The Noisy Elephant
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There are no words, Josephine.
Australia
Joined August 2024
Dave @Dave991166D, we know the difference between your attempted conflation and utter stupidity. So let's finish you off in two short bites: 1/. Apple: Anika Wells is an ACTUAL MINISTER doing an actual job in a REAL portfolio. Did you feel that cupcake, ouch. 2/. Orange with
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Is Liberal scribe James Campbell possessed, two personalities, or just weird? Read below, you decide.
MURDOCH MEDIA IS COOKED YET, on or about the same day, James "I am a donut" Campbell wrote "CHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA" - Anika Wells. Because Campbell is a duplicitous warble. Courtesy of @OldSchoolTieSir
https://t.co/e0vp7RMPTw THEN: "Vanishing act: The Anika Wells expenses
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Ben Fordham, the human knob rot has ranted "Anika Smells - Growing calls to sack big spending minister"... He doesn't state WHO the "growing calls" are from and failed to realise that Anika is WAY down the list of 'big spenders' - As usual, the plop jock is delusional. But
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Mother finds 13-year-old, missing for 6 months after #socialmediaban implemented. Doris (Surname suppressed) "He was under the bed with a charger and an iPhone he stole from Apple and a massive bag of burger rings" She added "It is great to have him back, although if I dare say
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Elon musk on #DOGE "We were a little bit successful" DOGE has disbanded with eight months left to its mandate, the Office of Personnel Management Director Scott Kupor told Reuters earlier this month. DOGE claimed to have slashed tens of billions of dollars in expenditures, but
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@TheNoisyTrunk ššš, imagine those two getting pissed together
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Malcolm Roberts to take a bartending course to help him get along with Barnaby Joyce.
Now listenādonāt you dare say that #MalcolmRoberts is crazy. Thereās no proof of that. None! You show me the proof. You canāt, can you? No one's got it. Not the scientists. Not the media. Not NASA. Not the lizard people. NO ONE. Okay... maybe he's a little confused. Sure, he
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Oh look ā Captain Context @pcet2022 has arrived with his next chapter of āI Googled a Term Once, Therefore I Am an Expert.ā Letās walk through your tantrum slowly so you donāt trip over your own shoelaces again: 1ļøā£ āOn coming into government Albo adopted Scott Morrison's
@DenSusDon You have no idea how your own Welfare Policy operates. You have been provided with links on other threads, to information about how the Privatised Mutual Obligation Policy works - but you were too lazy to read them? You now look like a goose. Please take just 5 minutes of your
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#ComCar gets left waiting, but by WHOM?
Guess who... Got a #ComCar and made it wait, and charged the tax payer nearly $1,000 (In 2017 dollars!) Guess who... Charged the taxpayer for flights to LIBERAL PARTY FUNDRAISERS? "Peter Dutton Has Been Charging Taxpayers For Flights Coinciding With Fundraisers" - Just like
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Hundreds of thousands of under-16s are planning a protest after discovering they aren't allowed to buy cigarettes or booze on Tik Tok. One youth leader declared, "This is a major overarch and I did the maffs onit, init, aye." Another explained, "YouTube was the only place I
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Guess who... Got a #ComCar and made it wait, and charged the tax payer nearly $1,000 (In 2017 dollars!) Guess who... Charged the taxpayer for flights to LIBERAL PARTY FUNDRAISERS? "Peter Dutton Has Been Charging Taxpayers For Flights Coinciding With Fundraisers" - Just like
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Cupcake @Leahym34Some, soup reheater. Facts aren't your thing. Delusion is. Here are the facts. In the May 2023 Budget, the government raised working-age payments (including JobSeeker) by A$40 per fortnight - ā
CHECK https://t.co/2l9UglGNaX You've been educated AND #Trunked
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You seem a LOT bitter. Have a little sleep.
@TheNoisyTrunk You seem a little upset. Lets check the facts one by one - In 2022 did PM Albo vote for and pass the Workforce Australia Legislation through parliament? Answer - Yes. Do you agree? #auspol
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Now listenādonāt you dare say that #MalcolmRoberts is crazy. Thereās no proof of that. None! You show me the proof. You canāt, can you? No one's got it. Not the scientists. Not the media. Not NASA. Not the lizard people. NO ONE. Okay... maybe he's a little confused. Sure, he
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Malcolm Roberts to take a bartending course to help him get along with Barnaby Joyce.
Now listenādonāt you dare say that #MalcolmRoberts is crazy. Thereās no proof of that. None! You show me the proof. You canāt, can you? No one's got it. Not the scientists. Not the media. Not NASA. Not the lizard people. NO ONE. Okay... maybe he's a little confused. Sure, he
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How Tony Abbott made YOU pay for šļøāāļø Dr. Hardbody-RevānāRort's 3rd Ferrari and his wife's "Personal Trainers"š
#NOISY Health Tony Abbott failed as a PM ā but did you know he also shovelled MASSIVE amounts of taxpayer cash straight into the pockets of private specialists? Because of course he did. Itās the Liberal Party way: FUND. THE. RICH. The Guardian headline spells it out:
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Little #timwilson posted a timmy flex that #ZoeDaniel once voted Laborā¦ Which is funny, because Labor just annihilated his mob in a landslide. š Reminder: Voting Labor in 2019 = smart. Running for the Libs in 2025 = oopsies. We reckon Timmy secretly voted Labor too ā deep
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#NoisySundayRoast š„© Steve Price: A Nutcase With a Microphone now slapping words into The Herald Sun This weekās roast begins with a sizzling opener from Price in the Herald - May 31, 2025: "Our Prime Minister is a multi-millionaire ā with a $4.3m beach house ā but despite his
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