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I want two things together, look between Y and O on your keyboard ๐ฅน
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The Her:
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They thought we wanted to win their mumu trophy ๐๐๐
We only came here to beat South Africa and laugh at Ghana bro
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Osimhen open IG Live, baba say โomo I no go lie, to win sweetโ ๐๐๐
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Hakimiโs Ex Wife when he was about to take the penalty:
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โWilliams sabi catch penaltyโ
Oya nau, make he go catch flight dey go house ๐๐
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โChelsea hasnโt beaten Man Utd since 2017โ
Cole Palmer:
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Messi no even get one jubilation style as e dey score for every match
Na person wey dey score once in a month dey jubilate like Chief Imam ๐ญ๐ญ
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โMake me sweatโฆMake me fall down, make me play PKโฆmake you go houseโฆโ ๐ถ๐ถ
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BELLA SHMURDA MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS!! ๐ช๐ฝโค๏ธ
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24hrs anniversary of being the new Amapiano owners!! ๐๐
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Girlfriend dey cheat, married woman dey cheat, pregnant wife sef dey cheat๐ญ๐ญ
If na 2hrs you dey use fear women per day, increase am to 6hrs o๐๐พ
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Ronaldo: *joins Saudi League*
Messi:
Messi: *joins MLS*
Ronaldo: โSaudi League is better than MLSโ
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How you go say Victor Osimhen video no dey available for my location? Na your countryman? ๐ญ๐ญ
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This tiktok trend wey dem dey put phone for ceiling go soon finish my data oh ๐ญ๐ญ
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Victor Boniface just won his first ever Bundesliga title with Bayer Leverkusen with zero losses. ๐ณ๐ฌโจ
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Ghana Jollof, made with Cameroon pepper & Antelope meat??
Fantastic feast ๐๐
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Cameroon say dem wan show us pepper, but na Yoruba boy dey score dem twice
Pepper pass pepper!! ๐๐ซต๐พ
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[At the polling unit]
Thug: โhafa come, you dey for GRV or Sanwo Eko?โ
Me: *disguising* โahn ahn see my Sanwo Olu cap naโ
Thug: โah washere, oya go voteโฆbut wait, ELLU PEEE!!โฆโ
Me: โSeventyโฆSevenโ ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Another set of people that make me laugh are the ones that think we will be silent if we had lost ๐๐๐
Welcome to TwitterNG, we will cook ourselves and the winners together ๐๐พ
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As long as Aki and Pawpaw neva do bouncers before, you go touch millions this year๐๐พ
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Nah, Arsenal using Odumoduโs song as Declan Rice announcement is the best announcement video Iโve ever seen ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ
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Imagine itโs Nigeria that hosting AFCON and we get knocked out in the group stages
AFCON don finish be that, make dem go play the rest for their respective countries ๐๐พ
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This one wey una be 5, una wan go enter sub marine?
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Iโm curious guys, does Simi even have haters at all? ๐
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โPut Garnacho, Put Garnachoโ like say na soup ingredient ๐ญ๐ญ
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Tinubu has given us more funny videos this week than Sabinus ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Na Kano, Kaduna and Katsina wan off the light wey dey the end of our tunnel but we go on Gen ๐๐พ
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After checking that igbo girls thread, all I can say is we are all ONE and e no go beta for who wan scatter us ๐๐พ
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Anytime wey we plan to cook Man Utd, Rashford go enter kitchen carry our gas ๐ญ๐ญ
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Here:
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Why was Ronaldo not scoring hat tricks when the Arabs were not fasting ??
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Dele gets arrested and son helps out with money to get him released, what has son done ?
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Sending boys with cane to flog Mohbad where he was making a video shoot with Zlatan is the worst thing Iโve seen in this industry man. Wtf!!
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After 5,000 comments and advise in Arabic, Salah still do wetin dey him mind๐๐
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Dear Lojay, na until I arrange boys for you? ๐ญ๐ญ
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โOn God, na one punch I go give your papaโฆtry am againโ
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Go home and use that 24hrs electricity to watch the rest of the AFCON ๐ซต๐พ
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When theyโre cooking you in the quotes but your tweet impression keeps multiplying:
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Scored the first goal, 1-0
Built up the second goal, 3-2
Caused the 3rd goal, 4-3
Scored the last free kick, 4-4!!
