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Funny is everything! Runnin the show over at 👉 @nailsmdpressons

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@TheRealDee71
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6 years
I just remembered the time I breathed in a gnat in 2015 and I wonder if the constant buzzing in my head is the gnat city they built in there or is that the only super power they gave me 🤷‍♀️
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
What exactly goes on here? 🤔 I want to believe it’s a lawless land like road warrior 😂🤣
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Sometimes ya just need a little Iron Maiden to lift you right the fuck up 😁🤘 * specifically- Run to the hills 🙌🖤
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Can I get an Amen 😂🙌
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Dead. 😂😂😂😂👏👏
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Throwback Thursday from 30 yrs ago 😲😱😂😂😂 Budweiser promo posters for club tour 🍺💃 The 90’s were crazy y’all!
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
This 👇 💛💛💛💛💛💛
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Only listening to chicks that rock🤘today 😁 Blondie, The Runaways, pretenders, Joan Jett, Pat Benatar, Lita Ford etc…🖤💋
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Gutted 😭💔
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
It’s my birthday y’all!!! And I’m wearing the “pants” 🙌🤣👏👏👏 channeling Sally O’Mally (snl character, Molly Shannnon) look it up!
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
This 👇😂
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
I was gonna let it go but these are for “Carol” in my DM’s that said it’s sad that I feel like I have to use filters all the time…firstly, I don’t all the time and second I can if I want😒 But here ya go 👇 #unfiltered and 50 🖕
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
If this ain’t the friggin truth 😂🤣🤦‍♀️
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
How could I stay mad at this mug 😻🧡🧡🧡
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Good morning! This made me laugh 😂 Hope y’all have a good week 🖤🤘
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
It’s getting spooky y’all 😁🤘🖤🖤🖤🖤
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
There’s not enough coffee when you’re packing up your life once again 😫🤦‍♀️
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Does anyone else cut the neck out of their T-shirts? I have always done this and noticed that not many do 🤔
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It looks like Charlie is singing his heart out 😆🎤 🎶 What song do you think it would be? 🤔
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Just finished these Halloween/Michael Myers inspired set 😁🖤💅🏻 The pic doesn’t do them justice, lots of detail and textures you can’t see but will be enjoyed all the same 🤘👏👏👏
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
I was literally outside for 5 minutes 😂😂😂 he’s so dramatic 🙀
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@TheRealDee71
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9 months
This would be me 💯😂😅
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Are we getting out of bed today or nah? 🤔😂 🛌
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@TheRealDee71
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10 months
Happy 4th y’all 🦈💥🎆🎇💋
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@TheRealDee71
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8 months
It’s almost that time again 😁😂🧛‍♀️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🙌 #Spookyseason
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
If you know, you know… and I’ll fight you for them 😂💪👊 💥
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
What’s better than coffee and Metallica?!!!! 😁🖤🤘☕️
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@TheRealDee71
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4 months
So if I’m on lockdown because snowmageddon is happening, can I eat a “family” size bag of Doritos with no guilt?
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
The first “Bat Girl” 1904 😁🤘 she looks like she could kick your ass 💪👊 💥
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Charlie thinks the weather girl is playing with him 😹 Hope this makes y’all laugh like it did me 😂😂🤣🐈🧡
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
50! 🤓🖤🤘
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Good morning ☕️ Back on my bullshit 😁🦈🤘 Hope everyone has a good day!
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Working on a return of the living dead set this weekend 🖤🧟‍♀️🧟🧟‍♂️🤘😜
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Good afternoon y’all 😊👋 It’s a gorgeous day today and I’m taking full advantage! Hope everyone’s day has a moment of zen 🌞🤞
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Well…. I accidentally said “love you” instead of “thank you!” To the cashier at the gas station across the street and now I have to move to another state 🤦‍♀️
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Charlie has been sleeping all day so now he’s plotting 😂😸
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Proof of life post 😂 This Frankenhooker is still kicking 🦵💪🤘🖤🤪 Hope y’all had a great weekend 😙✌️
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
What celebrity/Musician do people tell you that you kinda look like? 🤔
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Monday’s be like 🤪✌️
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Proof of life post 🤪😂 Good morning all y’all☕️ I’m at about 75% better 🙌🙌🙌💪😷 Hope everyone is having a great weekend 😊🖤💋
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
What else would I do while hungover but make the best damn banana bread and watch horror movies 😋 Hope everyone is having a good weekend 🖤💋
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Good morning and welcome to Tuesday 🤪🤓☕️
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Ummm Charlie is being super cute and I haven’t posted him in a hot minute Muh lil toofless boy 😊😻👇👇👇👇
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Well it’s Monday 😒 but I’m caffeinated and ready to kick some ass 💪👊😁🖤🤘 Hope y’all have a good day!
