TheMaxisms Profile Banner
max emerson Profile
max emerson

@TheMaxisms

Followers
175K
Following
30K
Media
818
Statuses
8K

writer/actor/friend to wild things. link has my novels SPARKLE CLUB, HOT SISSY, film HOOKED and more

Pacific Palisades, CA
Joined July 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
7 days
Brb gunna get wine drunk
14
30
1K
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
10 days
Is the U.S. even gunna let me back in when I decide to go home?
4
2
40
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
16 days
Out
@lady_valor_07
LadyValor
17 days
i’m at five guys with $5 wtf can i get????
2
1
34
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
17 days
Wait- this is in my hometown?!
0
4
99
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
17 days
Mini me!
@PopTingz
Pop Tingz
18 days
Reese Witherspoon shares adorable photo with her daughter.
2
1
57
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
18 days
I’m finally done! This was the final straw - Anyone wanna come over and burn all our Bill Clinton merch together?
7
4
135
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
18 days
I just call and order my food for pickup like it’s the 90s
@kevinxu
Kevin Xu
18 days
$45 for 1 pizza. how can families afford this?
19
5
895
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
22 days
Never forget that reagan was one of the worst presidents of all time
@mattxiv
matt
23 days
so close! ronald reagan actually facilitated the mass death of a generation of gay people
1
5
60
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
2 months
Plazer? Bluffer?
@mackweldon
Mack Weldon
3 months
Introducing a new kind of blazer: Sharp, weather-resistant, and engineered with lightweight Thinsulate® fill.
2
1
4
@BrendanNyhan
Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan on 🟦☁️)
2 months
Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
2K
6K
56K
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
2 months
Today is a nice day to be online
3
1
57
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
2 months
Spot the puppy
9
22
946
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
2 months
On da strip for the week
75
182
10K
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
2 months
Giant evil corporation does something icky. Wow.
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
2 months
Coca-Cola’s annual Christmas advert is AI-generated again this year. The company says they used even fewer people to make it — “We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope… The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in”
1
3
56
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
2 months
Felt cute. Might burgle some hams later idk
3
9
304
@smalls2672
Boston Smalls
3 months
Democrats have to do this. This has to be a key policy going forward.
@politvidchannel
PoliticsVideoChannel
3 months
BREAKING: Australia has passed a Bill that will limit the total spending on a party by billionaires like Elon Musk to Just $50,000 This will ban billionaires from single-handedly buying Elections in Australia.
2K
8K
78K
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
3 months
Hotel gym was empty
51
181
4K
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
3 months
My mom said my new haircut makes me look handsome
588
307
22K
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
4 months
Did you know @johnvarvatos makes underwear? 📸 @danieljaems
29
233
4K
@TheMaxisms
max emerson
4 months
Excited that it’s chilly enough to wear jackets again!!!
21
31
1K