David Schwarz
@TheOx05
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Former AFL player, multi media personality, public speaker, MC and presenter, partner of Assembled Media and partner of My Hab
Melbourne
Joined May 2011
Great to be joining my old mate @theschibecsta and Craig Hart on @1116sen from 8am this morning with our new show Point Of View. Tune in and give us your point of view. Looking forward to speaking to Richmond and Collingwood Supporters. ❤️💙
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That one time that @TheOx05 beat @MarkAllenGolf on the golf course, and years later, Marko is still banging on about it and how he was 'robbed'. Hear the story on todays bonus @TalkBirdie_ToMe podcast here:
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Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen are former Golf Tour Pros who talk golf each week on the Talk Birdie To Me Podcast
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Demons legend David 'The Ox' Schwarz calls for a review into the performance of Simon Goodwin and the @melbournedemons coaching staff. Video here: https://t.co/MpPwr0JTcC
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Spoiler. Perth.
Which Australian city has the 'most beautiful people' according to @TheOx05 ? Slightly bizarre observation but that's the big guy for you. He reveals to @MarkAllenGolf on this weeks @OxandMarko podcast. https://t.co/Rk64G6jH7f
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A TV 'theme' on today's @OxandMarko pod. We discuss @7NewsAustralia introducing horoscopes (below). Hilarious but also insane, the Pisces one does not apply to the 7 News Boss. And Ox names what he says is the best TV show of the last 20 years. https://t.co/63QA3dI0eb
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Ox is back from Bali! Did he get 6 colonics in a row? We find out. He's relaxed, but it's not all plain sailing as there's a suspension handed out to the big guy for bad behaviour. And Marko's pissed off with councils. Who'd have thought.
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Couple of Blokes
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So Ox is pretty proud of his new segment 'Ox the Statman'. But @MarkAllenGolf & Third Man have spotted a problem & confront Ox. There are denials, defenses, raised voices, it's an all round mess. This weeks ep of the 'Couple of Blokes' pod at the link.
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Couple of Blokes
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It's June 30 and EOFY. This 60-second ad (link below) is a cracking tax deduction. Have a listen, you know you need this.
It's EOFY and Ox's Handy Sandy could be a tax deduction. Hear Ox and Marko's 60-second award winning radio ad for the Hand Sandy here, and remember EOFY finishes today! https://t.co/Qm5RlEmg6c
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Bloody fines...
A big episode of the pod today. We discover that @TheOx05 has $8,000 (not a misprint) in unpaid fines! He explains why. And @MarkAllenGolf has a secret fantasy to do with massages. Puuurrrrr. Listen to ep71 here:
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Okay so this was awkward. @TheOx05 talks about a bucks night that went pear-shaped for a very specific reason, and @MarkAllenGolf takes us massively to 'wrongtown'. Listen here:
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Podcast Episode · Couple of Blokes · 18/06/2024 · 48m
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So @MarkAllenGolf's coffee order at Mackas was made incorrectly. He believes it's a slippery slope to criminality and he needs to line up the kid who made the coffee so they learn from it. @TheOx05 agrees. Third Man doesn't. Your thoughts? Listen here: https://t.co/63QA3dI0eb
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Breaking News from @TheOx05 on today's pod (Ep70). Ox reveals that former Vic Premier Dan Andrews is moving to his suburb, and Ox is worried about what it means for his golf club. He explains on the pod here: https://t.co/63QA3dHsoD
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On this weeks pod, with winter here & biting hard in the southern states, @TheOx05 asks why the actual temp and 'feels like' are different, & what purpose it serves? @MarkAllenGolf explains saying: 'I'm a weather & space nerd'. Concerning. Listen here:
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Couple of Blokes
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A fun pod today, except for @TheOx05's weather chat, and @MarkAllenGolf advocating putting Third Man's dog down (not gonna happen btw). But we do discuss misspelt signs, one of the team saw this one which was funny and ironic. Hear the pod here: https://t.co/63QA3dI0eb
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Go Dees!
Big weekend of AFL and @TheOx05 and @MarkAllenGolf are up and about given Ox's @melbournefc and Marko's @CollingwoodFC face off on Monday. The boys preview the weekends round of footy today on a 'Couple of Blokes' bonus pod. https://t.co/63QA3dI0eb
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Why is @MarkAllenGolf dreaming of Willy Wonka, and perhaps more disturbingly, why is he having dreams of a slightly more risque nature following the Wonka ones. He and @TheOx05 discuss on todays pod here: https://t.co/63QA3dI0eb
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You don't want to see this picture. Hear the story of the burnt ball bag on the podcast at the link below.
If you've heard today's pod (here: https://t.co/63QA3dHsoD) you will have heard a convo about @TheOx05's unnamed mate who has an issue with his groinage region. The pic is VERY graphic. Do you want us to post it or not? The pod team is voting no btw.
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Fun ep today of the @OxandMarko pod. Ox watched the Tom Brady roast & loved it. He & @MarkAllenGolf ask why don't we have 'roasts' here, and what Aussies we should roast. Plus Ox & Marko share beauty regimes (apologies in advance, it's true). Listen here: https://t.co/63QA3dHsoD
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Radio ad for my new business idea below. Let me know if you've heard it on @1116sen yet.
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