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Oklahoma State lost to South Alabama. The two best teams are not playing in the Big 12 championship. OU deserves to be in Dallas. They are better than OSU.
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OK but really if someone hadn't blown what should have been an obvious call for illegal procedure before the Land Run of 1889 you all wouldn't even have a mascot.
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I just can’t get over how unfortunate it is that this K-State/OU series, which dates all the way back to 1908, will end because K-State made the selfish decision to stay in the Big 12 and didn’t tell anyone until after that choice had been made. Just really sad, you guys.
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Here's the thing though. If you've praised Gundy during his
#OKState
tenure for being a "builder of men" who "encourages players to stand up for what they believe in", you can't blame them when they actually do it.
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BREAKING: Oklahoma State announces immediate affiliation with Oklahoma 8-Man Football Association (OEMFCA). Cowboys to host Velma-Alba at Boone Pickens Stadium to open 2023 non-conference season.
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My favorite part about all these Sooner fans telling Oklahoma State fans that they’ll never cheer for OSU ever again is how they all seem to be operating under the assumption that anyone from OSU gives a shit.
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My Boone story - I was changing into my Pete gear in the northeast tunnel and he comes down to be acknowledged on the video board or something. Anyway, he comes over, looks at my Pete gear and says, "and people accuse me of having a big head", then walks away.
#okstate
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Yes, I cannot imagine the economic impact 12 hours of lost sales to visiting OU fans every other year will have on Stillwater’s mom-and-pop stores since the Sooners are well known for clearing the shelves of all orange inventory each time the town is blessed by their presence.
Oklahoma State University and its fanbase may not care about Bedlam.
But you know who will?
Stillwater's economy when Sooner fans aren't coming to town in 2024, 2026 and beyond.
If OkSt wasn't so butthurt about a business decision, they'd do something smart for business.
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THERE IS ONLY ONE… Oklahoma team that has scored on and beaten Texas.
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The kid in front of me keeps screaming “I can’t believe this is happening” and oh, you sweet, sweet summer child. To know Oklahoma State is to know disappointment.
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I’m not a “Fire Everyone” guy, but this is a “Fire At Least A Few People” kind of performance.
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Sooner fans sure seem to care a lot about telling us how little they care about not making it to the title game.
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I covered this game. Joe Kines' best quote (and one of the best quotes I've ever heard from any coach) in the postgame: "Our defense played weaker than my wife's iced tea. I love my wife, but my wife's tea is shit."
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I hope your day does absolutely nothing to improve, guy flying OU flags on every window of your SUV who tailgated me pretty aggressively on a two-lane portion of 51 but who I saw pulled over 20 minutes later outside Yale.
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I... kind of want to just drive over to Gallagher-Iba, sit there by north entrance where Eddie would so often nod his head on his way in at us idiots who were freezing their asses off for a basketball game days in advance, and cry. Dramatic, but that's where I'm at right now.
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When Mike Boynton said “we’re going to hang a banner in this arena” at his introductory presser, I think a lot of people (myself included) rolled their eyes. When he said it on the mic just a moment ago, I think I believe him.
#okstate
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I’ve never seen Gundy so loose, which means
#OKState
is either winning a natty or going winless and there will be no in-between.
Mike Gundy showing
@Ben_Hutchens_
how to do a one-armed push-up.
“That’s how Rocky does it. You need to stop watching Spongebob and watch that.”
#OKState
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Showklahoma State?
#okstate
#Flips4Ever
Can someone design a Sam Show hat flip silhouette shirt so I can buy it already? Thanks.
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“BAKER MAYFIELD IS A DAMN AMERICAN HERO FOR PLANTING THAT FLAG AT OHIO STATE.”
“HOW DARE THOSE KIDS RUSH THE COURT AT THEIR OWN UNIVERSITY.”
Regards,
OU Fan
#okstate
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Real good look for your COO,
@TheChurchStudio
.
At least Ronnie’s clown suit is appropriate.
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The quality of the image is poor, but pictured in this intersection of
#OKState
history is Frank Eaton, demonstrating proper gun handling to a young Eddie Sutton (in the letter jacket), ca. 1955.
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Sooner Fans: Well, OSU’s softball title really doesn’t mean that much because it’s only a tournament championship.
Also Sooner Fans: Hell yeah, brother, Big 12 baseball champions.
*I absolutely think tournament championships are valid and extremely difficult to win.
