Moby Dick
@TheOnlyMoby
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Whales live a long, long, LONG time....
It's over....everyone's dead.... Literally everyone is dead. Except the whale...and me. I'm clutching Queequeg's coffin....
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Forget this. I'm tired of them chasing me. I'm after them now. Are you ready @CAPTAINREVENGE
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THEY'RE ATTACKING ME. Okay so I tried this tactic to scare them away but it didn't work. Soooo instead I bit Ahab's boat in half. HA
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He's getting closer. I can feel it. Time to sharpen my teeth. I'M KIDDING! (maybe)
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Just saw this. Are you trying to read me allegorically while telling other people not to read me allegorically???
I couldn't fit this in a tweet so I screencapped it. @Twitter maybe raise the limit again? I have a story to tell 🙄 Here are some musings. I could probably go on and on about this, honestly. Is it because it's so full of meaning? OR is it because there's no meaning at all....
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I'm legendary for a reason, you know :P
[Every ship we see:] Us: HAVE YOU SEEN MOBY DICK Them: no Ahab: CURSES
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You can't prove anything
@TheOnlyMoby Is this a joke???? You're EVIL. You're SENTIENT!! You did everything on PURPOSE
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Did they tell you that I'm probably the biggest sperm whale that ever lived?? Well, I am. Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too :)
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Ishmael will probably tell youthe best way to know what whales look like is to go whaling but...please don't do that here are some lovely pics of whales for ur viewing pleasure :) these could even be pics of me! you don't know! And look! I'm nice to people! (who are nice to me)
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Yes, okay so it was me that #dismasted Ahab. But like....can he chill??? it was ONE time!
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