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she/her. Misanthrope. Big black boots Long brown hair She's so sweet With her get back stare. Nazis, TERFs, bigots of any kind - fuck off! BLM. Venmo😍 @E-F-G-H

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7 years
fuck TERFs. #sistersnotcisters.
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2 years
oh god fuck RIP sinéad.
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2 years
I found a playlist on spotify called 'songs that feel like iris by the goo goo dolls' and I got excited. but then it turns out they didn't mean it in the way where it's angsty songs that slash fandom was obsessed with in the early aughties. 😔.
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2 years
Me every time I vacuum under the bed and every eyemask that either of us own is hiding underneath
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2 years
how much to cook, like for a family, for a whole orphanage. --- babes, it does. that's the serving info, frankie baby.
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2 years
frnk telling an amusing anecdote about cooking 2 boxes of lasagna noodles to make lasagna last week and it was way too much. goes on to laugh and say that he knows that mustʻve been what happened with the guy in nj. and then a mini rant about how the box of pasta doesn't tell you.
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2 years
also, even though heʻs a lying liar who lies and we all know it, they just asked him about potential for more mcr and heʻs doing a big ʻI have no ideaʻ answer.
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2 years
why is frnk lisping? itʻs so cute but weird Iʻm dying did he have dental work done or something? I have listened to this man talk a.lot. and Iʻm like gaslighting myself right now, like has he always had an ʻsʻ lisp?.
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2 years
idk if anyone is watching frnk live on ig rn talking about adjacent. but a) it is so awkward with the lagging/overlapping and tbh idk who the third guy is but heʻs got ashl*y gav*n of all people with hiim??? and itʻs just a weird vibe. but b) MORE IMPORTANTLY,.
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2 years
RT @LazarusLong13: YOU ARE NOT ALONE. So besides the 46% reporting they still wear masks in wsbgnl's tweet 👇, here is 50% of Americans rep….
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2 years
and one day we'll get nostalgic for disaster.
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2 years
RT @sincerelyivy: nutmeg the cat from dca passed away and i am not well at all.
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2 years
can't believe the emotional rollercoaster of finding out rebel wilson is queer + surprise partner and baby (and following her on ig) and then seeing her post an absolutely repulsive selfie wearing a thin blue line cap 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 (and unfollowing her on ig). disgusting.
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2 years
Good lord 😅 #MyTwitterAnniversary
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2 years
gen z is really something else. I watched Birdcage with my youngest sister tonight. I love her to absolute pieces. But she just. didn't. think it was funny??? It's literally one of the few comedies I've loved enough to own. I laughed literally all night. my asthma is mad now.
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2 years
hearing a newly recorded unreleased joan jett song live >>>>>> 😍.
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2 years
RT @DLPReport: 🎂 Today we celebrate 31 years of Magic! Euro Disney opened on this day in 1992.
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RT @lisa_iannattone: Ok guys, it’s time for me to tell you about something very enlightening that I read in a book recently:. 75% of people….
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