[. ] so HE gave the ElePHPant the tablets of the covenant law, inscribed by the finger of the PHP God. #php

PHP Commandment #3 - Don't use the same name for different symbols. protected $fooBar;.public function fooBar(){} // eww.

PHP Commandment #2 - Don't use static. #php.

PHP Commandment #1 - Don't use variable &$references. #php.