Kurt Russell
@TheKurtRussell
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This one time, I went through a stargate and was raped by Christmas Critters. It wasn't gay though because there was no eye contact.
Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined September 2010
@TheKurtRussell Captain Ron totally holds up. It's cinematic gold.
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@JasonDu70557346 u couldn't fight your way in a wet paper bag... Faggot
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@JasonDu70557346 sorry fought I DMed that..... Fuck it eat my ass too
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@FMartin1952 @goldiehawn no just we're right into cuckolding
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Maybe will smith didn't get an Oscar nod cause he's utter shit and his burds a cow tae
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@ferhathan26 @TheSlyStallone still bouncing the script around Hollywood and slys buying doing expendables 8 or something
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If your bored tonight watch one of my movies and fingerblast your self...... Your welcome
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Fuck I've shared a few pros with Charlie sheen in the 80's
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@TheKurtRussell I have assembled a team to stop this terrible thing. Big trouble in china without you?? No no no. #dipset @bobcastpod
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@TheKurtRussell @netflix as an investor you will receive once a year an autographed picture of Kurt Russell in his speedo.
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I showed @TheRock my Piece! on set of fast 7 he bowed down and kissed my feet
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Anyway back to my passion #russellflicks like @Netflix but with only my movies for just a jaw dropping $39 a month!! Need investors!
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