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🚨LETS GET THIS DREAD🚨
Hey, I wrote about LibsofTikTok and the worst interview in the history of history
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Odell Beckham would be hung from the top of the Empire State Building live on CBS if this was him
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Everyone in the NBA is scoring like 150 points every night. Then they come to Madison Square Garden and the Knicks beat them with metal bats for two hours
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Johnny Manziel’s agent running routes at his NFL pro day
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Steve Harvey looks like a Batman villain that has captured Times Square and will kill civilians unless Batman answers all of his riddles
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“Get ya benefits and chill after that”
If you under 25 and you ain’t doing shit else, you might as well go to the military right now. Do a lil 4 years, get ya benefits and chill after that
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Russell Westbrook is really out here trying to MURDER anyone or anything
Guys can't even tie their shoes without Westbrook spearing them into the front row
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Baker Mayfield: 1-2 with 3 TDs 5 INTs
Daniel Jones: 1-0 4 TDs 0 INTs 2 massive testicles
“Blows my mind”
Baker Mayfield: "Blows my mind" Giants drafted Daniel Jones
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The Knicks when they see anyone wearing a different jersey:
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Cris Carter Michael Irvin and Steve Smith on NFL Network next week all shouting over each other about who ran the best routes as Bengals highlights play in the background
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Opposing manager:
Walk Aaron Judge
Oh shit uh...walk Giancarlo Stanton
Oh god oh god walk Gary Sanchez
*having panic attack*
FUCKING GREG BIRD TOO?!?! walk him
Bench coach: but you're walking home a run
Manager: JUST WALK HIM
*Didi Gregorius hits grand slam*
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Bill Simmons is a reminder that white bosses never hire black people because we lack “experience” thus making sure we never actually get any experience and they can pretend like we’re never qualified for any job
Meanwhile
He gave his fucking teenage daughter a podcast
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Personally, I would have preferred the Yankees to win the World Series
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Wow the Bruins lost the Stanley Cup
Anthony Davis said fuck the Celtics
The Red Sox are a .500 team
Rob Gronkowski retired
All Boston has left is Barstool Sports and the n word
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"Don't look down at her feet. Don't look down at her feet. Don't look down at her feet. Don't look down at her feet." -Rex Ryan's brain
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Not only did Clint Frazier hit a BOMB to give the Yankees a late game lead...but my man disrespectfully dropped his bat at home plate like he was disgusted that he even had to spend a second of his time in the city of Baltimore
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One of the rare times when nepotism helps a Nick Kerr
The Warriors are promoting Nick Kerr, Steve Kerr’s son, to head coach of their G-League team, per
@anthonyVslater
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Healthy Achilles check:
Julius Randle✅
Taj Gibson✅
Bobby Portis✅
Reggie Bullock✅
Wayne Ellington✅
Kevin Durant❌
No. Of weirdo asshole Flat Earthers under contract:
Knicks: 0
Nets: 1
The defense rests
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Taj Gibson gonna put Joel Embiid in a full nelson while Bobby Portis throws body blows
Julius Randle with a steel chair shot to Al Horford’s back
Marcus Morris choking Brett Brown out with his own necktie
Frank Ntilikina: DNP - coach’s decision
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Luke Voit was created in a laboratory and is composed from a mix of adrenaline, cocaine, biceps, frat rush weeks and Mario Kart blue shells
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This dude really proposed to his girlfriend after watching Sonny Gray and Luis Cessa pitch...these two will be divorced by the 9th inning
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Eli Manning getting sacked while NBC introduces the Giants offensive line is perfect
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Dwyane Wade is literally out here PRAYING for god to give him the strength to make it through this Taylor Rooks interview without licking his lips
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THE NBA IS CANCELLED. NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE. KRISTAPS PORZINGIS, THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED IS HURT. LIFE IS MEANINGLESS. HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINES DAY. LOVE IS A LIE. DEATH IS EASY. LIFE IS HARD.
#RIP
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Oh no did the Philadelphia Eagles and the Dallas Cowboys both get eliminated from the playoffs in the same weekend???
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Aja Wilson and Candace Parker next season
Candace Parker has announced that she will be signing with the Aces.
