TheRealSkipBayless
@TheRealBayless
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Genetically engineered to eat children and bring SPORTS TRUTHS(TM). (Not affiliated with Skip Bayless, ESPN, or related ilk.)
My Lizard Cave
Joined August 2012
I feel this way about my lizardness. RT @BaylessDefender: I wish my love for Charissa Thompson wasn't just laughed off as some cheap joke.
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It is hilarious to me that people tweet at this account as if it's not a dude tweeting about skip bayless being a dinosaur.
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Lizards have no obligation to consistency. RT @Zmillzzz: you are a joke. nice job trying to back track on Jeter. how dare you?.
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Also just realized Professor Lewin is a Harry Potter character. You're hilarious, @BaylessDefender. Good joke. Thought you were serious.
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The more I look at this the funnier it is. No date, no school, no data.
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. a physics professor - working by himself apparently - wouldn't know anything. Talk to a Biologist. Christ. I need to hunt.
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I mean, let's be real about this. Ignoring that "Professor Lewellyn" apparently has no affiliation with any school. .
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'shopped. Clearly. Come on. RT @BaylessDefender: @TheRealBayless The issue is DEAD. Wow, you must feel stupid. http://t.co/Js0ovv4b.
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This sounds about right. RT @Fern_FHCA what @BaylessDefender really wants is for us to yell, All Hail Skip The Lizard King.
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@Fern_FHCA @BaylessDefender @irishfootball11 at which point you should all commence trembling and urinating and so forth.
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@Fern_FHCA @BaylessDefender @irishfootball11 Neither my birth nor death will be recorded. Though I may abandon the skin suit at some point.
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I mean, just look at my name. RT @BaylessDefender: @TheRealBayless You are NOT the real Bayless.
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