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I'd say it probably had more to do with 3 OU turnovers, surrendering 4.2 yards per carry to the nation's top rusher and allowing a QB who wasn't even named starter until 4 games into the season to outplay a Heisman candidate, but potato, pohtahtoh. Cry more.
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Andrea Riley. 45-point performance against a stacked Sooner team that came to Stillwater riding a 9-year win streak against
#OKState
, in front of a sold out GIA crowd that’s still the largest audience to have ever watched a women’s sporting event in the state of Oklahoma.
Happy National Girls & Women in Sports Day🤠
Who is your favorite Cowgirl of all time?🤠⬇️
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I was told there would be advantageous officiating for Oklahoma State.
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Brock Martin’s Twitter beef with this dude who’s done everything but post current pictures of himself wearing his high school letter jacket is absolutely the entertainment I needed tonight.
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Your weekly reminder why Baylor can just go ahead and lose them all.
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I hope people realize what a damn good coach Kenny Gajewski is.
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What kills me is that Gundy’s
#OKState
used to at least be a program that seemed to have an edge, between the mullet, the uniforms, the hurry-up offense and all that. But now it feels like the program is stagnant at best and declining in reality, and there’s no urgency to fix it.
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I’d say the tight sidelines at BPS aren’t any more dangerous than a 260-pound defensive end looking to get in a cheap shot on a renegade edge blitz when the offense is just trying to run let time expire.
#teasippingkermit
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Also I still can’t get over the rando who bought the seats beside mine, who looked me dead in the eyes during the pregame and said “I just want to apologize in advance if I slap your ass. Sometimes I get too excited so just a head’s up .”
And then he sure did on the Green TD.
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Hunziker just said “I guess I just expected more than I should have. I dunno.” on the postgame and that was about the saddest thing I’ve ever heard uttered in my life.
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Weird.
@OKSTProbs
You’ll never see pictures of OU rushing the field.
Tells you all you need to know about this.
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Halftime thoughts: I just can’t get over how unfortunate it is that this TCU/OU series, which dates all the way back to 1944, will end because TCU made the selfish decision to stay in the Big 12 and didn’t tell anyone until after that choice had been made. It’s sad, you guys.
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The enduring flow of tears from Sooner Twitter over the officiating last night is just a damn delight.
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I just hope whenever it is that Mike Gundy and
#OKState
part ways, we as a fanbase get over this "we have to find one of our own" bullshit and hire someone who has zero knowledge of the series history and thus doesn't suffer the same Bedlam handicap.
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If the
#OKState
student section doesn’t shout “O-K” in response to OU fans’ “Boomer” every time they try to get that chant going, I’ll be disappointed.
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OU Fans: Well I don't understand how anyone can be mad at us for moving to the SEC without telling any of you. After all, it's just business.
Also OU Fans:
How are things going in Norman?
“Traitor” banners posted on OU’s seed sower statue and at the front of the stadium hours after Lincoln Riley leaves
#Sooners
for USC job.
Pics grabbed by
@TevisHillisTV
.
@NewsOn6
@NEWS9
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I’m not sure if people are understanding yet how absurdly superior this facility is going to be. Sure, OSU has a lot of jewels already, but in looking at O’Brate relative to its competition, I don’t think it’s a stretch to say it is the finest collegiate stadium in the country.
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I’ve never wanted to beat the shit out of anyone on behalf of a grown man before, but I’m getting there.
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"Greeeeeaaaaaaaaat." - The Guy Who Has To Reposition
#OKState
's Other 51 Championship Banners in Gallagher-Iba, Probably
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“Football season is going to be such a nice reprieve from the stress of these past few months.”
- 10:59 a.m. Me
#OKState
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With the three-game season sweep in Bedlam, Jim Littell's Cowgirls have beaten the Sooners as many times in the past 90 days as the program did between 1998 and 2013.
#OKState
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I feel like Yor Anei is our reward for all the times we were promised that Aaron Pettway, Kenny Cooper, Ibrahima Thomas, Philip Jurick, Marek Soucek, Anthony Allen, Yankuba Sima - who else am I missing? - were all on the verge of being breakout big men.
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If I’m Gundy, I’m calling a presser for tomorrow morning, looking all the reporters in the eye and saying, “Screw all of you for not giving Chuba the respect he deserved in 2019. The 2020 Heisman campaign begins right now.” He owes that much to Hubbard.
#OKState
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Also just give people what they REALLY want and call it a day.
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The groundhog saw it’s shadow which I guess means six more weeks of OU fans going full meltdown every time Lincoln Riley or Caleb Williams take a breath.