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WE MUST PROTECT SISTER JEAN
SISTER JEAN > YOUR WACK SHIT
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My instant reaction after seeing Floyd Mayweather beat Conor McGregor
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Aaron Boone saving the bullpen for 2019...what a genius
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Here is Aaron Judge's 448-foot KAAABAAAANG that won't be landing back into Earth's atmosphere until at least 2035
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Brett Gardner consistently shows why he’s such a great leader. He watched Gary Sanchez strike out with the bases loaded and to make his struggling catcher feel better about his slump, Gardner also struck out with the bases loaded. Solidarity. We are all El Gary No man left behind
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@TheNBACentral
Antonio Brown and Karl Malone terrorizing the women of Salt Lake City all weekend
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@SimonStilesNBA
I really have to stop being surprised when white dudes in Utah named Walker are anti-vaccine weirdos
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New York Yankees 2018 salaries:
Jacoby Ellsbury: $21,142,857
Aaron Judge: $622, 300
Gary Sanchez: $620,400
Luis Severino: $604,975
Greg Bird: $582,000
Jacoby Ellsbury, the BACK UP outfielder is making $18 MILLION more than the 4 most important players on the team COMBINED
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In 2 games I don’t think I’ve seen Alec Burks or Bojan Bogdanovic get a defensive stop or pass the ball once.
The Knicks traded Quentin Grimes for two shiny pieces of corn in the Pistons pile of dog shit
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@NBA_NewYork
Jessica Alba is the only one who keeps Julius Randle from strangling referees. That man was on his best behavior
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Sonny Gray gave up 8 hits, 6 runs and couldn't get out of the 3rd inning but left the game smiling ear to ear
Sonny Gray is a sociopath...never trusted this guy who looks like if a 6-year found a genie lamp and wished to be a 'grown up'
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STONE COLD TYLER AUSTIN IS ABOUT THAT LIFE SHOUTOUT TO MY MAN FOR SMACKING HIS BAT AGAINST THE GROUND LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK FUCK THE RED SOX THE RIVALRY IS OFFICIALLY BACK ON BUILD TYLER AUSTIN'S STATUE IN MONUMENT PARK TONIGHT
(Joe Kelly reallyyy won this fight...fuck)
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2018-19 stats:
Ron Baker points: 2
LeBron James points: 0
Ron Baker assists: 1
LeBron James: 0
Ron Baker steals: 1
LeBron James steals: 0
Hm. Interesting.
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Yasiel Puig found out he was traded to the American League and wasn’t leaving Cincinnati until he punched all of the Pittsburgh Pirates in the face one last time
A king.
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YOOOO MY MAN KLAY THOMPSON HIGH AS FUCK WISHING HE ONLY ATE 1 BROWNIE
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The best part about being a Yankees fan is not being a Red Sox fan
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Arya Stark is a testament to how important it is to have a healthy sex life
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Aroldis Chapman is one blown save away from me suddenly remembering that he beat the shit out of his wife
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Todd Frazier's swing is the equivalent to me trying to talk to girls at the bar
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ELI MANNING IS A 2X SUPER BOWL MVP. 7TH ALL TIME IN TDS, YARDS AND 4TH QTR COMEBACKS.
ELI HAS NEVER MISSED A SINGLE FUCKING FOOTBALL GAME
Giants’ Eli Manning voted most overrated quarterback by players: poll
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Ugh don't you hate it when you have to be just like 'everybody else' with no hot tea
Feel you, Mariah
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Patrick Mahomes girlfriend in the pressbox annoying the hell out of everyone
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Didi Gregorius stats today:
6 RBIs
2 home runs
1 bat flip
0 fucks given about Tampa Bay
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Whatever you feel about Eli Manning...you really have to respect him for being a great father to his son Tom Brady...class act
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'IM THE CAPTAINN NOWWWWW" -Kristaps Porzingis to his son, Carmelo
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Chris Carter and Tyler Clippard both walking into Target on Monday to fill out a job application
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Guy just ordered MAYO on his bacon egg and cheese...
Manhattan isn't safe anymore. Keep your head on a swivel.
See something say something
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Daniel Jones walking into the stadium looking like an RA who is VERY strict about drinking in the dorms???!
