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@TheMatouAdopt

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@TheMatouAdopt
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3 days
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
3 days
I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
9 days
I can feel him awakening
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
1 month
I REMEMBERED THE PASSWORD YESSSSS.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
2 months
RT @TotallyAnArcher: Naturally, credit here is required
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2 months
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
2 months
Bum behaviour honestly.
@GRANdCypherCap
Gran!
2 months
No brah I just got up.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
2 months
🫑.
@Goddess_Lance
Artoria Pendragon
2 months
Listen man only like the last season is buns and young Sheldon is actually good.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
2 months
Should I put my worthless hours in it to make a proper Sheldon berserker.
@Goddess_Lance
Artoria Pendragon
2 months
I’ve seen all of it.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
2 months
I've never watched big bang theory btw.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
2 months
I am Bazinga
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
2 months
Bazinga.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
3 months
RT @BlueMysticEyes: I’ll hit you with my liquid.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
3 months
What the hell, sure.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
3 months
What the actual fuck are you on about.
@TheChairHater
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3 months
Well what if I just pinned you against the wall and made out with you, homosexual style?.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
3 months
I got business with your business. I hate these Shikis. .
@TheChairHater
β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘
3 months
Man shut the fuck up, god, coming into my business for no reason.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
3 months
"break my heart into pieces, this is my last resort" ahh bitch.
@TheChairHater
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3 months
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
3 months
@imaginesakuras OH MY GOD THIS IS THE 3RD FUCKING SAKURA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
3 months
Parodies are wothless and they should rot but not me though I'm better than all of them.
@MakeIsseiRoute
Justa Shiriel
3 months
Now, THIS is being in-character while giving people what they want.LEARN, parodies of twt!.
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@TheMatouAdopt
mayonnaise
3 months
JOKES ON YOU BITCHHHHHH
@KINGSMADKNIGHT
π•Άπ–“π–Žπ–Œπ–π–™ 𝖔𝖋 π–™π–π–Š π–‘π–†π–π–Š
3 months
* hey buddy you like flying? *. bYe. * Shinji gets absolutely tossed into the sky *.
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