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Tracking every touchdown of the 2025 season by 9 time Pro-Bowl and now All-Pro Fullback Kyle Juszczyk
Joined July 2020
Hi new followers! If you're religious you're not going to like what I tweet. Anything funny I post is probably stolen from someone else. If I accidentally tweet anything NSFW no I didn't. KC bbq is superior to all others. And above all else fuck the Seahawks.
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How many American dollars would it cost to make Kayvon Thibodeaux a San Francisco 49er?
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I was team ban tush push last year and I'm glad to see so many people and commentators getting on board. It's impossible to officiate it fairly because you literally cannot see what's happening.
@TheJuiceTDGuy The tush push is such an illegally run play. Center with helmet over the entirety of the ball (in the neutral zone). Guards jumping early. If fairly officiated its not a problem. Its like watching KC tackle jump early for like 2 seasons until the enforced false start.
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"Caesar was great because they held parades for him"
Brooke Rollins: "We had an amazing cabinet meeting. President Trump walked in before the cameras were there. The cabinet is seated around the table, and we all stood up, just his team, and gave him a two minute standing ovation. I don't think anybody has talked about that.
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Inflation is just a straight line up since Trump took office.
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BREAKING: Credit scores drop at fastest pace since the Great Recession.
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"Someone showed me a TikTok video" is a phrase that was said in a cabinet meet at the White House today, in front of the press
RFK JR: Someone showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman, and she said F trump and gobbling tylenol with her baby in her placenta.
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Very cool! No problems here!
I've been wondering why Dominion Voting Systems suddenly reached settlements with Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, and One America News. Turns out, it's been purchased by a Republican-owned election tech firm that insisted on it, per Axios.
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I don't understand what's happening
MTG just lit up her own party—brutally: “Health care crisis? Ignored. Wages? Flat. Bills? Sky high. And you think this wins midterms?” She says her electricity bill alone is up $100 since last year—and blasts Republicans for abandoning “America First.” When even Marge sounds
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This is what happened to Biden with the Afghanistan withdrawal. He did what everyone had promised for a decade and the press (the only remaining bastion of American neoconservatism) ate him alive for it and his poll numbers collapsed and never recovered
A lesson I've learned from reading history is that sometimes something just needs to be done for everyone's sake, but nobody wants to be the one to do it. Whoever ends up actually doing it is very, very, *very* rarely rewarded for his or her integrity, and is usually punished.
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Seeing "since 2009" included on virtually every economic indicator report the last few weeks
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Ok it's been a week, I'll stop trolling the Rams now. Stafford is in MVP talks for the first time in his career, Puka Nacua is my current OPOY, and their front 4 is as good as advertised. This is a damn good football team. Not quite 49ers backups-level good, but still very good.
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pooping was supposed to be a true zen state but phones have ruined it so now only vomiting remains as the last true zen state. a moment of complete worldy abandon and pure focus. nobody's using their phone while puking and if they are then god has truly lost. (From threads)
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Can he run block?
🚨 Tensions are starting to boil over within the Miami Dolphins front office and ownership and Mike McDaniel is on 'very thin ice' following the loss vs. Carolina Panthers, per @TonyPauline #PhinsUp
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Anytime I'm like idk men aren't that bad and then some woman shows me how men act or talk and I'm like fuck okay I get it
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He's got a point
Are we ever gonna clarity on Aiyuk? It’s nearly a year, practice window isn’t open. So much conversation about how frustrated the niners were over his contract. Are they gonna RG3 him?
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Adults with neurodiversity can face mobility challenges that limit their independence & employment. See how Waymo could help.
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