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micro saas acquirer. builder. occasionally right about things.

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@TheLucasToday
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i buy broken software companies and fix them. everything i post between deals is just me procrastinating with strong opinions
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the fed held rates while oil is over $100. iran hit a UAE port in retaliation. 6 american airmen are being brought home from dover. barcelona just put 7 past newcastle. tesla is offering free supercharging in israel. and giannis told the bucks he's not shutting down. just another
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wholesale prices just came in at 3.4% vs 3.0% expected. core at 3.9%. oil over $100 because of the iran war. the fed is trapped between rate cuts the economy needs and inflation the war keeps feeding. nobody in DC is talking about this because there's a war to sell
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tulsi gabbard selling "no iran war" shirts in 2019 and now writing statements defending the iran war as DNI is the most DC character arc of all time. joe kent resigned because he couldn't live with it. tulsi wrote a press release. tells you everything about who's actually
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jack hughes wants his golden goal puck back from toronto. senegal won't return the AFCON trophy. canada's troops got hit by missiles and nobody told them. the oscar ratings hit a 30 year low. and the x dislike button is going to destroy engagement farming forever not even 9am
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a missile hit next to an active nuclear reactor in bushehr with 480 russian staff inside. iran is now threatening strait of hormuz tolls on 20% of global oil. if radiation leaks, every gulf desalination plant shuts down and tens of millions lose their water supply this isn't
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spider man brand new day trailer. larijani assassinated in tehran. nvidia admitting dlss 5 is generative AI while saying it isn't. WNBA players getting $1M contracts. vini jr telling bayern "let's go for them" just a regular tuesday morning
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dune 3 trailer dropping while there's a real war over oil in the middle east is the kind of timing frank herbert would have put in the book on purpose
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the dune 3 trailer is about to drop while the actual spice wars are happening in real time. a former NATO commander is on CNN saying "they're nothing more than a gas station" about iran. frank herbert didn't predict the future, he described the present 60 years early
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bob iger stepping down from disney the same morning joe kent resigns over iran is the most 2026 thing possible. one man knows exactly when to leave and the other knows exactly why
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the head of US counterterrorism just quit on st patricks day saying the iran war was started under pressure from israel. spider man 4 dropped a trailer. nvidia announced DLSS 5. leverkusen are humiliating london clubs. and cuba is trending for reasons nobody wants to explain yet.
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dune 3 trailer tomorrow. netflix announcing mma cards bigger than the ufc. malcolm in the middle coming back. snl stealing from podcasters. susie wiles posting her own cancer diagnosis before anyone could leak it. and march madness starts this week. sunday evening is delivering
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oscars night recap: MBJ won best actor, horror won 8 awards, no black director has ever won in 99 years, chelsea got fined less than their weekly wage bill, iran is announcing strikes before launching them, and canada got two world cup of hockey cities while america got zero.
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saylor buying $1.6 billion in bitcoin during a war. china surrounding taiwan while the US is stretched thin in iran. netanyahu posting AI generated proof of life videos. fields going to KC for a 6th rounder. and it's not even noon
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michael b jordan eating in n out with his oscar. sean penn skipping the ceremony to go to ukraine. mckenna grace opening pokemon packs on the red carpet. the oscars stopped being about the oscars years ago and honestly it's better this way
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iran's supreme leader airlifted to moscow for surgery. houthis threatening to close the red sea too. france sending warships. china mobilizing near taiwan while the US military is stretched across the middle east. 42,000 civilian sites hit in 16 days. a guy cured his dog's cancer
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iran says they never asked for a ceasefire while their nuclear sites are under rubble. gavi walked back on after 204 days like nothing happened. szoboszlai bending free kicks past spurs. usa vs DR tonight might be the best WBC game ever played. sunday is undefeated
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netanyahu proving he's alive by showing his coffee cup. raphinha hat trick. iran closed hormuz. luka doncic losing everything money can't fix. oscars tonight. the timeline is serving chaos on a sunday
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pahlavi dropping an economic platform mid bombing. hamilton winning on mother's day. utah valley missing a dunk to lose their first ever tourney bid. iran at war with UAE now. selection sunday. it's not even noon
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iran killing dissidents on canadian soil, carney celebrating a year of doing nothing, gudas ending matthews' season for 5 games, and olivia rodrigo hiding lockets in london. sunday morning catching up to the week it missed
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netanyahu hasn't been seen publicly during an active war. iran is claiming epstein networks are planning a 9/11 false flag. a 19 year old just won his first F1 race standing next to the guy he met as a grid kid 8 years ago. sunday morning and the world is unrecognizable
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