian #BTO #Winnipeg
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
4 months
The neighbors discover that Samantha is a witch and drown her in a nearby lake. #RejectedSitcomStorylines
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
4 months
Why is Brown still at QB. He is just garbage. And Dyce somehow still has a job? This team is a joke. #RedBlacks
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
5 months
Both @springsteen and @CourteneyCox are at the @usopen and I’m thinking that at the commercial break they should have a little on camera reunion. #dancinginthedark #heybaby #USOpen
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
5 months
Don’t really care Much for the guitar player. He’s good but I’m not paying 100 bucks to see some kid shred for an hour. Same for the kid dancers. #AGT
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
6 months
Hey, @grok. Who is the most famous person to have visited my feed?
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
6 months
Scott needs to go. Not because of the blowouts but because of his terribly boring stories. #Jeopardy
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
9 months
Groupon is offering reduced tickets to go spend an evening with noted anti-Semite and not so relevant actor @johncusack. The only way I’d buy this is if there was a shortage of toilet paper. #BringThemHomeNow #AmYisroel
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
9 months
Actor Jason Isaacs at the White House Correspondents Dinner - always wearing the yellow ribbon pin. #Israel #WHCD2025 #BringThemHomeNow #fuckhammas
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
9 months
Lyndon Slewidge with the anthem - that’s gotta be some good karma. #ottawasenators #NHL
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
10 months
Proud to see my daughter in that picture. Thank you Mr. Torres for being on the right side of history.
@RitchieTorres
Ritchie Torres
10 months
Outside the United States Capitol, I had an inspiring meeting with about 150 students from Yeshiva University, which is cultivating the next generation of Jewish leadership. I am rooting for these young leaders, and I am proud to stand with them in the fight for the Jewish
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
1 year
This is next level bullshit on @CBSSunday. The women taken hostage were not soldiers at the time of their capture and the Palestinians they released were convicted terrorists. #BringThemHomeNow #israel 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
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@TheRealJonBaker
(((Jonathan Baker)))
1 year
Whatever your opinion is of Justin Trudeau I think we all can agree that Canadians should be proud that they elected the first black Prime Minister. #JustinTrudeau #Trudeau #trudeaumustresign
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
1 year
Why isn’t anyone talking about how handsome the New Orleans killer was? #NewOrleansTerrorAttack
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
1 year
One of my all-time favourite films. Great soundtrack, superb acting/directing and one of the best last lines ever.
@MatthewModine
Matthew Modine
1 year
Repost by Monday, 12/16 for a chance to win the badge I wore to the @VaFilmFest for a 40th anniversary screening of BIRDY and my new AI documentary, I HOPE THIS HELPS! I signed the badge in black Sharpie. I’ll pick one winner and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck!
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(((Jonathan Baker)))
1 year
So I just finished 18 holes with my buddy John Daly and he says”You wanna see something really impressive?” So we hop into the shower and take a look at Arnold Palmer’s enormous hog. #Arnoldpalmersdick #TrumpIsInsane
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@ChayasClan
Chaya’s Clan
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I’m going to tweet this all day, so please bear with me
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