Nice to see Ben Stiller whisking up some chocolate romance in Sainsburys @RedHourBen #ValentinesDay2022

Genuinely can’t concentrate on #thenewsquiz as too distracted trying to work out if the canned laughter is the same track on repeat or various tracks being mixed up

Sue Gray about to submit her report when news comes in of a new knees-up at #10

Always find it hard watching leftie Emily Thornberry on Tv when I remember she owns a £4.5m property portfolio in Surrey and sends her son to a selective school outside her constituency 🤷‍♀️#bbcqt

Are #bbcqt actually doing a shout-out for the unvaccinated to attend the audience? Wtf

BREAKING: ONS confirms that R-rate for Downing Street parties now dangerously high at 3.7

There’s a lot of alcohol and flesh on show for a Muslim country. Seems money trumps morals in the UAE #insidedubai

There was me thinking ladies days were restricted to the likes of Rhino’s in Skegness on August bank holiday? Where, I imagine, party planner Chris cut his teeth #insidedubai

Just exhibiting art doesn’t mean a place is cultured 🤷‍♂️#insidedubai

Think I’ll prob give that Dubai holiday a miss, having watched #insidedubai

“We had one of Dubais influential influencers in the salon”. 🤣 #insidedubai

TVCC seem a bit angry. I’m def a Navarro kinda person #CheerNetflix

Yeh but has anyone ever seen Sue Gray and Jackie Weaver in the same room?

Just asked my daughter if she ate her lunch at school and she said “you’ll have to ask Sue Gray “. She’s 4

At school when a mate asked for the H2O and you reply ‘only if you pass the Sodium Chloride’

Him - What more could he have done? Us - Get fu*%ing vaccinated! 🤬 #Djokovic #DjokovicOut

Loving the feel of my new Australian visa #Djokovic

The tractor would have pulled that out if his handbrake was off 🤣 #granddesigns

Can’t read article by @GavinMairs about how rugby must be on free-to-air TV as it’s behind Telegraph paywall 🙄 @davidflatman

Always wondered how Mugatu got his do #zoolandee #royalvariety #rvs #varietyshow