LIONEL MESSI,THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!! ๐๐ฅ
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Na country wey him artiste first use โAmapianoโ song get Grammy nomination be real owner of the genre oh
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Person wey just join twitter today go think say all of us nice for this app ๐๐๐
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Wizkid X Davido? Ayo donโt play with me๐ญ๐ญ
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Na 3 Guinea enter this AFCON, now na zero Guinea remain.
What happened? O Guinea?
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Arsenal 5-3 Barcelona
Barcelona 3-0 Real Madrid
Real Madrid 2-0 Man Utd
Man Utd 2-0 Arsenal
Football is too funny broo ๐๐๐
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โIdan, all power dey your hand, use am anyhowโ ๐๐พ
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Math set no even pass 800 naira, Ajax sell compass 100M for Man Utd ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Make we no lie, make we no steal, if I was Ronaldo Iโd sign for Al-Nassr too, $214M per year??? Bastad money ๐ญ๐ญ
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I mount Elon Musk till the kingdom come!! ๐๐พ
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Dear Angelique Kidjo, Iโm sorry but this time around, you go bow for the result oh ๐๐พ
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Real neegas donโt buy blue tick, we earn it ๐๐พ
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โI donโt know what else to say De Bruyne, just go in there and do your thing..โ
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E reach BlaqBonez turn to drop album, Rihanna, Drake, 21 Savage & Kodak Black wan drop on the same day๐ญ๐ญ
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You dey watch this same Messi wey all of us dey watch and you still think say Ronaldo sabi pass am?? Just dey play๐๐
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DJ Cuppy go engage boxer, incase Lerry wan do anyhow, dem go use punches clear him correct score๐ญ๐ญ
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Old wizkid don carry new wizkid phone dey cook๐ญ๐ญ
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Na woman wey โCalm Downโ go follow us win awards ๐
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Me seeing Lerry & Smallie having fun inside Lagos with Osimhen:
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Mbappe just scored two penalties in a game but nobody is saying Penbappe ๐๐
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When you just return from injury but youโre already carrying Davidoโs album:
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Just saw a video of Drake staking money on Argentina to win WC, after all our begging and warning, na wetin dey him mind he still do๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Talk to your door,
Communication is key
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Ola Of Lagos do video for Jet ad,
CEO wey produce Jet do video say the price wey Ola dey call am too high,
Ola sef do another video again to reply CEO
Moral of the story: โNo gree for anybodyโ
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Messi now has the record for the most liked post ever on IG!! ๐ฅถ๐ฅ
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I hate to say it butโฆ
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Your mates dey win world cup, you still dey find club wey go sign you. Dey play oh..just dey play ๐๐
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Messi don post like 3 times for IG today, na like that we go continue for one month, if you no like am, report us to Piers Morgan ๐๐พ
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Dear South Africans,
The last country to leave the AFCON between Nigeria & South Africa is the owner of Amapiano oh. No talk say we no talk ahead oh. Thanks and God bless๐๐พ
Signed,
Amapiano Management. โ๐ฝ
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Now that Messi & Ronaldo have now won a trophy each outside Europe, can Ronaldo at least put his World Cup trophy on the table? ๐คญ
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Wizkid unfollow everybody for IG, con leave only Naira Marley??
I no understand๐๐๐
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If you like, keep posting videos of Mohbad smoking or chilling with them, you see that justice, we go get am ๐ซต๐พ
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Taking them to school before assembly so they can copy their classmates >>>>
Between you and your partner who will solve this for your kids at home.. ?
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Declan Rice scored winning goal for Arsenal against Man Utd
Odumodu won Rookie of the year the same night๐ฅต๐ฅ
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STANLEY NWABALI ๐งค๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฅ
THE GREATEST THERE IS, THE GREATEST THERE WAS, THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE!!
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Asake perform โNo Competitionโ finish, e wan dey go, Davido call am back
OBO no wan hear say Mr Money no dey waste time๐๐
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