The Roman Puntiff
@ThePuntiff
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Rescuer of souls and greyhounds who loves puns, as well as anything Notre Dame and basketball.
Ohio, USA
Joined February 2021
Now I know where Jesus was when he said: "He who has ears ought to hear.".
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I just stopped at a stop sign and I am surrounded by cornfields. I feel like i'm being stalked.
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The circus performer pulled his trapezius muscle and now he is flying high on pain meds.
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I felt like a dinghy yesterday when I tried to buy a boat on sail but didn't have enough money.
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27 years ago today I was ordained a priest. 27 years of blessings.
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When two pigs had dated for a lengthy period of time and became more serious, the female pig said to her suitor: "Don't go bacon my heart.".
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In college I only could afford eating Spam and never cared much for it. Not sure why all these years later they continue sending me emails.
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I love Mexican food. Them chicken case of ideas are so good.
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I asked @SrTeresam if she was ever going to stop harassing me and she responded: "Nun-thing is impossible.".
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I have been drinking this daily for many years and my IQ has not increased. False advertising?
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A fire broke out in a beautiful church in our area today. Even the steeple collapsed. So sad. Prayers for the faith community.
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The butcher got fired for not being able to keep up. He backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind on the job.
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The antique dealer was soda lighted when he came upon a vintage Pepsi lamp.
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I still believe it's one of the most underrated miracles. How all the animals in Noah's Ark came in pears.
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