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Deep breath and a little Fleetwood Mac 😊🤘🖤
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Good morning ☕️😑 Who let me drink all that tequila???? Also my dreams last night 👇😂😂😂🤦‍♀️
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K thx 💋✌️
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Not sure if I’m pulling off a boho look or little house on the prairie 😂😂😂🤷‍♀️
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Today’s T-shirt pic! 💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️ 🦈 dun dun dun dun dun dun dundundaaaah 😱😱😱😁🤘
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Hello 👋🧟‍♀️ And good morning ☕️
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
I mean.... 🤤😋☕️🥓
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Good morning ☕️🤓 This Frankenhooker will be diving in to Halloween sets💅🏻 today so feel free to post on this thread of cool spooky things that get you excited for the greatest time of the year 👻🎃💀🧟‍♀️🧛‍♀️🖤🖤🖤🖤🤘
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Waking up and remembering ya made cookies the night before!!!! 😃☕️🍪😋😋😋😋😋😋
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
My co worker thinks he soooooo funny 😒🤭😂😹
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
But mostly Keep on truckin 😂😂😂🤣🤘
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
I miss doing weird shit with my friends 😑😆
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Me trying to do anything 😂😼😹
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
61 days till Halloween 🖤💋
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Had a wicked bad day😣 Ptsd is horrible and draining. Hopeful tomorrow will be better and wishing y’all a good week ahead 🖤🤘💋
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Baked ziti is done! Who’s comin ova 😋🤌🍝
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Second T-shirt from the bitchen shirt haul is being worn today 🐺🖤🤘 Friggin love it so much!!!!!
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Well I WAS laying there comfortably 😒😼
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Working on two sets at the same time is my favorite 😁 Nightmare before Christmas and Friday the 13th 🙌🖤💗💅🏻
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Exhausted but off and running! And when I say run I mean hobble because I don’t run and I’m in pain 😂 Hope everyone has a good day 🤘🖤🤍
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Some of my best jam sessions 🥤😁🤘
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Ps. Charlie say’s hi and he’s keeping it cool 😉😎😹 🐈
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Don’t mind me…I’ll be in heaven for like 10 minutes 🤤😋😋 haven’t had one of these baby’s for a year and a half so today was the day! #gimmedatsammich
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Sunday vibe 📸
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Yesterday’s photo bomb 💣😼 Charlie is always watching 👀
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40 years ago this most brilliant of shows premiered and me catching it a few years later helped mold me into the awesome person I am 😁❤️‍🔥🙌🤘 #TheYoungOnes
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Good morning! 😊 ☕️ First cup before I kick some ass 💪👊🤘 (and by kick ass I mean do nails 😂💅🏻) Hope everyone has an awesome day and stay’s warm! Or if ya freaky stay cold I guess 🤷‍♀️ Imma shut up now 🥸✌️
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Almost a year ago we adopted this lil chicken nugget 🐈🧡🧡🧡
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Good morning and Happy Valentine’s Day 💖🤪😜😝🤘 Don’t take it so seriously y’all 😉💋
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Sunday selfie with the little man 😊😻 His second day and it’s like he’s been here forever🧡
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Aaaaand I’m off! 🏃‍♀️ Hope everyone has an awesome day 🤘😁🤪😜🥸
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@TheRealDee71
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7 months
Well it’s been a few weeks so of course a proof of life pic is needed…I’ve been navigating some life stuff and anyway here’s a pic of me in an Irish pub bathroom in a tiny town after a very long motorcycle ride 🥴✌️
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
It’s #tacotittyterrortuesday and I want y’all to drop a black and white in the thread 🤪😜🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 I title this “Terrified Fish”
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@TheRealDee71
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10 months
Good morning! 😊☕️ Let’s get this humpday going! 🤓🥸🤪😙
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@TheRealDee71
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10 months
Just got done chopping on my hair…. Aaaaand I’m back in the 70s 😂😂😂😂💃
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Good morning and merry Christmas to all y’all 🤗💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️🎄🎅🤶 Time for 👉☕️☕️☕️☕️
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Mr Cranky pants 😼😂🧡🧡🧡
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@TheRealDee71
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9 months
#FlashbackFriday 😁🤘💋🖤
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@TheRealDee71
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9 months
Peewee is gone and I’m not ok ☹️💔
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Fuuuuucking hate panic attacks 😣😤 they just piss me all the way off and what the actual Fuck? Ya know 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Today was the perfect day to take myself on a coffee date ☺️☀️☕️🫶 #springtime 🙌
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Is it a halo? A great idea? Or me just frickin around while I wait in the kitchen eating chocolate…the world may never know 😁🤭 Hope everyone is having a chill Sunday 🖤💋
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
Just so we’re clear 😉💛
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People who create fake accounts to try to make people feel bad…who hurt you? 😂 There is a difference in filters and natural photos and who gives a Shit what people want to do? I do both 🤷‍♀️👇
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Just tryin to take a quick break and eat these and this mf came in all aggressive 😒😂 We have fun here 😜 🦅
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@TheRealDee71
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11 months
Welp 🎂🤷‍♀️
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
I already miss sitting outside in the heat 😔 ☀️ #coldweathersucks
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@TheRealDee71
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3 years
I might be shithoused at Gordon Ramsay’s steakhouse 😂🇬🇧🙌🙌🙌
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This made me laugh out loud! 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏 (Stolen from @RicManJunkie )
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Do it 👇
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Perfect movie to drift off to sleep after taking a pain medication 🤌😙😆🐺🌚
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@TheRealDee71
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5 months
Charlie said no paparazzi 😼so… yeah he’s giving the side eye 😒 #showmeyourkitties
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@TheRealDee71
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2 years
Good morning and #ThrowbackThursdays From a few months ago 😁🤓🖤🤘 Post a throwback you like of yourself in the thread!
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