“Eᴠᴇɴ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛɪᴍᴇs, I’ᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ.” ↱Pᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #ꜰɪꜰᴛʏ. ↱Yᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ. ↱ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. ↱ ꜱᴛʀɪᴄᴛʟʏ 18+ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ♡ ᴀɴᴅ ↺.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

His coworker just now, teasing him: “Stop flirting with customers!” Him: “But she’s here every weekend and always makes me laugh!” Me: “It was a weird way to propose but the answer is yes.” Bahahahhaha.

My favorite barista at the Barnes & Noble cafe I usually frequent every weekend just gave me a free cake cop and then gave me 50% off my drink and said that I’m his favorite customer. Well, make me cry while you’re at it, why don’t ya!

It really was!

I got flowers from a customer at work yesterday. I guess I’m doing alright then.

Reminder that @LittleDollSav is my favorite person.

Fuck yeah!

No new year, new me bullshit. I will continue being an absolute menace to society.

Happy birthday, @SanctifyThySin! Have a wonderful day!

I just saw the new Avatar movie. Oh boyyyy these movies are some of my favorites. I know they aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I absolutely love the cinematography and the music in them.

Playing the game of “Is it fireworks or am I getting shot at?”.

The best thing about 2025 is that I survived it.

Kinda wanna change my FC again…

Someone tell me not to buy more books. Barnes & Noble is having a huge sale and my bank account just ran for cover.

Happy birthday, @LittleDollSav!!!!!!!! I love you! May your day be filled with good vibes, good books, and everything else in between.

This just made me snort laugh. Bahahaha.

ᴀᴄɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏ; ʙᴀᴄᴋɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ɴᴏᴀʜ ꜰʟʏɴɴ, ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ; ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜʟʟ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ.

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts, isn’t it?

Go read. I wrote some more.

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? "Beat it. We're closed.”