Giants winning by 700
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Live look at Corey Kluber hiding from Didi Gregorius
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You really have to respect the comradery of Brandon Marshall choosing not to show up tonight to make Odell feel better about not playing
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The Yankees DL team would beat the active roster in a 7 game series
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In case you needed more reasons to hate the Houston Astros...here's Yuli Gurriel making fun of Yu Darvish for being Asian
BOOOOO
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I just want to post this Ron Baker pull up jumper here for everyone that thinks I’m kidding whenever I talk about him deserving more minutes
Ron Baker would bust your ass 1-on-1 and then write a letter to your parents apologizing for embarrassing their son
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GIANNIS IS DEAD. SUPER MARIO SAUCE ZONJA JUST MURDERED HIM AND STEPPED OVER HIS FRESH CORPES. HEZONJA NOW OWNS ALL OF GREECE
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Reggie Miller was the kid in high school who lied about losing his virginity over the summer
“she goes to a different school. You don’t know her. Her name? Oh um, she told me to call her caramel cat”
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Everyone on Earth: the triangle doesn't work and never trade Kristaps
Phil Jackson:
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Tyler Herro showing up to the first Miami Heat practice
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Eric Adams just said kids need to put down the Gameboy. We really have to stop electing the elderly into office
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“I have a billion dollars” should be the only text Jeff Bezos ever sends to anyone ever
'I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in': Jeff Bezos' steamy text messages to married TV anchor revealed
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Odell Beckham finally caught a touchdown pass
The Giants finally scored 30 points
The Giants defense finally forced turnovers
Anddd the Giants still lose
Football is dumb and nothing matters
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Takeaways from NYY/Tigers fight:
1. Miguel Cabrera is a bitch
2. FUCK the Detroit Tigers
3. Austin Romine needs a plaque in monument park
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Dez Bryant wouldn't make the local JV team right now
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New York Yankees shortstops are the biggest entrepreneurs in sports
Derek Jeter owns the Miami Marlins and Didi Gregorius owns Chris Archer
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I am BEGGING the wnba to bring in Enes Kanter. A’ja Wilson would have this Fox Nation subscriber in the torture chamber. Please switch onto Chelsea Gray on the perimeter and end up on your hands and knees like you dropped something under the couch
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Lavar holding Lonzo's luggage as they get off the plane in San Antonio later this week like
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Live look at Tom Brady when he saw that the Giants clinched a playoff berth
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NO NUT NOVEMBER IS OVER LETS GOOOOO THE GIANTS ROAD TO THE SUPER BOWL BEGINS TODAY THANKS TO HALL OF FAMER ELI MANNING💦💦💦🥜🥜🥜
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Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the 2017 American League MVP, El Gary Sanchez with the KABANG off the perfect swing
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When you're about to retire at halftime like Vontae Davis
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Instead of tweeting "I don't like Beth Mowins doing Monday night football. I can't stand her voice"
Feel free to just openly say "I don't respect women. I don't like change. I am a coward."
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I don’t necessarily believe in karma but did Boston really think they could dump all the tea 300 years ago and just waltz back into London this weekend like it wasn’t a big deal?
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Whenever a racist clip from Barstool hits the timeline I simply remember how diverse their company is and know that it must taken out of context
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The 2018 Red Sox erasing their Apple watches as everyone comes for the 2017 Astros
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INJECT THIS AARON HICKS HOME RUN POSE DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS
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Congrats to the Nationals or whatever but most importantly...
Fuck the Houston Astros
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Zion has spent every penny of his NBA salary on Baconators and pussy
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GIANCARLO STANTON HIT THAT BASEBALL OFF OF THE ASTEROID BELT. THE YANKEES ARE THE BEST TEAM IN ALL OF SPORTS. I HAVE NEVER ONCE TWEETED A NEGATIVE THING ABOUT STANTON AND IF I DID I WAS HACKED OR WHATEVER. EAT A DICK JACOBY ELLSBURY. YANKEES RULE MARINERS DROOL. THANK U JETER
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Kanye West wore a MAGA hat and said slavery was a choice
Fuck anything he’s saying right now and anyone retweeting him
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THE FRENCH ARE NO LONGER SURRENDERING
FRANK NTILIKINA X ENES KANTER = NEW BASH BROTHERS
LEBRONS BODY MIGHT RESURFACE TOMORROW FLOATING IN THE HUDSON RIVER
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