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OU Fans: *fanning selves and clutching pearls* Why, my stars! We would never say a disparaging word about anyone formerly affiliated with OU should they depart.
Also OU Fans: IT’S BEEN 625 DAYS, 19 HOURS AND 37 MINUTES SINCE THAT BASTARD OUT WEST LEFT US AND WE HOPE HE DIES.
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Might be the year I finally throat-punch the old bastard who comes to the tailgate every other year, dressed head to toe in crimson while enjoying of the hospitality, all the while telling everybody how he got his degrees from OSU in the 70s but he’s always been an OU fan.
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After processing all afternoon, I think my real takeaway is that being proud of Chuba for taking a stand - regardless of if you agree or not - and being proud of Gundy for listening - regardless of if you agree or not - don't have to be mutually exclusive.
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I guess it’s that time of year when a bunch of
#OKState
senior pics start popping up on my feed, so heed my annual warning:
You fools. Tack on another degree. Never graduate. Stay in Stillwater as long as possible. The Strip is temporary. Corporate America is forever.
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I'd forgotten somebody once asked me to make Mike Gundy into a painting.
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“Wail dontchu Cowboys want OU to ween fer state prahd?”
“No, you slack-jawed hillbilly at Target, no I don’t.”
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If I'm Eskimo Joe's, I'm making a speculative move, replacing cheese fries with poutine and calling it the "No. 30 Special".
🇨🇦
#OKState
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Guys, I’m not at all trying to be In My Day Man or X Coach Was or Wasn’t Whatever, but THIS IS HOW MARCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR OKLAHOMA STATE.
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@WampumMining
@TheMikeHarris
There’s a bedlam trophy. OU won the trophy by winning the series. 91-20-7
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What if I told you that Texas has fewer home wins against Top 25 teams dating back to 2010 than
#OKState
had last season alone?
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Been a long time since an
#OKState
sporting event made me filled me with anticipation to the point of nausea, but I see you, Elite Eight game against St. Joe's.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but if you've spent the past months boasting about how you happily ignore basic COVID-related recommendations in the name of patriotism and other such hot garbage, your crying about
#OKState
Homecoming being canceled is basically invalid.
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I see all these soon-to-be
#OKState
grads celebrating the end of their college tenures because it means and end to homework and exams.
Oh you poor, sweet babies. Stay. Stay as long as you can. Be a 10th-year senior. Change your major immediately. Tack on a minor. Never graduate.
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“This team might suck… but they might go undefeated 🤷” is the most accurate assessment I’ve seen in any recap thus far.
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91-20-7 eats at me zero while it's blatantly obvious that 27-24 is eating at Oklahoma very much. Cry more.
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That poor OSU kid with the inflatable reindeer costume who’s been the source of Sooner mockery for years has been vindicated for all time.
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Most important win in school history? Oooooh, I dunno… arguable, but even in the Gundy era, I might go:
1) Bedlam 2011
2) Fiesta Bowl 2012
3) Fiesta Bowl 2022
4) Mizzou 2008
5) Texas A&M 2011
6) Baylor 2013
7) TCU 2015
8) Texas 2010
9) Nebraska 2007
10) Bedlam 2014
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Can we all just stop giving Breckyn Hager a free pass for being a garbage person by saying he’s “an emotional player”?
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Curiously but not unexpectedly absent: a diploma.
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If this isn’t the most embarrassing loss of Gundy’s career, it’s up there. And it isn’t even that OSU lost, but how they lost. It’s clear this team is totally rudderless.
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I would pay money for the full Bedlam game in raw field-level footage - and then force everyone to watch because I don't think they 1) realize just how loud it actually gets down there, and 2) understand just how fast the game is when you're watching it at eye level.
We'll put our resume against anyone.
2⃣ wins over
@CFBPlayoff
top-10
4⃣ wins over
@AP_Top25
#LetsRide
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By my count, Chuba is responsible for 713 of
#OKState
's 1,593 total yards during this 4-game win streak. Heisman voters who were so high on UW's Taylor bc he "shouldered more of the offensive load" need to reevaluate-especially now that Hubbard is involved in the passing attack.
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You guys are too busy moaning about OSU getting the dog beaten out of them to see the real problem. Obviously the only reason Stetson is destroying us is because they’re more familiar with the wind conditions in Deland AND IT IS JUST SO UNFAIR.
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I would take any win but I would take beating the shit out of OU in their own gym even more.
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I’ve got no lost love for A&M and zero sympathy for their roster situation. Let’s make this humiliating, Cowboys.
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