Dreams can come true, Nicky. The profession is here waiting for you. You just gotta believe.

The thing I can’t stand about wealth models is that it implies you’re going to get a certain % return as if anything we know is guaranteed to be consistent in the future…. “Well the economy historically blah blah blah”. Dawg, I don’t know if we’re gunna have an economy next year.

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Selling software to software companies that make software that they sell to other companies that make software will never not be funny.

Question for my #accounting friends of #TaxTwitter . Are you using software, low wage interns, or offshore/seasonal labor to do data input into your tax program from client documents?. OR are you doing it yourself/having a regular full time staff do it?.

I feel like so many of my virtual accounting friends go to SuiteWorld (I've never been). Anybody have ideas on how I could get sponsored to go?. Happy to be used as a prop :D.

Mark this tweet. I’ll have “made it” when I own a turquoise Porsche with a maroon interior.

If you eat your steak well-done… straight to jail.

“standing on business” just means you’re on the roof of your office building.

One of the craziest moments you have as a CPA is realizing that when content has a disclaimer “not financial advice, please consult with your accountant” they’re talking about you…. Like, you can’t say you aren’t a finance professional… because you literally are one.

What’s your energy source? .☕️ coffee?.🍵 matcha?.🧋chai?

The next time someone asks me to pull up some blue prints this is what imma send them

When @jackharlow said “I’m vanilla, baby” that really resonated with me.

The custom accounting song “CalCPA All Day” I wrote to open up their members summit last week. What state society is next? (music genre will vary by state)

I really don’t want them to ban letting congress trade stocks cause now how am I going to know what investments are guaranteed to go up?. ugh.

The future is pretty cool.

A truly special event at the @Cal_CPA members summit this past week. Can’t wait to see the pictures, content, and opportunities that come out from it. Such a blast to host and looking forward to the amazing things this organization is doing for the accounting profession!

how does iMessage still not have a “schedule send” option?.

Consumers make the economy go round; let’s all thank someone today who’s a reckless spender. Our investment accounts depend on them.

I swear, you’ll pass by someone at a mall one time who you don’t even notice and later that day Facebook will be suggesting to add them as a friend.

Can someone with a Costco membership please buy me a gold bar?.

I swear I get more sunburnt in New York than Florida…. Any idea why?!.