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Husband, Father of 👶👦👧👧👧, technogeek, collector of #NFTs and a lover of life! Mod and CM at @theVeeList

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I don't understand a word of what that Bad Bunny guy is "singing" but seeing @jessicaalba saved the Halftime show of this Superbowl.
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This is so well written! Oh, all the thoughts you have given me to ponder. Thank you, @Biblicalman 🙏
@Biblicalman
The Biblical Man | 4 AM Field Notes
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A man said "I accept Jesus Christ" on his deathbed. The church asked if he really meant it. I need to ask you something. When did we become the gatekeepers of grace? I've watched Christians dissect Scott Adams' final words like prosecutors. They parsed his phrases. They
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I just lifted 5,190 kg on @hevyapp
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There are so many Teslas being delivered to @Tesla stores in Norway. People want to buy electric before the tax increase here come 2026. You're doing great @elonmusk
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I found a verse in the Bible advocating for side hustles 😎
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@HawkCryptoTech
Michael 🇺🇸
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@otokyo__ Infrastructure Buildings Cars Ships Planes Internet Phones Air conditioning Light bulbs Electricity Make-up companies are mainly owned by men. TV’s Blow Dryer Plumbing Everything you use, for the most part, was created by a man. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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@Whizz_ai
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The hype around Gemini NanoBanana is unreal right now… People are buying overpriced prompt lists left and right. So here’s my move: I’m dropping 200+ elite Gemini prompts that actually work… for free. Comment "Prompt" and I’ll send you the full masterclass. ♻️ Repost +
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Xivy
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I just trained a custom GPT on all 4 Russell Brunson books to help you: -craft offers so good people feel stupid saying no -write ad copy that turns strangers into buyers -understand your dream customer's psychology -build sales pages that print money -design products that
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@ginacostag_
Gina Acosta
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NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang’s best career advice: “Passion isn’t enough, you’ve got to endure.”
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🤣🤣 Epic!!
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Elle Lookbook
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@TheRealDadJokes
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6 months
This!
@EricLDaugh
Eric Daugherty
6 months
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just posted this video of Charlie Kirk talking about the Islamic takeover of America. Charlie's message needs to be spread FAR and WIDE. "There's something wrong when you have a Muslim Marxist mayor of New York City! We don't talk enough about
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@pastorlocke
Pastor Greg Locke
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🚨🚨TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR ON MY STAND FOR ISRAEL. 🚨🚨 It’s truly an absolute shame that we are living in a day when everyone automatically assumes that your convictions and moral values are for sale. Every single day I am accused of taking money from Israel. Trolls continue to
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To everyone on the left. Please don't get triggered 😂😇
@Shawn_Farash
Shawn Farash
6 months
In light of the many Liberals chugging Tylenol to spite Trump I find this bit of "Trump" endorsing OXYGEN relevant
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Dette er også noe Norge også anerkjenner som en legitim stat. Gratulerer /s
@LizaRosen0000
Liza Rosen
6 months
https://t.co/4I4l24Y2Zi Hamas just executed Gazan civilians for the “crime” of accepting and distributing humanitarian aid without paying Hamas its terror fees to keep the war against Israel going. This is Palestine. And this is what Canada, Britain, France, and Australia just
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Juanita Broaddrick
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Exactly. Profound!!
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Legend! Great answer, @bennyjohnson 🙏
@bennyjohnson
Benny Johnson
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I was asked who can replace Charlie Kirk. This is the correct answer…
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@MalcangiSarah
Sarah Malcangi
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A must watch!
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@elliottengenMN
Elliott Engen
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Turning Point USA.
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@Sassafrass_84
Sassafrass84
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The Charlie Kirk Effect. More people are walking away from the democrat party. Walking away from evil. From Satan. They are joining the right and finding GOD again. A mass spiritual awakening happened the moment Charlie died. His message is spreading. There is no better
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Thanks for putting this together, @WhiteHouse 🙏
@WhiteHouse
The White House
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In loving memory of Charlie Kirk, a fearless patriot & man of unwavering faith who dedicated his life to America. "It's bigger than you, I want you to remember that... It's bigger than me - you are here to make somebody else's life better, the pursuit of liberty & freedom."❤️
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