The Office Quotes
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The best quotes from #TheOffice. In no way affiliated with NBC.
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Joined October 2011
all I want is someone that looks at me the way Mose looks at his scarecrow girlfriend
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the ultimate St. Patrick’s day fit
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I don’t care what I get for Christmas as long as it’s wrapped in this 🤣🤣 get it here —> https://t.co/TKz91NCS5A
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- Michael Scott
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take...
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when you sold all your Dogecoin at 3 cents so you could buy some cheese balls
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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky” - Michael Scott
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This will forever be the greatest video ever
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the office debuted 16 years ago today 🥲
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bank account: +$1400 me after 12 minutes of online shopping:
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Creed Bratton when he was young 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
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why is this so uncomfortable to look at 😂
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the only Valentine’s cards that matter
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this move will singlehandedly win the Super Bowl tonight
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GameStop joining Amazon, Google and Tesla as a Fortune 500 company
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